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DEFENSIVE DRIVING DUDE …Matt Erickson

Dec 12, 2009 9:25 PM

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ADD ME ON MY NEW FACEBOOK ACCT! MATTHEW@THANKSFORSPEEDING.COM (old one deleted)
Magician: Crow Garrett …

Nov 8, 2009 5:34 AM

People all over the world are requesting them, Want a 'I'm Just Badd Ass" sticker? (http://bit.ly/47Ng85) Send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope to:

Crow Garrett
PO Box, 86902
Tucson, AZ 85745.

And ill send one straight to you, Take a picture of ot posted to a Wall, Bar Stool, Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend even Your dog. send me the picture and ill post it on line!

Stay bad ass,
Crow G.
Help Our woundedHelp Our wounded Troops

Nov 6, 2009 5:19 PM

Thanks for supporting our Troops! I appreciate it and I know our Troops appreciate it. Please keep those affected by the tragedy in Fort Hood, TX in your thoughts and prayers.

If you would like to help us thank those still serving overseas and help those coming home wounded, please stop by the profile, read the latest blog and do what you can.

Thanks again and have a great weekend.

Jerry


Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Oct 29, 2009 2:17 AM

I cannot get enough of your work. Ive read them both probably 8-10 times.
Austin $$$Austin Mejia

Sep 30, 2009 8:08 AM

Make Book # 3 and have it back in LA . great books man
You Already Know

Sep 17, 2009 6:20 AM

Great book. I read it twice already and average american male.
You Already Know

Sep 17, 2009 6:20 AM

Great book. I read it twice already and average american male.
StephanieStephanie Maldonado

Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM

thanks for thhe add. i love your work. keep on truckin.
BradBrad heaney

Aug 3, 2009 7:26 PM

Wow, I just finished The Lie and found it to be so profoundly addicting! I was reading Tucker Max's I hope They Serve Beer in Hell, at the same time, so the general idea of drinking and fornicating remains the same. But whats so incredible about the lie is that it doesn't seem as insane as Max. Average American male remains my favorite novel of all time, but the lie had such dark insight into the characters. It was truly incredible and i await book #3!

-Brad
M | © h@3lmichael orellana

Aug 3, 2009 6:16 PM

hey i would read a copy of your third book before it comes out.....ive been waiting for you to write another one
KSarah Palin

Jul 1, 2009 7:55 PM

The lie is ridiculously good.
Mia

Jun 28, 2009 4:40 AM

showin luv ;D
BlairEatsBabies ™

Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Extension Chords

Jun 16, 2009 8:32 PM

Happy Birthday! Some new music for you!

Extension Chords
LennyLenny Castellaneta

Jun 16, 2009 2:12 PM

Happy Birthday!
Lenny
the smartestest ideeeutt Online Now!

Jun 16, 2009 12:21 PM

have a very, very Happy Birthday!!!!
MEBARIA הלך אל ארץ הקו…

Jun 12, 2009 3:43 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Jonah

Jun 10, 2009 7:23 PM

Happy Early Birthday, Bro’! Hope that Your Day is GRAND!!!

Later,

Hello, Laura

Jun 5, 2009 8:51 PM

I love the lie but
fuck heather!
she is a cunt.. you should make it all better..
PLEASE! it makes me so MAD the heather gets what she wants...
but I love it still.
haha now Im just waiting for you next one
Mr. SantosAlexander Santos

May 25, 2009 4:35 PM

love it! A++++++++ need more!!! more more more!
O "/O Bain Online Now!

May 24, 2009 7:20 PM

fuckk hetherr!!..tht stupid cunt bitch
Matt Japples [CM]Matt Bottoni

May 14, 2009 3:56 PM

I just finished the lie. I wish things ended up better for Kyle and Brett, but it was a excellently written book. I can't wait for your next book.
rach-hell

Apr 12, 2009 11:10 PM

i just bought the lie, i'll be reading it while im in new york.
thank you.
Gorgeous

Apr 9, 2009 3:54 AM

Whack ass ending to the lie bro.
Lowxrain☮

Apr 5, 2009 5:52 PM

Hope you guys enjoyed dallas
thanks for hanging out with us on my birthday!!
The Dave

Mar 26, 2009 8:59 PM

Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Mar 17, 2009 1:16 AM

Excellent. Excellent prose, and very very well written. When i finished this book, i felt like i knew these characters. you are my favorite author, by far.
***VERT***jared price

Mar 12, 2009 2:57 PM

Also man it's so wierd I know every dorm every school that u have talked about I'm less than 3 miles from the high school in carrollton when I'm at work.
***VERT***jared price

Mar 12, 2009 2:54 PM

Hey man thanks so much for the second book I don't know what I will do at work when I finish this book, probably re-read "the average American male" then re-read "the lie" hahaha I defenatily want to have this book signed by you also. When is your next time to come to Dallas? Well man keep up that awesome work. By the way I'm on page 45 of "the lie". And it truley awesome alittle to thick of a book for me but since it was written by you I don't care I'm going to read it. Thanks Jared
M | © h@3lmichael orellana

Mar 5, 2009 2:33 AM

so i finished it. loved it. write another book. the end saddened me. you made this book feel so real its ridiculous...i actually felt emotion reading this book
Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Mar 4, 2009 3:55 AM

I just picked up the lie. Review forthcoming within the week.
melanija rebecca

Mar 4, 2009 3:33 AM

JESUS CHRIST I LOVE IT ALREADY.
M | © h@3lmichael orellana

Mar 3, 2009 8:57 PM

the lie is fucking amazing!!! im not even halfway through cause i just got it but i cant stop reading it!!!
Veronica Hart {plastic}Miss Veronica

Mar 3, 2009 5:21 PM

Ordered the book at Borders last week and look forward to reading it.
:)
Sapphira

Mar 2, 2009 7:54 PM

hey there

thanks for adding me:))
An Asshole You Want To …

Jan 5, 2009 11:31 PM

like your stuff! i'll look for a copy of the book.
Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Dec 1, 2008 4:07 AM

Anything else in the works?
KIM (is in VEG♥S)

Nov 27, 2008 4:47 AM

Have a great Turkey Day ;)
Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Nov 12, 2008 10:43 PM

Put me on your top friends.
Mr. Morris. Josh Morris Online Now!

Nov 11, 2008 2:34 PM

I've read it like five times. Write more books.
† [Taichou] JaYsH † ™Jay Paraz

Oct 7, 2008 6:31 AM

I finished that book the same day I got it! Holy hell, it is one GREAT book! I hope there's a part two because you left such a huge cliff hanger! hahaha

Great Job Chad

† JaY jAy †
JamesJames Wyatt

Sep 13, 2008 8:13 AM

You sent a friend request.
I bought the book.
Read the first few chapters.
Accepted the friend request.
Had it for a day and am almost done.
Good job.
Shon Bacon/ChickLitGurr…

Sep 12, 2008 9:36 PM

Hey there...

I just sent a mail regarding a feature opportunity.
Check it out!
Mr.Z3R0

Sep 9, 2008 1:54 AM

Hello sir been reading your book so far I love it just finished my insight on chapter 5 Groundlings party my jaw just droped on the floor I thinking about calling out from my job so I can read more into the book=D
Mr.Z3R0

Sep 2, 2008 1:14 AM

Hey what up I just read the first chapter of your book I really enjoyed the part with the old fat lady eating yogert at the same time puting a big fat cock in her mouth alot of free imagination on your part. I also the read about the red-head if I was you I would game on that=P.
Yes sir I am defintly buying this book.
Can't wait to give you my feed back.
Later gater.
MikeyMichael Sanchez

Aug 27, 2008 4:37 PM

So have you heard about the book, "The Average American Female"?
Mary Lou

Aug 14, 2008 12:25 AM

when is your next book coming out?Photobucket
Secret Asian Jenn

Jul 30, 2008 3:34 PM

i'm turning asexual because of you. i hate "the average american male", but i kinda love it too.
purplemoon

Jul 13, 2008 10:17 AM

thanks for finding me...
your book arouses my curiosity... who knows where can i find it in italy... suppose only on the web..
Magda

Jul 10, 2008 3:03 AM

I just turned someone else on to your book. At times I feel like a Jesuit during the crusades, except I don't have to murder anyone to convert the masses.
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