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Name	Comment
RG Daniels	Sep 21, 2009 7:46 PM Yo, remember MySpace!
RG Daniels
Americans UK	May 26, 2009 5:49 PM Listen to AM/UK’s science fiction rock horror epic THE BETTER HEAD !!
Americans UK
Akaash Singh	Feb 5, 2009 6:10 AM I would never have sex with children...WITH BRACES! Alright, calm down; take it easy.
Akaash Singh
tommy johnagin	Jan 26, 2009 8:35 AM Mark Normand is funny. Very funny (now he has to decide if he is going to comment on my page and what he should say. )
tommy johnagin
MURDERFIST	Jan 22, 2009 7:15 PM Good job on joke of the week cocksucker. love, MURDERFIST
MURDERFIST
Eric I	Jan 21, 2009 3:54 PM Hey Mark! Stop by, support, and get yourself a (soon) future spot on: "FREE FUCKING FUNNY FRIDAYS! w/ eric i" - INAUGURAL EDITION!!!! WHEN: THIS FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd TIME: 9:00 p.m. WHERE: PLAYWRIGHT CELTIC PUB (PENTHOUSE!! - 3rd Floor) ADDRESS: 8th Avenue b/t 45th St & 46th St ADMISSION: *FREE* DRINK MINIMUM: *NONE* Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show) THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP: (1) *PAT DIXON* (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!") (2) *SEAN PATTON (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!) (3) *TOM RYAN* (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!") (4) *CARMEN LYNCH* (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing!, Aspen Comedy Festival!) (5) *ERIC I* (Boston Comedy Festival!, 2008 NYUCF Audience Choice Contest Winner!) (MC) *MEGHAN HANLEY* (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!) That's right - NO COVER - NO MINIMUMS - REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS AND EATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THEM - ON A FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT! - WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!!!!! SEE YOU FRIDAY! Thanks Again, Eric I 718.473.4878 comedyerici@yahoo.com www (dot) myspace (dot) ericicomedy (slash) ericicomedy
Eric I
Eric I	Jan 12, 2009 1:16 PM TU 2/10 @ 7:00 @ Ochi's "EICS - Season 3 Episode 2" Put it on that calendar, por favor! We wouldn't want to miss you fuckin' around again! Peace Out and Happy Monday, Brutha, E to the Izz-Eye!
Eric I
CBASSSebastian Mc Glamery	Jan 7, 2009 9:10 PM http://vids. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=vids. individual&videoid=43390958
CBASSSebastian Mc Glamery
BITCH! DONT U NOE IM HI…Chad Meyer	Jan 7, 2009 1:35 AM FUKK BRUH!!! I GOT SO HIGH THE OTHAR DAY THAT I ATE MY LIL BABY COUZINS LIL BABYS FOOD!!!! THAT SHIT TATSED LYK PEES AND SHIT!!!! BABYS IS GAY!!!! Y DON THEY EET MACDONLLS AND POPTARTZ LYK I DID WHIN I WASS A BABY???? IM JUSS JOKEN I WAS NEVER A BABY!!!! I WAS BORND A MAN JUSS LYK THAT MAN IN THAT MOVIE!!!! YOUNG GOTTI OF COMEDY WESTBANK CORLYOWN ALGIERS BILLONAIR BOYZ KLUB
BITCH! DONT U NOE IM HI…Chad Meyer
CBASSSebastian Mc Glamery	Jan 1, 2009 1:00 AM happy new year jewbacka
CBASSSebastian Mc Glamery
Eric I	Dec 29, 2008 8:35 PM Happy Holidays, Fucker-Arounder, E to the I
Eric I
Jeff	Dec 13, 2008 2:19 PM Hey man, whats going on? How are you liking New York? You gonna be in NOLA over Christmas?
Jeff
Eric I	Dec 6, 2008 4:48 AM Listen, Pal - I happen to be of the opinion that you're extremely funny, but I don't care if you beat Woody Fucking Allen in the Finals - I ain't giving you a penny more than 4.2 million dollars. Peace On You, my Gentile friend, Jew
Eric I
Megan Lea	Nov 8, 2008 11:43 PM Turkey, Brie, Pear! ...I can't stop humming that tune.
Megan Lea
brendan	Dec 3, 2008 4:06 PM Hey great set last night. I hope you taped that. PS I walked by a Happy Family restaurant in Queens last week. I didnt know it actually exists. Thats hilarious. Have a good one.
brendan
Mike Drucker	Oct 18, 2008 5:10 PM
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker	Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM I want to let you know that my life is filled with jealousy for you.
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker	Oct 6, 2008 5:06 AM I want you to know I hate you.
Mike Drucker
Eric I	Sep 30, 2008 7:59 PM I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THIS!, MISTER NORMAND! If you can be funnier than: (1) Reese Waters (2) Jamie Lee (3) Helen Hong (4) Barry Rothbart (5) Ray DeVitio (6) Mark Normand (7) Hillary Schwartz (8) Jared Logan for FIVE measly minutes - - then come to Ochi's Lounge (@ Comix) TONIGHT! (TUESDAY evening) at 7:00 SHARP for Season 2, Episode 3 of: "Eric I's $500 (FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!) Comedy Showdown!" WHEN: TUESDAY 9/30 from 7:00 to 8:55 WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (@ Comix) - 14th Street b/t 8th Ave & 9th Ave SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then just walk a block or two WEST SEVEN comics who simply show up at 7:00 o'clock will get to do a tight 5-minute set (along with the eight comics listed above). The winner (judged by the audience) advances into the Semi-Finals. Winner of the contest wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS straight outta my wallet! You gotta be in it to win it! See you at Ochi's TUESDAY @ 7:00! Peace, Eric I
Eric I
Dan Fontaine Comedy	Sep 23, 2008 7:29 PM Do another show at Ochi's for christ's sakes.
Dan Fontaine Comedy
Mike Drucker	Sep 22, 2008 1:28 PM I'm too big for these small rooms, Mark. I need to lose weight. You see what I did there? That's comedy. Just thought of it right now. Man. Let me put that in the joke book.
Mike Drucker
MariscelaMariscela Mendez	Sep 18, 2008 10:41 PM Happy Birthday!!!!!!
MariscelaMariscela Mendez
FreelowJason Frilot	Sep 18, 2008 6:39 PM Happy Birthday, buddy! Looks like you're having a good time in New York!! I see you have a show named after your catch phrase... Very nice. A tall Brass Monkey sending best of wishes.
FreelowJason Frilot
Dan Goodman	Sep 18, 2008 6:43 PM Smoke this for a present:
Dan Goodman
Melissa Melissa Teran	Sep 18, 2008 3:19 PM Happy Birthday!
Melissa Melissa Teran
Mo Diggs	Sep 18, 2008 3:25 PM It's your birthday. Fuck around.
Mo Diggs
Dan Goodman	Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM
Dan Goodman
RG Daniels	Aug 27, 2008 4:01 AM when're you gonna perform at ochi's lounge?
RG Daniels
Mike Drucker	Aug 22, 2008 4:01 PM It's almost Christmas, Mark! Let's be Christmas friends! I'll sell my jokes to buy you hair restoration medicine. But you sold all your hair to buy me a joke book! But at least we're together. That's what matters.
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker	Aug 18, 2008 1:51 PM
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker	Aug 8, 2008 4:53 AM mark, seething with raging jealousy bordering on homoerotic fixation -drucker
Mike Drucker
Pete Kuempel	Aug 9, 2008 10:31 PM Word on the street is you kicked ass in philly the other night.
Pete Kuempel
Mike Drucker	Aug 1, 2008 4:29 PM How'd it go?
Mike Drucker
MosTalented	Jul 30, 2008 2:42 PM man, i've been chillin. i don't draw as much, but i'm still the mostalented. i was surprise to see my boy on myspace after all these years. well, i'll holla at cha later, peace...
MosTalented
Mike Drucker	Jul 28, 2008 4:48 PM Alternate Reality Mark Normand #1: I dropped the soap in the shower, and I discovered the cure for prison rape: letting it go. Just let it go! You're in prison! What do you need to be so clean for, anyway? What're you not going to make new friends? Just let it go! If that guy who's trying to rape you comes, just kick the soap his way and he'll slip on it!
Mike Drucker
Eric I	Jul 26, 2008 8:41 PM FINALLY! IT'S HERE! THE SEMI-FINALS! DATE: This coming TUESDAY 7/29 TIME: Sign-Up: 6:45 to 7:00 Showtime: 7:00 SHARP to 9:00 WHERE? Ochi's Lounge @ Comix (14th St between 8th Ave & 9th Ave) SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th St HOW MUCH?: NO COVER!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS NO-COVER CHARGE SHOW?!!!!! Here's What: The winners of each of the first 8 Episodes of "Eric I's $500.00 Comedy Showdown" - aka "Who is 2008's Best Comedian In NYC (In Eric I's Audience's Opinion")?" will be joined by: Six comics who simply show up, throw their names in The Hat, and get lucky. These six lucky ones will each do their best ONE MINUTE in a lightning round - audience vote determines which TWO of these six get to qualify as wildcards - and these two shall join the EIGHT automatic qualifiers as contestants numbered 9 and 10 in the SEMI-FINAL ROUND AGAINST: (1) PAT DIXON (Comedy Central Presents, Montreal Comoedy Festival) (2) JOE DeROSA (HBO, Montreal Comedy Festival) (3) SEAN PATTON (Montreal Comedy Festival, New Orleans Comedy Festival) (4) JAMIE LEE (AMC) (5) JOSH HOMER (Comedy Central's Live At Gotham) (6) Helen Hong (E!, March Comedy Madness Final Four) (7) Brooke Van Poppelen (Food Network) (8) Mike Drucker (Winner - 2007's "So You Think You're Funny?!") That's right! Seven of NYC's Top Professional Comics AND Mike Drucker! And maybe even YOU! For this special show, the top THREE finishers will advance to December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN - the winner of which gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS (USD $500.00!!!) PLUS: An awesome sketch by the award-winning "MURDERFIST!" Be there. I dare you to find a better line-up, one that YOU can become a part of . . . for FREE! See you Tuesday. Don't miss this. Love, Eric I
Eric I
cassidycassidy henehan	Jul 25, 2008 7:34 AM i had thought of a good payback for the phone. you would've loved it. leave me a voicemail tomorrow
cassidycassidy henehan
Mike Drucker	Jul 17, 2008 2:45 PM Mark Normand: 1963.
Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker	Jul 16, 2008 2:44 PM We're different from the other comics there, I think. Except for Jared. He's just like us. But not the same. You know? Oh, just kiss me already.
Mike Drucker
Eric I	Jul 15, 2008 5:03 PM Dude, I just talked to the product placement people at Triscuit, and I'm pretty sure I can get you at least 0.08 of a cent if you tell that joke on Letterman. Thanks for jokin' it up in The Hills with us, Mark. Peace, E to the I
Eric I
Mike Drucker	Jul 15, 2008 3:40 PM The difference between you and me is that I now have a joke about The Challenger. And, as long as you do comedy, that difference will always eat at your defiled soul.
Mike Drucker
RG Daniels	Jul 14, 2008 7:39 PM mark normand fucks around
RG Daniels
Gary Vider	Jul 14, 2008 2:51 PM mark normand doesn't fuck around, funny stuff man.
Gary Vider
soce, the elemental wiz…	Jul 12, 2008 3:19 PM What???
soce, the elemental wiz…
TimTim Warner	Jul 13, 2008 8:22 AM EVERY MONDAY TIM WARNER'S RENAISSANCE 8PM Europa 98 Meserole Ave. (& Manhattan Ave.) Greenpoint Brooklyn FREE/NO COVER 7-8PM $1=PBRs/Well Drinks MONDAY JULY 14 Words are spoken from... Steph Sabelli with comedic stylings of... Mike Drucker Mark Normand Josh Homer Rob Cantrell and the music of... The Trachtenburg Family..
TimTim Warner
Mike Drucker	Jul 10, 2008 3:25 PM I'm more terrified of you and Zach by the day. Soon you'll forget me, lost to the winds of your past along with your high school sweetheart and Donkey Kong Country.
Mike Drucker
Paul PPaul Parnell	Jul 10, 2008 2:48 PM shits fucked up mark
Paul PPaul Parnell
RG Daniels	Jul 8, 2008 2:54 AM I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RG Daniels
Mike Drucker	Jul 4, 2008 5:11 AM You're a fairy. Meaning you need applause to stay alive. See what I did there? (gunshot)
Mike Drucker
Joe Powers	Jul 1, 2008 5:47 PM You woulda won the Motel $$$ last night!
Joe Powers