Funk on!
Don't you know who I am? I am the real Rod Hull. The actual one, you understand? The actual one. Don't look at me like I'm crazy. I know what you're thinking! You're thinking, "He isn't the real Rod Hull. Rod Hull is dead. He fell off a roof in 1999 while trying to fix his TV aerial." But I am not dead, you see, I am alive. Because I am the real Rod Hull and I cannot be killed.
(I said dead like egg like a bird's egg).
... i don't suppose you have any jelly do you?