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♫Gangster of Love♪

Nov 21, 2009 1:26 AM

Dear Tucker,

You are too smart for your own good. Despite the fact that you are a complete ass, you turned it around to benefit yourself in many ways. However, I'm so glad you decided to share these stories... in the job I have, I spend alot of time driving around with people, and it makes for good conversation, and definitely cheers me up when I read them. Can't wait for the next book :)
KeithKeith Prior Online Now!

Nov 21, 2009 1:26 AM

Your the best dude. I Doubled my money shots on girls faces to 20 this year bcus of reading your book and fortaying my style Recently saw "I hope they serve beer in hell" great film. My grandmom encourages me to be a bigger dick in life now. And That fat guy Vanila milk adores you yo. He's a faggot. Ha
China Doll.™Shay Lynn

Nov 21, 2009 1:25 AM

You are my hero. I worship you like no other. Now that I have read your book, 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' there is no God. It's only you and your fucked up ways of life. And I love it! You've opened my eyes up so much! Thank you for your drinking problem!
Love,
Your Biggest Asian Fan, Shay.
Ms Lugosi the cunt bag

Nov 21, 2009 1:25 AM

I'm an avid reader, your book was the most hilarious I've ever read. My stomach hurt for two days after reading your book cause I was laughing so much. Can't wait for the next one.
Punkerella the NiNja

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

Hey you. :) How are you? Just wanted to say hey. I hope things are going well.

<3 Lily
Jenni

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

tucker...my uteris is awaiting your spartan sperm...i love you
Ryan

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

great book. youre the fuckin man. cheers.
FUCKTARD

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

JESUS GOD! Best stories I've EVER heard! Your an ass.. but your a funny ass so it's all good!
JennJenn Christison

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

Transcendent.
Jane Doe

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

You talk so much shit about Michigan State, but I think they will dominate this year in basketball. 24 hours of college basketball is amazing today. Kentucky played one hell of a game!!!!
VaNiLla MiLkSJosie Milks

Nov 18, 2009 5:47 AM

Tucker Max,
I just recently finished your book. It was absolutely stunning, I agree with you, you are a huge asshole, and I probably would hate you if I met you. But the fact that you know you are, and have some decensy to you, makes you my absolute hero. I think most people envy you, I know I do. That you do whatever the fuck you and couldn't possibly care less about it. You don't give a fuck what others think of you and for this reason, I adore you. I hope that I will get to see your movie and hopefully read an upcoming book I've heard is in existence. You rock the casbaugh man!
StacyStacy Wilson

Nov 16, 2009 4:16 AM

i just have to say that i love your book, cant wait for the next one to come out! ive read it about 5 times now and laugh hard every time! i thought i had some fucked up stories with my friends but NOTHING can top yours
♥ Perfect in That F**Ke…Lisa Guy

Nov 16, 2009 4:16 AM

I enjoy your stories and I think its awesome that you share them with the world. People who don't like you are either closet cases i.e.guys who do what you do but are too pussy to admit or they are females who missed the warning that you issued on your website that you are an asshole. I find you caustic, sarcastic, hilarious, and refreshing. My fav story is "the most disturbing conversation ever" im still lmfao!
mick(livin life as a ro…

Nov 16, 2009 4:16 AM

dude when is the next book due out
מְרַפֵּאJason Christopher

Nov 12, 2009 10:19 PM

you are GOD
Total Gestapo))) -InStu…

Nov 12, 2009 10:19 PM

beer & pussy this night Tucker?
GyllenhaalRyan Watts

Nov 12, 2009 1:32 AM

just wanted to share my little story with you regarding your book....

I, like an idiot, got married at 20 to a girl that didn't cuss, believe in any kind of crude humor, or anything fun in general. now that we are divorced, I am talking to a girl I've liked for a long time. when we were taking a road trip, she pulled out a book to read during the ride. it was her worn, and very much read copy of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" opening it to, and starting with "Tucker Fucks a Fat Chick, Hilarity Ensues"

This was a valid indicator of how badass she is.
JDJoseph Walker

Nov 11, 2009 3:48 PM

i think if i ever met you, i would probably punch you in the throat. if you didn't immediately make me laugh.
KathleenKathleen Lasko

Nov 11, 2009 3:48 PM

If you are going to encourage your fans around the world to download your movie if they can't get it any other way, why don't you provide a decent download for them.
♥AllyAlly Hart

Nov 11, 2009 3:48 PM

Hey
=)
Pocketsize[♥] Pip

Nov 9, 2009 6:43 PM

Tucker <3 :] you're awesome
Heather

Nov 9, 2009 6:42 PM

your book is fucking awesome! i'm looking forward to reading the next one. haven't seen your movie yet but will whenever they decide to play it in richmond, va. keep doing what you do best!!!!
AtrophyMike Orman

Nov 8, 2009 7:19 PM

Showin' mad love from . . . .Manhattan NYC. . . . I hope you enjoy :)
Texmcpip 21in30

Nov 6, 2009 3:37 PM

Your book is awesome.. but Jack London wrote better ones ;-)
Crazzy ChrissyChristina Hall

Nov 6, 2009 3:36 PM

I can't wait for assholes finish first to be released! I seen the movie and can't wait for it to come out on dvd. i wish it they would be out by Christmas!
Z | ♥R.I.p Isaac

Nov 6, 2009 3:35 PM

i love the book! iv read it 5 times!

♥♥
stephani [JMB]Stephani Babb

Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM

your amazing.
tank

Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM

thanks for the add.
Meghan

Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM

Your book should be sold with a syringe of penicillin. Just an idea. Thanks for writing the funniest book I've ever read.
Michael[sc]

Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM

Your a Fucking Beast Tucker!!!!!!!
♥Brittany♥Brittany Cannon

Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM

UR AN ASS HOLE AND I LOVE IT!!!
♥TERRI-BLE♥

Nov 2, 2009 3:23 PM

Hey douche...read your book...loved it!!!...You're such a dick...funny thing is I only go for complete assholes...what are the odds...Going to see the movie this week with my bro (who is a complete max fan) fucking homo...lol..but for real!! Movie better do your book justice...Teehee
Nick

Nov 2, 2009 3:23 PM

Hey Tucker I hope you had a great Halloween! Hey if you're in L.A. let's kick it. My BBM is 30EE0E21 / Number 310.571.8270, hit me up there.

Have a great week!
Nick
4 minutes 2 live [can w…

Nov 2, 2009 3:22 PM

thanks 4 the add - 4m2l
Kayleigh Kayleigh Ferguson

Nov 1, 2009 7:20 PM

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B-Ran

Oct 31, 2009 12:12 AM

I hate to read books and I hope they serve beer in hell is the first 1 since grade school i've read all the way threw, you're my hero Tucker Max
☣randy g.™Randy G.

Oct 30, 2009 3:02 PM

so i'm still waiting on the movie to get my way! been finished with the book for a while now....making my own stories till then!
ChubaRyan Katchuba

Oct 30, 2009 3:02 PM

Just finished your book, mad genious. You are a god. If I happen to see you in a bar some time I'll deffinatly have to buy you a shot, then we can find the beutiful women. Have a good one.
The Losers ClubRichard Perez

Oct 30, 2009 3:01 PM

Hey Tucker, if it's not too early ....

Happy Halloween!...
alex

Oct 30, 2009 3:01 PM

we should compare money staks some day winner take all
MisBiatch

Oct 28, 2009 4:04 PM

Thanks for the add Tucker Max. You made me laugh my ass off! The strories remind me a lot of my own past experiences with alcohol and partying. I've been Tucker Max drunk more times than I can think of. You my friend, are merely one of a kind indeed. Would love to drink with you at least once.
DISSENSION

Oct 28, 2009 4:02 PM

i bought the book, and stayed up overnight and read about half of it in one sitting. laughed so hard i cried! not to mention woke the little lady up... but i forget... how much everclear in the tucker max death mix am i to put in? vodka fan myself! i dont want to buy a IHTSBIH pint glass, i want a SHOTGLASS! thank you for your stories. looking forward to seeing the movie!
DISSENSION

Oct 28, 2009 4:01 PM

yes... i will buy the movie when it comes out on disc... it will sit right next to my cherished fight club.
Sanchez

Oct 28, 2009 4:01 PM

When are you coming back to the Land of Enchantment? Although I miss the unappologetic manner that you interact with females, it's the way that you smell in the morning that trully tugs at my heart strings.
AtrophyMike Orman

Oct 28, 2009 3:59 PM

Showin' love from ....Manhattan NYC.... I hope you enjoy :)
Infadel

Oct 28, 2009 3:59 PM

You rule! Your book is required reading here in Afghanistan and I will make sure it is over in Iraq also
~Trish~

Oct 28, 2009 3:59 PM

You are amazing! LOVE LOVE LOVE your book! Cant wait to see the movie too, but sadly its not playing anywhere in South Dakota so I will have to wait for the DVD! Keep doin what you do, You are amazing!!
CoDyRaZoCody Razo

Oct 28, 2009 3:58 PM

Hey Tucker just gotta say i read the book and saw the movie here in Peoria, Illinois and although i think the book was much better i just wanna let you know that youre the man. I am sure you already know this. Peace
Pruner!!!!

Oct 28, 2009 3:58 PM

Everyone in my dorm has a copy of your book......fuckin hilarious! I like ur movie too.
.

Oct 28, 2009 3:56 PM

I wish you'd write another book.
I haven't been content with anything i've read since I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
I loved it, mostly because the way it's written.
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