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danielleDanielle Pearson

Jul 24, 2007 9:19 PM

Cali was amazing! If it wasn't so expensive out there, I'd definitely make the move.. lol!
Thats cool that you guys get to work with his dad. I did stuff like that for my uncle a few years ago. I'm glad other than the wreck and the hackers that you two have had a good summer so far!!

♥Danielle
♥Liz®Elizabeth Dickson

Jul 24, 2007 9:13 PM

OMG! You should have called me!!! I'm so glad you're ok darlin! God WAS definitely looking after you right then...I called Chase the other day and he never called back :(...I told him i was mad cuz he kept you down there too haha...
danielleDanielle Pearson

Jul 24, 2007 5:17 PM

Hi,
Check out my cool celebrity look-alikes on my blog
Alex Factorial!

Jul 24, 2007 5:05 PM

Sounds like a reasonable plan to me.
danielleDanielle Pearson

Jul 24, 2007 2:17 PM

Oh wow darlin! I'm glad you guys are okay!! That stinks about his truck though! =[
My summer hasn't been that crazy, but I got to go to California for 10 days, and have just been doing a lot of traveling.
So where are you and Chase at this summer? I haven't seen you guys since we sat in the Grandma and fogged up all the windows.. haha
Alex Factorial!

Jul 24, 2007 7:06 AM

I was wondering about that, since I saw that your profile suddenly became all about spoilers. I know you're not all about spoilers. You're above spoilers. You're better than they are. (I have seen you on MSN, so I think he is using it.)
danielleDanielle Pearson

Jul 23, 2007 11:57 PM

Kels!! How are ya girl!? It seems like it's been forever since I've talked to ya last!

♥Danielle
Bunnies are for Throwing

Jul 23, 2007 8:17 AM

test test
♥Liz®Elizabeth Dickson

Jul 23, 2007 12:03 AM

LOL! That sucks! You know that happene to me too...what week is the week you guys are coming up? I didn't know if your school starts the same week as me...Loves to KELS!
♥Liz®Elizabeth Dickson

Jul 22, 2007 3:36 AM

you so mean!!! haha...but I find it absolutely hilarious! I love you!!!!
MarianMarian Armstrong

Jul 22, 2007 3:15 AM

new pic for your amusement

mucho <3 hope you are well and no more sabotage

P.S. I killed a bunny today
sarabobSara Elizabeth Oliver

Jul 21, 2007 6:14 PM

Your profile picture got deleted because it was too awesome...and because it was like an utopsy or something.
Alex Factorial!

Jul 21, 2007 3:27 AM

"Sawyer, where is Locke?"

"Eh? Oh, one second, Doc. I'm about to hit the high score on Pac-Man."

*Enters the numbers.*
Alex Factorial!

Jul 17, 2007 8:03 PM

Thank-you much. Yours is pretty awesome too.
Alex Factorial!

Jul 17, 2007 6:13 AM

Kelsey, something strange is happening. I'm becoming Dr. House. Is this bad?
Alex Factorial!

Jul 16, 2007 2:51 PM

The television is playing:

Announcer: "We now return to Carl Sagan's 'Cosmos,' edited for rednecks."

Carl Sagan: "I'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's four b-"

Edited voice: "HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS OLD."

Carl Sagan: "Scientists have determined that the universe was created by -"

Edited voice: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Carl Sagan: "Big Bang. If you look at the bones of a -"

Edited voice: "JESUS..."

Carl Sagan: "'Nasauras Rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that -"

Edited voice: "MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE."

Brian and Peter are watching on the couch.

Brian: "Peter, do we have to watch this?"

Peter: "This is what rednecks watch, Brian."
Lo ♥

Jul 15, 2007 11:47 PM

OH-EM-GEE!!! IT SO IS!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh...the memories...
Alex Factorial!

Jul 15, 2007 3:15 AM

"Kim Jong Il! So you're the one planning 9/11 times a thousand!"

"Noooo, you think so smawr. (...) It'll be 9/11 times one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six."

"But that's... that's... I don't even know what that is!"

"Nobody does."
sarabobSara Elizabeth Oliver

Jul 14, 2007 1:39 PM

Maybe I will.

Yeah, we've been going out for about 6 months now. How's life?
sarabobSara Elizabeth Oliver

Jul 14, 2007 1:22 AM

aaagalalagaaah!
Alex Factorial!

Jul 13, 2007 4:22 AM

"Quick, the terrorists are headed south on Baka Laka Dirka Street!"

...

"Cairo. That's in... Egypt."

"Yes. Very good."

Did you happen to notice my profile song?
Lo ♥

Jul 11, 2007 5:37 PM

It's Harry Potter day!! Whoop whoop!!!
Alex Factorial!

Jul 11, 2007 12:22 PM

"As actors, it is our job to read the newspapers and then say what we read like it's our own opinion."

"Here, here!"

"Agreed!"

"Matt Damon! Matt Damon!"
Alex Factorial!

Jul 10, 2007 3:48 PM

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark / when he made Pearl Harbor / I miss you more than that movie missed the point / And that's an awful lot, girl / And now / All I can think about is your smile / And that movie, too / Pearl Harbor sucked / And I miss you / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school / He was terrible in that film / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part / He's way better than Ben Affleck / And now / What I'm trying to say / Is Pearl Harbor sucked / Just a little bit more than I miss you...
Alex Factorial!

Jul 10, 2007 4:41 AM

"Oh, I get it. You're some bigtime Hollywood talent agent or something and you want me to come with you, but only if I suck your cock."

"No..."

"Thanks, but..."

"Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I don't want to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable. I have something I want to show you and I need you to get in the car."

"Well, alright..."

(Gary gets in the car.)

"You said you had something to show me?"

"Yes. But only if you will perform oral sex on me. Haha. Just kidding."
Alex Factorial!

Jul 8, 2007 4:22 AM

The hour's approaching / To give it your best / You've got to reach your prime... / That's when you need / To put yourself to the test, / And show us the passage of time! / We're gonna need a montage / Montage / Oh, it takes a montage / Montage / Show a bunch of things / Happ'ning at once / Remind everyone of what's going on, / And with every cut / Show a little improvement / To show us what would take too long, / That's called a montage / Montage / Yes, it's a montage / Montage / In anything if you wanna go / From just a beginner to a pro / You need a montage / Montage / Even Rocky had a montage / Montage / Always fade out in a montage / If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage / Montage...
Alex Factorial!

Jul 8, 2007 3:41 AM

"Hey, terrorists! Terrorize this..."

"Dirka dirka! Bakalaka dirka! Islama Jihad! Mohammad, Mohammad!"
Alex Factorial!

Jul 8, 2007 3:12 AM

I agree!

"That's bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Very bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E."

"Sorry."
Alex Factorial!

Jul 7, 2007 5:25 AM

America, Fuck Yeah
Comin' again, to save the mother fuckin' day, yeah
America, fuck yeah...

Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to...

America, fuck yeah
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, fuck yeah...

McDonald's, fuck yeah
Wal-Mart, fuck yeah
The Gap, fuck yeah
Slavery, fuck yeah...

Fast food, fuck yeah
Obesity, fuck yeah
Shallowness, fuck yeah
Bed, Bath & Beyond... huh?

Cheap sex, fuck yeah
Pornogrophy, fuck yeah
Intelligence... eh?
CassiCassandra Poe

Jul 6, 2007 4:35 PM

dats cool..i kno where it at he told me..lol..i used to live in woodstock
Alex Factorial!

Jul 6, 2007 3:47 PM

HEY! We already did that one.
CassiCassandra Poe

Jul 6, 2007 4:30 AM

just comin thru and showing some GA love..holla back and hit up da guestbook..love lil mama
Alex Factorial!

Jul 6, 2007 3:26 AM

"Great job, team. Let's meet back at the base for debriefing and cocktails."
Alex Factorial!

Jul 5, 2007 3:10 AM

What the crap, indeed...

"You should watch Highlander."

"Really? What is it?"

"It's a movie. It won an Oscar."

"Oh? For what?"

"Best movie EVER MADE."
Alex Factorial!

Jul 4, 2007 1:34 PM

America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Alex Factorial!

Jul 3, 2007 11:26 PM

"Kay po hap kee dow cha' OOOOOOO! Prune candy."
Alex Factorial!

Jul 2, 2007 7:53 PM

"Shake and bake, man!"

"No... no, that's gone now. From now on you're Magic Man, and I'm... El Diablo."

"Wow, what is that?"

"I dunno. It's Spanish for 'fiery chicken' or something."

(That may not be entirely accurate.)
Alex Factorial!

Jul 2, 2007 4:34 AM

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 30, 2007 2:11 AM

"Dear six pound, eight ounce, baby Jesus, with your Little Einstein educational videos..."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 28, 2007 3:43 AM

"I wan' go fast! I wan' go fast!"

"I thought you might say that. Well, I'm gonna go into this Mini Mart and cry my eyes out, you just sit right here in the car."
♥Liz®Elizabeth Dickson

Jun 26, 2007 9:04 PM

YOU NEED TO COME TO CHATTANOOGA!
Alex Factorial!

Jun 26, 2007 3:41 PM

"You sound like a dog, with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth."

Certainly I have.
Alex Factorial!

Jun 26, 2007 3:45 AM

"Helga's House of Pain, where your wish is our command. This is Alex speaking. How may I piss you off today?"

"Steifler's House of Love. D'oh... straight love."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 25, 2007 3:56 PM

Ummm.... dunno.... some show about a misanthropic doctor and his happy little friends. I think it's called "Home," or something of that sort. Maybe "Oblong Building Made of Wood, Plaster and Drywall." NO, Wait... I've got it... "House, M.D."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 25, 2007 4:26 AM

"Most doctors have the Messiah complex: they have to save the world. You? You have the Rubik's complex. You have to solve the puzzle."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 24, 2007 10:45 PM

"You have three choices: Run. Hide. Or die."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 24, 2007 9:20 PM

"What? Oh, sorry. Up late. Internet porn."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 24, 2007 3:34 AM

"The Universe always settles the score."

"It does?"

"No. But it should."
Alex Factorial!

Jun 18, 2007 5:49 AM

Oh? Yes, same to you. It makes me so proud to know that you're not anybody's father.

The episode with the faith healer is one of my favorites. The part where he tallies points between himself and God is hillarious.
Alex Factorial!

Jun 18, 2007 5:22 AM

"No. Shortly after you leave here you're going to break poor Penny's heart. Not long after that you're going to join the army, where you will find yourself in prison for refusing to follow orders. Following release you will promptly enter in a solo sailing race around the world, sponsored by your love's father. Torn to pieces by regret, you will crash on an island in the south pacific, where you will be confined to an underground laboratory entering a code into a computer every 108 minutes. And if you don't do those things, Desmond David Hume, every single one of us is dead."
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