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Meghan

Aug 26, 2009 3:44 AM

hope you had a good trip and got home safe. love ya!
Woebegone

Aug 11, 2009 1:45 AM

1/3 of Democrats believes that Pres. Bush had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks... Which is a absurd sentence, because it contains the words "Bush" and "Knowledge." 

Sarah Palin says that she'd never apologize for America even though a poll says 18% of us thinks that the Sun revolves arounds the Earth. 

Haven't even brought up religion. But here's one fun fact I was left with. 

About only half of Americans are aware that Judaism is an older religion than Christianity...
Think about it, half of Americans look at books like the Old Testament and the New Testament and can't figure out which one came first! 

and they all vote... 

The reason that got me depressed, is because it means that I, by default, can be considered a smart American. That's not good.

I mean I'm an idiot! If I can qaulify as the cream of the crop then we are all going to Hell in a bucket... well most likely in prada bag... with matching pumps (very tasteful)

-Alex
Woebegone

Aug 11, 2009 1:39 AM

I got really depressed the other day when I heard the following.

On the eve of the Iraq War, 70% of Americans thought that Saddam Hussein was personally involved in 9/11. Six years later, 34% still do.

The Current Healthcare debate:
At a recent town hall meeting in South Carolina, a man stood up and told his congressman, "Keep your government hands off my medicare!"

A majority of Americans cannot name a single branch of government.
or
Explain what the Bill of Rights is.

24% could not name the country America fought in the Revolutionary War.

More than 2/3 of Americans don't know what Roe v. Wade was about.

2/3 don't know what the Food & Drug Administration does.

Nearly half of Americans don't know that states have two senators and more than half can't name their congressman.

People bitch and moan about taxes. They have no idea what their government spends the money on. The avergae voter thinks Foreign Aid consumes 24% of our Federal Budget. It's actually less than 1%.

1/3 of Republicans thinks Pres. Obama is not a citizen.
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Woebegone

May 24, 2009 3:59 PM

congratulations.
Meghan

May 22, 2009 6:52 AM

shouldn't you be sleepin already? jk
just got home a little while ago from work. hope your doin good. see you real soon! Love Ya!
Woebegone

May 2, 2009 3:28 PM

Andrew David,

Apologies for not responding earlier this week when I received your invitation. As much I would like to be present at your graduation. I must rspectfully and shamefully declined. I have nor will I be able to acquired appropriate funds for such a travel to Berkely at this time. I, here In Idaho, wish you nothing but the best in all of your future endeavors. I wish you a joyous graduation and, of course, a gorgeous sunset to end what should be considered, at least, a good day. You cannot imagine the amount of admiration and personal pride that I have in you, as a my friend.

-Alexander V.P.N. Martinez

p.s. That invite card was awesome! I can picture what your wedding invitation card would be like. The same pose, with your arm around a girl whose face cut off the page. That'll be tight. lol see ya
Meghan

Feb 15, 2009 1:26 AM

Happy Valentines Day! I know its a waste of a holiday but just had to say it to you.
Have a good weekend!
Woebegone

Feb 11, 2009 5:32 AM

Hey next time your at borders or barnes&nobel and you got an extra $13.95 (+ tax) burning a hole in your pocket. I got a book for you to read. Its in the humor section, entitled Death: a Life with George Pendle. As you’ve might of guess it’s a memior from Death. the back flap describes him as the following; Death was born in Hell, the only son of Satan and Sin. He was educated in the palace of Pandemonium and the Garden of Eden. Since before the Dawn of Time, he has ushered souls into the darkness of enterinty. This is his first book.

And just in case that did not wet your appetite, here’s an excerpt from the book.

“You may at this point be wondering just how it was that Mother, Father, and I knew the names of all these creatures, having just arrived on Earth. Well, each animal, vegetable, and mineral, on Earth had a laminated card attached to it. On this laminated card was typed the phrase HI, I’M... with the creature’s name spelled out beneath it. Of course, such a system had its problems. many of the smaller creatures could not move because they were weighed down by the cards attach to them, and a great number of the cards became lost or mixed up. I have it on good source that ‘bananas’ were originally meant to be called “cycloparaffin,” but Father must have swithed the cards without anyone noticing. Once the wrong card had been worn for any amount of time, the name stuck... By my second day on Earth I was disconsolate and had retreated to a cavern and enveloped myself in the comforting embrace of the darkness I was blissfully doing absolutley nothing when I heard the sound of grunting coming from a small copse opposite the cave entrance. I crept over to investigate, curious as to what new horrors my parents might be instigating, but was greeted by the sight of two very strange-looking creatures. At first I thought they were angels, or devils, but they were much smaller and had no wings.
Instead they had large protuberant brows that lent them the air of
Woebegone

Feb 11, 2009 5:30 AM

immense stupidity that I would soon find out was throughly justified. It was my first sighting of humans.

The two creatures, who were seated before a large mound of laminated name tags, seem to be engaged in a fierce debate.
‘Me Adam,’ said the larger, hairierone of the two, whom I took as to be the male, attaching a card that read ADAM on his chest, before jabbing his finger at the other. ‘She Adam.’
‘No,’ grunted the smaller, less hairy one. She attached a card to herself that read BRACHIOSAUR. ‘Me Eve,’ she said, before pointing her finger at the other. ‘You Eve.’
‘No!’ retorted the large one. ‘Me Adam. You Adam’
‘No!’ rejoined the smaller one, pointing at herself. ‘You Eve. Me Eve’ This went on for some time.
Evetually I pluck up the courage to introduce myself. ’Hello. I’m Death. Wonderful day isn‘t it?’they looked at me uncomprehendingly, then at their pile of laminated cards, and then back to me.
‘You Adam?’ said the male one.
‘No. You Eve,’ said the female one.
They looked at each other and suddenly began pulling out each other’s hair. They fought for a bit, and before I knew it they had begun rutting on the floor of me. I stood there amazed. I learned later that humans had been created out of dust. it showed. It was hardly a suprise to me that they would go on to eat the Forbidden Fruit. They ate everything–– apples, leaves, bark, grass, each other’s feces. They were repulsive creatures.
Just as I was musing on what I could possible get them to do that they werent already doing, an incredibly bright org of light filled the sky above me. I had never seen such a intense brightness before... It seemed to cut straight through me and sent the Darkness scamperingback into the cave. Of course I knew instantly that this was God, because the light had on a large laminated badge that read HI I’M... GOD. I hid behind a shrub.
‘Adam,’ boomed a voice as loud as any I had ever heard.
‘Me Adam?’ responded the female.
‘No, you’re Eve, my dear,’ boomed God.
Woebegone

Feb 11, 2009 5:27 AM

‘Me Eve,’ interjected the male.
‘No. No. You’re Adam!’ boomed God in frustration. ‘Anyway, how are things? Do you like the place?’
‘Er...,’ said Adam and Eve.
‘Well look, I don’t have much time,’ boomed God, ‘but I don’t want you to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, all right?’
‘Er...’
‘That’s the big green one over there.’
‘Er...’
‘The one with the big laminated card on it reading TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.’
‘Er...’
‘I just planted it the other day,’ God boomed. ‘It’s over there and I think it really pulls the garden together.’ The light pointed to its right, or rather it seemed to point to its right because orbs of light can’t really point. Nevertheless, it made it perfectly clear that despite being completely round, it was favoring one directio over another. Such are the privileges of divinity.
‘Er...’
‘Because you’ve already eaten my Bush of Anticipation.’
‘Er...’
‘And I really wanted to see how that would turn out.’
‘Er...’
‘So don’t touch it!’ God paused. He cleared His throat. He boomed, ‘For in the day that thou eatest thereof shalt surely die... or something.’
‘You Adam?’ ventured Adam, shading his eyes with his hand.
’I separated the light from the darkness for this?’"
Woebegone

Feb 6, 2009 10:17 PM

Dude, Nobody comments over here.
Good lord!
Woebegone

Dec 5, 2008 11:50 PM

The Past and Present say, "The Future Is HERE!
Woebegone

Dec 4, 2008 4:21 AM

The rate of US Marine suicides has been rising in recent years. the biggest jump came at a time when the Marine Corps was being reduced in size, and so, many of these men were barred from reenlisting. I guess they realized that the odds against death had suddenly improved, and they might actually have to face life. So they killed themselves. Strange, huh? I like that sort of thing. It's entertaining.
Woebegone

Nov 1, 2008 3:35 AM

too late for that.
Woebegone

Oct 26, 2008 7:23 PM

I can see whats gonna happen in the future, when someone is buried and they have that gathering after the funeral, there's gonna be a new tradition of playing the dead person's ipod there at the gathering. And at that point, it'll give the bereaved some profound insight into the workings of that dead person's heart and soul. Because, after all, one's musical intrests are merely embellished expressions of one thoughts and feelings.

What would be funny though, is when a young party girl dies and her family and friends play her ipod that gathering, it's gonna turn into a big club-like party and I gurantee that by the end of the night, all her girlfriends will be clubbing it in the middle of the room with red plastic cups of beer in their hand and a shot of Captain Morgan in the other. and They'll probably forget what they were there to do in the first place. But they'll have a good time doing it! "Hey girl, let's do that again sometime!"

It'll happen.
>:)
Meghan

Oct 4, 2008 1:43 AM

You're mother loves you!
Woebegone

Sep 30, 2008 7:30 PM

If I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner... everybody would love me.

And my dad wouldn't whip me with a rope of hotdogs... and then make me eat 'em.

What a delicious beating!

Excelisor!,
Alex Mtz
アンドリュー Andrew Harrell

Sep 28, 2008 9:01 AM

hey man whats up? long time no hear? when are you coming down for a visit again? we have alot of catching up to do i would assume. so me and cal finished our first book, and were in the process of writing our second. if luck actually decides to pay us a visit well be getting published some time this year. give me a call soon ya.

take care,
andrew
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Sep 24, 2008 6:05 AM

you were never fat! and you also never had a can sticking out of your chin...
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Sep 21, 2008 11:35 PM

I had another dream with you it . though it escapes me now. when i remember I'll let you know.
Meghan

Sep 20, 2008 5:28 AM

Hi Andy, I got my computer, yeah! still gotta get used to it and figure out what it can do and what not. I hope your having a good nite. Your not an R.A. anymore are you? Anyway, just wanted to say hi and thanks for the tip on the computer and I hope you have a good nite.
Talk to you later!
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Sep 18, 2008 5:30 AM

i'm speechless. well, i guess i'm not really then. anyway, excellent job.
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Sep 17, 2008 10:25 PM









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Woebegone

Aug 16, 2008 7:39 PM

There's a store near my house with a sign that says, "Unfinished Furniture". I must go in there. I'm looking for a nice three-legged table.
Woebegone

Jul 21, 2008 2:27 PM

that movie is going be fucking great!

the gunny thing is most of those characters reminds me of alot of your guys. Neo Deus is Doctor Manhattan. Webster is Rorschach just more talkative. and Ozymandias is well... you. lol. actually the ony characters i could identify with were the Nite Owl II and the comedian which scares me a little.
cause that guy is crazy!!
Comrade C. ChavezChristopher Chavez

Jul 18, 2008 4:49 PM

Good point, good point...Although I bet you could display it in diagram form...better yet, I bet it could be displayed in ven diagram form!
Woebegone

Jul 10, 2008 9:35 PM

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that
Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The
corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only
Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Woebegone

Jul 10, 2008 9:31 PM

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which
souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls
are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look
at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
Woebegone

Jul 2, 2008 1:01 AM

Dude, I was walking thru Borders and I decided to look for your book. Man! Your book's expensive! $90.17. God-Damn! And that was the cheap one.
Woebegone

Jun 26, 2008 8:41 PM

lol. well, I'm not sure how to response to that.

It could be interpreted as a compliment to me but it reads as an insult to society. so if its a compliment; THANK YOU. but if its an insult; than FUCK YOU.

Come to think of it, I don't recall speaking with you on the topic of religion often enough for you to have the impression that I understand it as much a you say I do. But i guess i wasn't paying attention at the time.

You know, that's the weird thing about me, I'm such a paradox. My atheist friends say they see me as very devout. but alot devout people I know scoff when they hear that about me, "Who?! Alex?! he believes in God!?" my parents seriously think that I would be a good priest. they aren't sure if I believe in God. But i'd be a good priest. lol. Im weird. but not just on that but in alot of things. I'm either a Smart Dumbass or a dumb Smartass. People say I'm quiet, others say I talk too much. I mumble but I'm well spoken. Some say I take things too serious and I need to lighten up. Others say I'm too goofy and I should take things more seriously. and the odd thing is these groups never meet. my cousins never met my friends, my friends never met my associates, my associates never met my cousins, etc.

but anyway thanks for the comment. i'll talk to you later.
-Alex

p.s.
FHACK YOU!
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Jun 25, 2008 8:21 PM

sorry, it's not a cold shoulder. it's a busy one. summer school is KILLING me. summer was made for swimming pools and icecream bars... not cramped desks stacked with boring books... I WANT to visit and I'm GOING to visit. transportation has been i problem for me since my car left me for some other hot chick. but I get a new one in a week or so, I'll let you know when I'm ready.


and yes, the light blended cream drinks are out of the business like it's no one's business. but if it makes you feel any better, the cream blended drinks are made with nonfat milk anyway. I usually get the green tea blended frappuccino with no whip either. even though the whipped cream is DELICIOUS becuase it's made fresh. unlike sad rediwhip. anyhoo, hope to see you soon, ttfn, tatafornow!



-Anna
Woebegone

Jun 8, 2008 1:44 AM

lol ok That's sounds Like fun. I might be a bit busy I think I'll also be working on a children's book-style book about the pill popping. I think I'm gonna be doing it in the look of Dr. Suess. So if you happen to notice a little Dr. Suess in your images, that's where it's coming from.

Oh right off the bat, If this is going to be done, I'd like to do a 3-tone color scheme: Black, white and gray. and I would like to try using photo reference. Just an idea.

Peace!
Woebegone

Jun 7, 2008 9:14 AM

actually I have since shaved. now its all stubble. Anyway she was supposed to be an Japanese girl. so you could ask if I was having some hot asian sex! HAHA!

which I, sadly, am not...
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM

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so did you have a twin I didn't know about? I mean look at this guy!
Comrade C. ChavezChristopher Chavez

Jun 6, 2008 7:01 AM

Once again, happy birthday!
Meghan

Jun 5, 2008 11:37 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have a great day! Love Ya!!!
Jen and SesiJen Schnorr

Jun 5, 2008 3:48 PM

happy birthday drew!! have a great day!! love you!!
Woebegone

Jun 5, 2008 2:26 PM

Happy Birthday To You!

-Happy Birthday-

Happy Birthday To You!

-Happy Birthday-

Happy Birthday Dear ANDY!

Happy Birthday To You!

-Happy Birthday-

Go Back To Hell You Old Bastard!

-Hey! I Think He Still Likes It-

Andrew: "Amanda, Have Mark Killed."
Amanda: "But Andrew That Wasn't--"
Andrew: "--Do As I Say!"
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

May 6, 2008 6:51 PM

exactly.....DOH!
Meghan

Apr 30, 2008 9:51 AM

hey andy, hope your doing well, got home a little while ago from being out with my friend david, anyway hope school is going well and cant wait to see you soon.
miss you!!!
Ruthless my Twitter: ht…Edsel Laforteza

Mar 1, 2008 12:04 PM

your on at 4am in the morning
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Jan 22, 2008 7:51 AM

nice cake poem, i like
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Jan 14, 2008 6:19 PM

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Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Jan 2, 2008 2:39 AM

hey, thanks for the Christmas gift. but I'm no trouble.
Woebegone

Dec 24, 2007 10:34 PM

Merry Christ mass Andrew. Well not today but tomorrow. so actually Merry Christ mass eve. There that should do it.

the idaho✯kid
Woebegone

Nov 18, 2007 7:28 AM

Hey! I discovered a cure for apathy. Oddly enough, no one was interested, so I threw out all my research.

the idaho✯kid
Banana the AnnaAnna Banana

Nov 4, 2007 6:32 AM

HA! wow, your getting waaaay too good at that Drewster. in fact i'm officially ceeped out. anyway, make me look a little happier ya, but not gay..
◕‿◕ Anthony ◕‿◕

Nov 1, 2007 2:09 AM

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Have a Happy Halloween 07' =}

L8r,
Ant.
Woebegone

Oct 31, 2007 9:49 PM

God gives a black man a set of wings... the black man looks up at God
with
tears in his eyes, and says, "Thank you Lord. Does this make me an
angel?"

God looked down at the man, and said, "Naw nigga, you a bat."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN NIGGA!

(lol this comment won't last long... oh well.)
MarkusMarkus Biegel

Oct 9, 2007 3:41 PM

Hey Wazzup Andrew, long time no Bulletin, you must be really busy up there with all them Golden Bears hahaha how are things going? For me everything is good, finishing up my BA in International Business this semester. Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon. PAYCE
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