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Francis

Nov 24, 2009 12:18 PM

I don't know how to say this, but please don't have any more feminist content in MAD.
Francis

Nov 24, 2009 5:17 AM

I remember the APRIL FOOL MAD FOLD-IN from MAD #95. 
Francis

Nov 24, 2009 2:59 AM

I remember the ALL IN THE FAMILY satire.
David

Nov 24, 2009 12:08 AM

Please go back to being monthly.  Pretty please.  I'm getting subscriptions for people to boost readership in the hopes that it'll help. 
Francis

Nov 23, 2009 7:59 AM

I read A MAD LOOK AT THE FUTURE.
Francis

Nov 23, 2009 7:58 AM

I remember the Shake 'n' Bake satire.

I remember the song satire about department stores.
Mal Blum

Nov 23, 2009 6:42 AM


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Francis

Nov 15, 2009 11:45 PM

I bought A MAD LOOK AT THE FUTURE.
Francis

Nov 1, 2009 2:54 AM

I remember THE MAD ORTHODONTIA PRIMER.
I remember BRACE YOURSELF from MAD'S DAVE BERG LOOKS AT PEOPLE:  "Hello...er...Marsha."  "WELL, HELLO TO YOU!"
Francis

Oct 31, 2009 11:29 PM

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem in it was a PYGMALION/MY FAIR LADY satire about a male chauvinist.
Francis

Oct 31, 2009 11:28 PM

I remember MS. LIBERTY.

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem, with her saying "They carved men's faces on Mount Rushmore" and then with Gloria Steinem, Bella Abzug and Betty Friedan on Mount Rushmore in a hypothetical scenario.

I remember the Mrs. Charlie Chan character with Number One Daughter, I'm not lying about this, no offense, I don't mean to be rude, with the Number One Daughter saying "This is going to be a Lollapalooza of a case" and saying "Crimenelties" to her mom, and Mrs. Charlie Chan at a trial in which a woman who stabbed her husband being acquitted and Mrs. Charlie Chan says on the way home they stop off at the store "To pick up kitchen knife!"

I remember Ms. King Kong with the man as the human character and the man saying "For a female!" and getting bounced off of a high place.
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Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM

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Francis

Oct 27, 2009 4:00 AM

I remember "The Rejection Slip".
Francis

Oct 27, 2009 3:58 AM

I remember the joke about the group of men being mistaken for space aliens.
Francis

Oct 27, 2009 3:57 AM

You're right!
Bookworm

Oct 26, 2009 6:37 PM

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY? IT"S IN THE TOILET AND OBAMA IS FLUSHIN"!
Francis

Oct 26, 2009 2:10 AM

I remember the guy getting up in the middle of the night and saying this brand of coffee has more caffeine than other leading brands.

I remember the skeleton's hand holding the alarm clock.

I remember Morris the Cat from the cat food commercial wearing glasses.

I remember there being a joke about relief being spelled R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

I remember there being a joke about someone fatter than Orson Welles.

I remember the painting of the pizza with the foreign objects on it.
Francis

Oct 25, 2009 7:22 AM

I remember WHO KILLED THE COUNTRY?
Baron Von Bunghole

Oct 25, 2009 5:41 AM

Al, It looks like you are riding something huge and nasty here.....

 

Happy Halloween!
Francis

Oct 6, 2009 4:45 AM

Check out MAD #41.
Francis

Oct 6, 2009 4:35 AM

I remember the waffles in the Three Cornered Pitney satire and the woman eating a waffle.
Francis

Oct 6, 2009 4:34 AM

I remember the answering machines satire with the many well-known people's messages being voiced from the answering machine.

I remember the HOSPITAL game with the male nurse.
Francis

Oct 6, 2009 4:31 AM

I remember "The Force and I" with Kermit The Frog singing, "Darth Vader!"

I remember the STAR TREK satire with Spock crying.

I remember the BRECCH satire.

I remember the woman saying she loved the smell of burning leaves and saying she hated the smell of a cigar and the man saying, "I thought you said you loved the smell of burning leaves?"

I remember Famous Burps Through History with Henry VIII.

I remember the photo of Ed McMahon saying, ironically, "Gee, Johnny, I don't think that's very funny" though I thought the photo was of Frank Shuster.

I remember the photo of Gene Simmons saying, ironically, "If there's one thing we don't believe in, it's a gimmick!"

I remember the MAD computer program, in the issue of MAD with the cover where Alfred E. Neuman has his head in a computer and is tearing up the cover image.  I think I had that issue at my computer class.

I remember the one with the satire of Jon Arbuckle being a fan of Garfield and saying "and so disgusting the way he pukes it onto the carpet!"

I remember the one about Whistler's Mother with the hidden portion of alcohol and some of that article with the hidden images in famous classical paintings.

I remember the one about watching them stupid fish swim back and forth.

I remember Li'l Abner being in a satire.

I remember the article with the upcoming sequels to STAR WARS, with Harry North art, with Luke Skywalker's real father being The Force.

I remember the Al Jaffee fold-in where it ends up "in the can", i.e., a toilet.

I remember the Al Jaffee fold-in of a garbage can.

I remember the waffles in Thre
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Oct 5, 2009 7:37 PM

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Francis

Sep 27, 2009 9:11 AM

I remember in the BATMAN satire, Neuman used a laser on his face.
Francis

Sep 27, 2009 9:08 AM

I remember in the BATMAN satire, they said that they filmed it sideways to make it look like they were climbing the building.
Francis

Sep 27, 2009 8:33 AM

In MAD #86 there's a panel that has in it a sign for NATHAN'S in Coney Island.
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Sep 27, 2009 8:28 AM

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Francis

Aug 25, 2009 10:23 AM

I read the joke about the THINK sign in DAVE BERG LOOKS AT THINGS when I was a kid, but I didn't know then that THINK appeared on the cover of the last issue of MAD Comics.
Francis

Aug 25, 2009 3:21 AM

NEWS IN PRINT, THAT'S ALL WE FIT

ALL THE NEWS THAT WE FELT LIKE PRINTING, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...TOUGH!
Francis

Aug 25, 2009 2:53 AM

I don't know how to say this, but please don't have any more feminist content in MAD.
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Aug 24, 2009 11:44 PM

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Francis

Aug 12, 2009 3:35 AM

I remember Peter Falk's Columbo character cutting up some paper in CLODUMBO in MAD Magazine.
Francis

Aug 12, 2009 3:32 AM

I remember when MAD did a satire of The Yellow Pages saying, "If you let your fingers do the walking, you'll have to soak them in Epsom salts."

I remember they did the Dave Berg LIGHTER SIDE OF... where the man has the big expensive camera that then breaks.

I remember Dave Berg did the article about barber's chairs.  I used to have DAVE BERG'S MORE MAD TRASH. 

One of the GhouLunatics in one of the EC horror stories tells a joke about someone who calls the guillotine a barber's chair and in one of the Spy vs. Spy cartoons, they have a guillotine as a barber's chair.

I remember one of the LIGHTER SIDE OF... articles included a segment where a woman talks about getting grease off of a turkey and there is a joke around that.

I remember the comic strips satire where Dagwood complains about others ridiculing him.  I asked my father what ridiculing meant, I thought it meant being humorous, but my father said it meant making fun of someone.

I remember the satire where Popeye and someone else have a wastepaper basket filled with wastepaper and one of them is told not to eat the wastepaper.

I remember the hunchback winning a game with his hunch paying off in MAD '84.
Francis

Aug 12, 2009 3:21 AM

I don't know how to say this, I don't know if I can say this, no offense, I don't mean to be rude, but I remember when they had a satire of "The Sound of Music" in one of the MAD songbooks that was called "The Sound of Murder" and one of the characters was commenting on the main character's singing voice.
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Aug 11, 2009 8:50 AM

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Francis

Jul 26, 2009 10:35 PM

I remember when they did a song parody in one of the MAD paperbacks where they were talking about occasional "pummeling" or something like that, andthey mentioned pummeling again and maybe a third time after that, and I asked someone on a bus what "pummeling" meant, and that person on the bus said it meant hitting something really hard.
Francis

Jul 26, 2009 10:32 PM

I remember when they did the LET THE FINGERS DO THE WALK--$^^%#$%!!! joke in MAD Magazine.
Francis

Jul 26, 2009 10:31 PM

I remember when they did THE CHOKE'S ON US! joke with the gas mask on the Earth in MAD Magazine.
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Jul 26, 2009 3:32 AM












PANDA DAYS Video Contest Commercial!!
Francis

Jul 5, 2009 2:48 AM

Whatever happened to Sheila Lynch, who was Assistant Art Director of MAD in 1958?
Francis

Jul 3, 2009 11:19 PM

I bought ALTER EGO #85, which reprints one of the covers of CONFESSIONS ILLUSTRATED, a magazine from EC Comics, and front and inside front covers and two pages from SHOCK ILLUSTRATED, a magazine from EC Comics.
Francis

Jul 3, 2009 11:13 PM

Check out MAD #17.
TimTim Massey

Jun 29, 2009 12:50 PM

I still haven't received July's issue. Where the hell is my magazine? w00f
Francis

Jun 21, 2009 12:04 AM

I bought CLODS' LETTERS TO MAD with illustrations by Al Jaffee, and POLITICALLY MAD.
Francis

Jun 15, 2009 4:27 AM

I bought ALTER EGO #86, which reprints MAD Comics and PANIC Magazine.
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Jun 14, 2009 10:23 PM

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Francis

Jun 1, 2009 3:22 AM

Can Harry Chester be the Managing Editor of MAD Magazine again?
VonVeederVeld

May 28, 2009 7:17 PM

"All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America
are now illegal."

Thomas Szasz

the argument goes something like this...


"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God,

"for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."


"But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it?

It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore,

by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."


"Oh dear," says God,

I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes

in a puff of logic.


well, I guess that about wraps it up for God...
Francis

May 28, 2009 9:26 AM

I knew that MAD ESP had been mentioned in Maria Reidelbach's book, COMPLETELY MAD, but I didn't know that MAD ESP had been mentioned in the MAD Letters Department columns.
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