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Loribelle

Feb 10, 2009 4:15 AM

grizzly adams..
Loribelle

May 26, 2008 12:16 PM

You better not go to the moon with her and if you do don't you even try to come back unless you want to come back to a brick being thrown at your head. The only problem with that is Clury is a Clurichaun not a Leprechaun although the nightform they are still very different and I don't think Clury will like space I'm keeping Clury in my bedroom where he belongs. Well chocolate and lemons don't mix, don't you know that? I had a fall out with chocolate anyway, where not on baking terms. Eggs and cookies there like the same thing you put eggs in cookies it's an honest everyday mistake. You know they shut Florida down, malpractice issues, so you're not going there I know exactly where you are you know that stick stuck up your ass? Yeah you know.
Loribelle

May 23, 2008 9:24 AM

You don't know anything about cookies or my feelings but that's a different story of folklore. That cookie is just there so I can easily choke him, so you probably need one too. I'm pretty sure I know what I was on I might not know where I am most the time but I know what I'm on.
And I should really smash those rocks up before I snort them my nose can't take anymore! Tell CHL I'm going to send her to the moon!
Loribelle

May 22, 2008 1:59 PM

Those weren't cakes, those were cookies and they were overloaded with passion. You did get one I threw it at your head.
Really she got back on it for your birthday? Well I got on heroin for your birthday I'd like to see her do that for you, my arms can't take anymore and this is all for you CHL isn't shit!
Loribelle

May 16, 2008 10:03 AM

You're 25 now? When did that happen?
Loribelle

Apr 24, 2008 12:16 PM

Really? Are you sure it's not you because that sounds like a dead on description of you. Although I never made a pie, I ran out of attachment to put in it, if you could go to the store and get me some attachment I'll be more then happy to make you a goddamn pie also get me some poison, it's not for the pie or anything it's for other things.
Loribelle

Mar 13, 2008 11:26 AM

Ah you spoiled my plan, you also spoiled my milk, milk was a big part of my plan. But I did have the pop rocks and the explosion well it was there inside Clury's stomach I don't know where he exploded to. I am not sleeping on the couch and I'm so over sleeping with Steve so you better let me in that bedroom or your stomach will be exploding next.
Loribelle

Mar 4, 2008 3:58 PM

I have a fine mixture of pop rocks and coke here, would you like to join me in the explosion?
Loribelle

Feb 22, 2008 11:56 AM

Well then I'm done pretending to be a crackhead, it's not my fault the smoke just makes me choke (that rhymed but unintentionally) I guess I don't take after my sisters after all. Well clury got what he deserved and that's all you need to know and give me that pop tart you found on him, that is mine. Your just lying no hot dogs are better then bin hot dogs, they are totally directed at you even though it's bin with an i and not an e but still it sounds the same those are so the hot dogs for you don't go ruining it! And this is my trailor this is totally my trailor so you get out of it or into the bedroom and actually do something in there other then sleep.... while I'm there at the same time!
Loribelle

Feb 21, 2008 5:23 AM

Swedish hot dogs? What the hell does a swedish hot dog have on it? Explain this phenomenon to me right now bitch! I tried to seduce the swedish chef but I couldn't understand a damn word he said and all he was worried about was that damn chicken, which made me learn the hard way you can't come between a man and his chicken. And your lying about the poptarts, I have one in my hand right now, its probably from 97 I can tell from the molding but still this is new to me
Loribelle

Feb 14, 2008 5:28 AM

I was trying but the damn whistler tips kept interrupting the process so now you get pop tarts!
Loribelle

Feb 3, 2008 7:56 PM

You've been away for so long and I know it's because you've been so distraught because for the past two weeks there have been no NFL football games on but you're in luck because tonight it's the Super Bowl and all is well.
Loribelle

Jan 27, 2008 6:01 PM

NOOO that bagel is fucking there for a reason dont you dare try to move it, I may just kill you. You've never gotten a job done ever, just because your crackhead girlfriend told you that doesn't mean it's true she'll say anything to get to your wallet, which has nothing in it but she thinks she can smoke the leather and get high off of it. I am living in a forrest with my Clurichaun, the forrest of fairy's and other mythical creatures that are so fucking real and we love it here and we may never come back.
Loribelle

Jan 25, 2008 6:21 PM

Have you got a job yet or are you still just laying around the house all day eating cake?
Loribelle

Jan 23, 2008 10:54 AM

What a bald-faced lie, you did both of them several times in just an hour long span, it was amazing. Or it could of just been all those 27 leaf clovers you know i love them it makes me get all my work done in just the first 15 seconds of the day it's quiet wonderful. I don't think I left Clury in that place I only go there for love and I do not love Clury so why take him to lovers lane, we're not lovers! I can't believe I would ever throw a lamp at Neil oh yeah I remember why I would, I'd rather not talk about what he put me through almost as bad as everything you've done to me... almost. Well it seemed like a good idea at the time, tree's and bathrooms just go together, like dogs pee on trees all the time so camel's must too it's the only logical reason. But whatever fuck you my plan was amazing it got the job done something you never do, you never get the job done why don't you just fucking leave again, oh I think you already did well you can just come back and leave again, wow I hate you. If I make anyone a hotdog it'll be me and not you, screw you.
Loribelle

Jan 22, 2008 3:31 PM

where the hell have you been just stumbling in like that, you knocked over my fucking lamp it's like 12 inches high, how did you do that? anyway im glad to see it's burning deep in your soul and my attachment well its getting a little out of hand i shot a few people because of it, why the hell did you leave me again? and i lost clury or shot him i dont know really it's all so hazy now
Loribelle

Jan 18, 2008 3:47 PM

do you still have that hatred for me burning deep within your soul?
Loribelle

Jan 10, 2008 8:55 AM

These dams are still shit, thats why it's always flooding around here, in Indiana there are all sorts of trailors flooded, i dont think it's indiana it's some shit state.. so apparently some other blonde floozy was there flirting up your dams and destroying your drive to build dams you goddamn hoax.. although this is one nice swimming pool, the mud water is pretty much incredible, how do you do it? why would you teach tom and not me, you never do anything for me im going to have to shoot you i really fucking hate you more then you could ever hate me you dont hate me at all...
Loribelle

Jan 5, 2008 1:51 AM

You fucking love coleslaw my man don't start denying things like that it's one thing you deny your love for me but when you start denying your love for coleslaw thats where the line should be drawn. I can't get any creek water right now, there was a drought and there is no water for you Mr. Edwards. Clury isn't in the creek anymore im sure he is floating in the guyandotte somewhere now. That's fine you stay in that fucking meadow, I went out to the desert and found me a nice dirty lying thiefin Indian so your days are fucking done now.. So please come back from the meadow I don't know how much longer I can stand this indian making fires in the trailor, thats my job!! And his horse doesn't even make a pass at me at least steve did... I fucking hate you.
Loribelle

Dec 30, 2007 8:01 AM

Yeah the one I pulled out of your ass it gives it that special ass taste that everyone loves
Loribelle

Dec 28, 2007 12:32 AM

cole slaw?
Loribelle

Dec 22, 2007 9:40 AM

Don't give me that bullshit, I don't go to CHL for anything, because I'm better then her at EVERYTHING!! I swear he's sleeping, don't fucking touch him, he's sleeping!!
Loribelle

Dec 21, 2007 12:21 AM

Yeah goddamn post lady, i know it has to be her, my loving husband would never do something like that to me, would you? If you do, i'll kill you.. ah your so sweet a 1% discount, your fucking wonderful! I let the crack smoke me, I let everybody smoke me, why am i not a true crackhead yet? your holding me back.. yeah he won a competition for holding his breath for 5 days once, so he sure isnt dead, he's trained to do that!!
Loribelle

Dec 21, 2007 12:00 AM

You got your order? I still havent got mine I'm pretty sure the post lady has stole my shit and is smoking and selling it herself, that post lady fucked up my business again. I'm sure there are plenty of crackheads that could replace her, ive been smoking tons of crack, when will i get my turn? Oh BJL .. That used to be my nickname in high school although it didnt stand for bud joint i just found that shit out last week. Yeah those are just his pet fies.. he can't fucking be dead!!!
Loribelle

Dec 19, 2007 4:53 AM

lol i dunno, i should of accepted it but honestly i'd rather keep budjoint.com a secret, it is some potent shit. haha i can compete with CHL, I run this shit around here she ain't shit. What did you do to Clury? If you killed him I'm going to kill you not that I wasn't already but I will definitely do it this time.
Loribelle

Dec 16, 2007 12:17 PM

I wonder if you can get something like this in crack

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I got that in a comment, didnt accept it but still funny almost as funny as the one about the pills that make your dick bigger, i bet you bought those
Loribelle

Dec 13, 2007 10:25 AM

Oh that was you who built that dam? No wonder it's always fucking flooding around here, should of known a welshmen was behind that. I figured they were friendly, meadows just do that to people.. No, I think I just told you that Clury was a phase, I knew he was all along, I know what I'm doing, sometimes! I will get to you one day, I'm shooting up that meadow, I'll get you then! He can have his toaster back all it does is burn my toast, it's a bitch.. when are you coming home?
Loribelle

Dec 12, 2007 6:51 PM

You know what the guyandotte is, how could you not know? Yeah you got to watch out for those meadow tigers mostly just because they are so nice and would never attack you, thats one of the pluses of being in a meadow in meadows bears just want to snuggle so it's the same for tigers and elephants i bet you did a lot of snuggling with snuggles in the meadow of fresh linens and lilac.. I think steve deserved to have his trailor shot up after he never called me back after our one night of pure bliss, you know he wanted more or at least i did, i need steve... and clury is getting far too attached im sending him to the meadow with you..
Loribelle

Dec 11, 2007 5:21 AM

I threw your bed in the guyandotte along with everything else of yours you'll see .. so thats where all my crack and speed went i tore that creek all to hell looking for it yesterday.. i think your just in that meadow you know i'd never use something that fresh smelling.. oh so that explains all the cleanliness of that trailor i was in when i was shooting tvs up, our trailor would never be that clean because you refuse to clean it while im off working 3 jobs to pay our bills that we dont have because we just steal off our neighbors but i do owe drug dealers lots of money as do you.. do something fool.
Loribelle

Dec 8, 2007 5:12 AM

Wow, more bullshit! Or maybe it's not I lose track and everything you say is so believable so it's better I do believe you oh wise one.. I saw James Blunt on tv the other day first I thought it was you so I went to grab my gun and go all Elvis style on it then i saw it was James Blunt but you look so much alike i still should of shot the tv..
Loribelle

Dec 6, 2007 10:21 AM

BULLSHIT!!!!!!
Loribelle

Dec 4, 2007 11:02 AM

If your weekend didnt involve clury or some crackhead then your weekend obviously sucked.. and where the hell is my birthday present? why didnt you bring me back a leprechaun from Ireland to go with my clurichaun? .. thats it your sleeping on the couch, the unburned one but while your sleeping im just going to bet it will somehow burn.. i dunno how... hmm i dunno who would do that to your cereal, probably you, you like eating clurichaun ass.. It was a knife!!! I think you were so drunk then you thought it was a wooden spoon and so numb that it felt like you were being stabbed with a wooden spoon but it was a silver knife!! What these aren't shoes im wearing. And if you did buy them for me im pretty sure they'd be hanging over some powerline in the harsh ghetto, where all my shoes are.
Loribelle

Dec 2, 2007 11:44 AM

No i cant eat the fucking cereal, dont you know how disgusting that is, especially lucky charms, taste like ass, seriously.. and stop tricking clury like that one day he's going to take a silver bullet to your head.. did i ever mention how much you look like a werewolf? well you do thats why its been so hard for me to kill you because you are a werewolf and i need a silver bullet to kill you, its science!! You can apply for crappy shoes on the backs of newspapers?.. thats fucking awesome why did i not fucking know this? you should of fucking told me sooner.. and yeah i was fucking writing in about boo's whereabouts no actually i was having them put boo in the obituary's.. it's time to move on ben, i made a meat tray though just for you...
Loribelle

Nov 29, 2007 3:51 AM

That's a lie, boo has no brother, it was him.. i was the one that went through the trouble of stealing him so im pretty sure i would know.. i was writing a letter to the newspaper and i like writing my letters in letters cut out from cereal boxes, it's professional.. No i'm pretty sure it means he's burnt because he is ben, give it up!!
Loribelle

Nov 28, 2007 2:33 PM

Of course i know where is favorite place is, it's in daytona beach, the place where I found him. Everyone knows that. But he is not there, I hope what you're feeling his burning sensations because that's what he is feeling, and ignore the lighter I'm holding to your skin right now.
Loribelle

Nov 27, 2007 5:51 AM

Now I don't feel so bad about setting it on fire. And I did do the unthinkable to Boo, you probably don't know what that is though.. and you'll never know Bennnnnny. But honestly it was just all that crack I had been smoking to please you. It was all for you!
Loribelle

Nov 27, 2007 5:29 AM

That goat was asking for it, it did eat my "tomato plants" .. So I guess your just going to have to take back a look alike, the goat i found down by the creek while i was taking my morning shower looks just like tha goat I burnt, they'll never know its not like their American and far superior enough to know the difference between the sacred goat and some random nobody goat
Loribelle

Nov 26, 2007 2:44 AM

i figured you were an LSU fan which is ultimately why I hate you so much.. it's my trailor and i'll do whatever the hell i wanna do with it.. im not going to live in the TNT plant, i know you would miss me too much if i was to ever leave you, you wont admit it, but you need me to reject IT from you, and reject pulling sticks out of your ass, i kind of like it in your ass it looks nice on you or in you... yeah i didnt read anything in that agreement, i burnt it as soon as they handed it to me, im from west virginia we burn things when were happy, i burnt the goat too but that was on accident, it was a pretty goat it was the ghost goat from the goat that odell killed, and since we both dislike of odell we got along but i burnt it... Clury didnt charge me but i did pay him in IT anyway, because thats how i roll... and you better give clury back his 27 leaf clover because I get no IT until he finds that clover so give it back!!!!
Loribelle

Nov 25, 2007 11:37 AM

Ben! So WVU won yesterday and LSU lost Friday so basically that means if WVU wins saturday they'll probably get into the National Championship game, and if that happens I'm not just burning our couch I'm burning the whole trailor down and not just in the way I usually do it, by accident, but this time it will be in celebration of this wonderful event.. but they'll probably lose and it's all your goddamn fault BEN damn you and your sticks and curses
Loribelle

Nov 24, 2007 5:27 AM

so that's why you can never hit the right spots or anything at all.. i already have my paws on them i'll fucking rip them off your ass, then rape you.. if i wanted to i would and i will because i want to.. you know how i wash them i put water in a bucket then stir them around with a big wooden spoon and it gets them real clean, and that's also why i have these big muscles... i dont drink beer so it wasnt me, it had to have been you, what my plan to make you drink didnt work, i guess i should just shove it down your throat like i do everything else... CHL could never be crack free, she is no cheerleader!!!! dammit, her balance isnt good enough to be a cheerleader ... Oh but it does bother you me doing IT with clury, you just wish that was you
Loribelle

Nov 24, 2007 2:25 AM

that wasnt coke! that was laundry detergent, yeah i do laundry sometimes.. i even washed your clothes, i was really getting tired of you smelling like all the booze you had spilled on yourself the past few months, you havent really changed clothes in a few months you only really take them off to do IT and sometimes not even then.. neither CHL or the cheerleader is eye catching!!!! I fucking hate you!!! I know what to do and it's IT with clury
Loribelle

Nov 23, 2007 7:44 AM

Hey ben the sun is in sagittarius, aren't you excited?
Loribelle

Nov 14, 2007 5:19 AM

you cant divorce me im supposed to divorce you, it was the only reason i married you ontop of that mountain with all those sheep and sheppard's.... how can you take care of another kid when you dont even take care of GJ jr, is that his name? i know his name im just testing you! .. either way we are Maury bound, fag.
Loribelle

Nov 12, 2007 9:49 AM

Only 20 days till I turn 20, excited? better be or i'll kill you.
Loribelle

Nov 1, 2007 4:21 AM

It was purely scientific so screw you fool. momma was a fool thats why momma brought up a fool. the chicken? the honey dipped chicken? oh yes i'll get that for you tomorrow.. give me that air bed, that is mine and you are not to touch that, no faggots are to touch my things you'll turn me into a faggot!!
Loribelle

Nov 1, 2007 3:41 AM

you isa fag, fool.. dag dam gundunit
Loribelle

Oct 31, 2007 9:21 AM

sup fag
Loribelle

Oct 22, 2007 4:20 AM

wouldnt that be like 1 thing though, wooo wooo!! its two words but one statement so it would be one thing, oh and where is my crack at bitch, peppa jack's hoe needs her crack.. you should watch that show or go fuck in the creek not me but someone.. but i did not hear you, your woooo woooo!! are a little weak i think its all the alcohol ruining your liver no idea why the hell that would affect your vocal cords but whatever i can fucking come up with any idea.. goddamn you alchie...
Loribelle

Oct 20, 2007 4:14 AM

Did you actually do it or are you just sayings its neat but you have no intentions of doing it or just couldnt figure it out.. i thought it was common sense though.. but i totally came up with it, really. june 24th? I had no idea you were there..and everything was coincidental even all the random trash that was in the closet.. im pretty sure i have a soul, wait no, thats how i got your attention i had to sell my soul for that so basically satan made you go on faceparty and find me... it was all satan. Since when do I have popcorn for you to steal? I hide that shit so you cant find it, its not all out in the open like my malt liquor and hot dogs, it's hidden because it's far more precious..
Loribelle

Oct 13, 2007 6:25 AM

If you really really wanted to see my comments let me tell you a little trick.. so go view your comments just the comments not your whole page just the comment page copy that url and replace your friend ID with my friend ID and there you go you got my comments.. it's not hard at all.. although you'll never figure it out if you do then i'll be in shock...haha that was a good day best clurichaun day ever and there has been so many for years and years there has been a clurichaun day always on Feb 30th.. wow that was a good newscast though, i taped it using the vcr you had stolen from a junkyard, its where you got everything that is in our trailor.. you're such a good supporting husband.. you do not have a blood matress!! your lying only the one true soul has one and your not a true soul, you're a cheating bastard, so stop lying about what you have, you know you dont have that..
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