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Sun! Sea! Socialism!Alex Shumway

Nov 18, 2008 5:14 PM
Liv Moe

Jan 4, 2009 2:46 AM

Happy New Year!
pimp myspace
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Nov 11, 2008 3:43 AM

Hey! Check it out!

It looks as though our little Steve traded in his attractive dredlocks for a fauxhawk.
Photobucket

Something told me you may get a kick out of this.

Love you!
SunnySunny Williams

Nov 10, 2008 7:37 PM

Thank you for the b-day wish sweet Theodore! Hope things are well on your end & that i'll get to talk with you again someday! if i should ever be so lucky!?!
der Skipper

Nov 7, 2008 6:41 PM

red + blue = purple
DRIVER

Oct 31, 2008 1:51 AM

Happy Halloween!Photobucket
Sara Routh

Oct 21, 2008 12:06 PM

shit i miss you.... steve cries in his sleep, yelling, "Ted? Ted? Where have you gone? Don't leave me... Ted!"

You ready to China-fy your lifestyle? xo
Lucas

Oct 18, 2008 10:57 PM

I'm not working right now so get your ass up here!!! Perfect time. Perfect weather. Come on.

L.
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Oct 8, 2008 2:03 AM

I found a business lab!
I was going to leave you a LIBBY!!Libby? Libby....comment, but I see you have an actual Libby down the page from here.
Please explain on my behalf.....that was funny.
I'll have to tell you about my first night "Welcome to South Carolina 'COPS' Interruption" at 3:20 our time last night.
It reminded my of my squirrel dream.....sort of...
I love you and miss you already!
Be good!
xoxoxoxoxo
Lucas

Oct 7, 2008 9:59 PM

Wife gone? Time to go to Frisco!!!!
Trixie Delight

Oct 6, 2008 9:32 PM

Tedders, just what are you planning to do with yourself for an entire month without your wife?!
Liv Moe

Oct 1, 2008 6:35 AM

I just finished babbling your wife's way and now I'm gonna throw some love at you Ted-o.

In response to Skipper's comment the birthday's never over. Drag that shit out as long as you can! Or at least until I can get in my birthday wishes to you without having to precede them with the word belated.

Question. So do you and Sue combine your celebrations into one big monster party? I've been trying to think of a clever way of combining your two last names aside from the obvious... nice plank. wah, wah, wah Hmm, the Nice Plank Party. That sounds okay.

Okay, I'm exhausted on the verge of incoherent so I will conclude by saying, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO-HAN!
LibbyLibby knudson

Sep 23, 2008 3:48 PM

DUDE! i am a fine product of Everett WA! maybe we can hook up when i am down in october! who knows maybe i will need a store space build out!!
der Skipper

Sep 19, 2008 5:56 PM

If you're gonna be a wuss (part wimp, part puss) about this, I'll just take my present back. Birthday's over dude.
RudyRudy Carrera

Sep 19, 2008 7:49 AM

Me keeping the Balkans safe from Barbarians is something akin to the Goths keeping watch over Rome. It ain't gonna be pretty, boyo. Send the sheep-shagger my regards.
RudyRudy Carrera

Sep 19, 2008 7:24 AM

I passed out on my keyboard. A miracle has occurred. Next thing you know, you'll be nominated for local rabbi...

And if I hug an Albanian, I guarantee you he'd be squeezed like toothpaste.
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Sep 19, 2008 6:11 AM

Oh wait!


I thought about this after the fact

"~I will never meet anyone who can somehow insult a complete stranger by charming them as effectively as you do."

What I REALLY meant was
~I will never meet anyone who can somehow CHARM a complete stranger by POSSIBLY INSULTING them as effectively as you do.

Really, you are just like Beetlejuice! A charming, thought provoking Beetlejuice that is....

You're a regular barrel of monkeys!
And I love you!
xoxoxoxoxox
CassandroCASSANDRO EL exotico

Sep 19, 2008 5:43 AM

CASSANDRO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANNY MORE...
Lisa

Sep 19, 2008 12:28 AM

Hope you have a Happy Birthday Ted...(what's left of it)!
der Skipper

Sep 18, 2008 5:43 PM

That's some handle on the hammer you're holding. If my profile pic is still having that same effect on your sphincter you know what you can do with it...you can stick it up MY ass.

My present to you. Happy Birfday Ted.
RudyRudy Carrera

Sep 18, 2008 2:50 PM

Many happy years to you, boyo.
Ang (aka) LUSTRE MARBLESangela maynard

Sep 18, 2008 2:14 PM

OH HAPPY DAY!!! Its yer birfdaaaaaaay...hip hip hoooooray! There are going to be some fun happenings up at Pappy's coming up...soooooo? What is stopping you?
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Sep 18, 2008 9:26 AM

My Dear Sweet Tedder.....

With you, I can count on a few things in life...

~Thanks to your disdain for the average window screen, by day, there will be flies, by night , the moths will rule the house.


~I will always know you're awake in the morning because you will audibly fart, then wait for my reaction.

~You will always surprise me with thoughtfulness.(really, seriously. People have nooooo idea....)

~I must always be leery of the olive jar, thanks to your booger mining habits.


~You will ALWAYS make me laugh.

~I will never meet anyone who can somehow insult a complete stranger by charming them as effectively as you do.


~I will always know what's going on in Washington and feel somewhat politically savvy thanks to your Drudge Report footnotes ( while I sit on the couch watching reruns of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares)

Oh I could so easily go on....
You've been a consistent intriguing paradox of fun, fascination, and frustration since the day I met you.

One final thing I can ABSOLUTELY count on above all...

Life will NEVER be boring with you.
I love you and hope you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....even if I have to be a deadbeat wife this year....
REAL BOSS HOSS

Sep 17, 2008 8:46 PM

Happy birthday to Dragon #3!!

How the hell have you been??

Hope all is well with you and Sue!!

Love,
Jorge
der Skipper

Sep 16, 2008 7:01 PM

Those were some awfully sweet sentiments. Thank you.
Trixie Delight

Aug 29, 2008 11:34 PM

Dear Tedders,

Thank you so so very much for my birthday present!!!! It came in the mail today and I am super excited to delve right into it. I am, however, in the middle of another book so the confederates may have to wait until later in the weekend. I'm planning on eating some truly disgusting food-on-sticks and snicker at all the teen moms at the California State Fair tomorrow, but I promise to sit down and do some reading as soon as I can.
Thanks again for coming through for me as only you can!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxsmitty
Allen "Charmin" Larman

Aug 23, 2008 3:23 PM

Ted,

Wassup? Everything is cool. How is married life?
Any good events coming up?
Zarah Leander

Aug 22, 2008 8:59 AM

Uncle, schmuncle, you're still the same old asshole. 100 Reichsmarks says McCain takes down the skinny black guy. He's got the stench of "Loser" smeared all over him, and I would know, wouldn't I?

I hate you.
SunnySunny Williams

Aug 16, 2008 7:22 PM

Ted!! Score on the piano but how the hell did you and the gals manage carrying it up the stairs? crazy! I keep thinking of the old cartoons with the piano hoisted up on a string outside the windows.
Mwh!!
Trixie Delight

Aug 15, 2008 3:01 AM

I know about the medical book... I'm not a total jackass. The mohawk reference was from a bad girly TV show. I'm tired maybe I wasn't making myself clear. I can't believe you're not going to be thinking about me in a few hours. Oh well, I guess it's Sue's turn.
Think bad thoughts
Trixie Delight

Aug 15, 2008 1:51 AM

I thought the TV reference might have been too much for you. It wasn't a reference to my messy bedhead.
Trixie Delight

Aug 14, 2008 2:35 AM

Dear Tedders,
Thanks again for putting up with me for a few days and taking us on a romantic drive to see the sunset at the beach. I really had a good time and I didn't actually mind the groping part... well, maybe a little, but mostly it was ok! You're alright with me Mr.
Plank!
cattibrieStraight Pimpin

Aug 7, 2008 4:14 PM

their all down there right?
i'm trying to get an apartment
and cannot take a minute off of
work but i was seriously trying to
find a way to go down there
but it just didn't look like it
would happen in time.
i know uncle david and i weren't extremely close but he was still someone i grew up knowing
and loved who i'll never see again.
after i get this apartment thing sorted out i'll come down to LA for a weekend.
cattibrieStraight Pimpin

Aug 7, 2008 6:24 AM

he died..
really?
......
i'm back home now
i was in phillipsburg
its a really small right winged town...
did he really?
cattibrieStraight Pimpin

Aug 6, 2008 2:40 PM

hows uncle david doing?
Sara Routh

Jul 29, 2008 8:42 AM

when are you coming to the land of the free?!

we NEED you here. Steve is going mad without his Ted fixes. Unless you can send some of your essence in a needle and he can inject you into his Chinese speaking blood.

Well, I could say i miss you too but, I miss the red head more...

xo sara
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Jul 26, 2008 4:52 AM

LLLLLLove
..Funny Pictures.. and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


No really, I do!
Miss Sue NiceSue Nice

Jul 26, 2008 6:26 AM

Oh Crap.
Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com




I think of that Summer/Skipper thing at the Rockaround when I see this.
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Jul 24, 2008 7:24 AM

Hi Babe!
So, for whatever reason, it didn't register last night that you mentioned you signed up for Netflix.
Isn't that sort of the equivalent of ordering the fruit of the month from Harry & David if we lived in an orchard?
Your movies are in.
I hope you're not going too crazy in the desert.
Come home soon!
Love you!
Sue!!!Sue Everett

Jul 24, 2008 7:26 AM

BTW~ We're invited to a wedding on Sunday at Tangier's.
Liv Moe

Jul 24, 2008 1:57 AM

So Mr. Ted... I was looking around the interwebs for news about the Edwards business and came across the LA Times blog post about it and found a comment by Mr. Bojangles that I was particularly taken with:

"Why should it matter? McCain is a repeat adulterer who left the wife that looked after his 3 children while he was a POW for 5 years for a younger, wealtheir woman...Cindy McCain. Cindy who later went on to embezzeling from her own non-profit to support her prescription painkiller addiction. Not to mention, she adopted a special needs child w/o consulting John while she was a pill addict. I think that story is far worse."

Now John Edwards may or may not be a douche bag but I do wonder why no one seems to think that McCain's judgement bears some scrutiny.
Liv Moe

Jul 23, 2008 4:58 PM

did you unearth this info with "a google"?
Ang (aka) LUSTRE MARBLESangela maynard

Jul 21, 2008 5:00 AM

I am going up there on Sat around 8pm...you gotta meet us up there!!!!! Okay..what is going on with the mustache?
Ambot-a-go-goAmber Kloss

Jul 18, 2008 12:23 PM

I sware I saw a kid in Hong Kong who had that same ridiculous Goofy hat on as you do in your pic!
der Skipper

Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM

Wocka Wocka
....
Trixie Delight

Jul 10, 2008 9:10 PM

I just couldn't bring myself to type N-A-K-E-D. Can't you just let me have a touch of humility? I'm not asking for much here.
Trixie Delight

Jul 10, 2008 8:04 PM

Maybe I will get that night sky tattoo I've been dreaming of after all!
And don't lie, you'd be stoked to see me neekid!!
Trixie Delight

Jul 9, 2008 2:54 AM

Hey!!! Stop stalking me or I'll tell your wife!
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Miss Sue NiceSue Nice

Jun 13, 2008 7:28 AM

BTW~ Here's the most recent bulletin post of your Nephew's most highly revered ex....Ready?!?.....GO....
"why"
Body: doesnt my dad buy food?

gay.

So sad it didn't work out....
Miss Sue NiceSue Nice

Jun 13, 2008 7:20 AM

So yeah...*FUN*eral tomorrow at 10 am.
Can I count on you to be there?
I know how you like to be at these things to discourage the townsfolk from voting for Omaba.... or should I say ....well.....NEVERMIND!!!
Love AND MISS YOU!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXO MOI
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