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Trent

Oct 4, 2009 11:07 PM

Eh, I've been worse. How you doing? ;-)
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Jul 22, 2009 5:37 PM

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Hey Jennifer, I am sending you a Toffee Apple Tini.



Send me a drink back!

Julie

Feb 11, 2009 7:17 AM

I SEE YOU'RE STILL A WHORE.
Danielle

Jan 27, 2009 6:41 PM

Well, Bonjour then!
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Hey Jennifer,
I left you Christmas presents under my Tree. Click to pick them up!

Lannerz

Nov 26, 2008 3:35 AM

tell me about it.. its been a while.
how is life treating u?
kill the lights

Oct 20, 2008 3:17 PM

LIES, ALL LIES!

Don't start up or I will have to start an epic picspam war. And that, really, WILL HURT US BOTH. Did I mention that Josh gags at that photo? Because, totally, I think that should up its points by at least 10%.

Lame on Samantha having the phone, but hopefully your internet will hold out and we can chat later!

Have a good day, Jennifer! <333
kill the lights

Oct 20, 2008 10:00 AM

What is love!? Baby don't let your internet connection hurt me, hurt me, no more!

COME HOME.
<333
kill the lights

Oct 2, 2008 12:10 AM

Whaaaat are you doing? Come play with me! And, uh, by that I mean, get on chat!
Lannerz

Aug 31, 2008 1:21 AM

what's new w/ you?
kill the lights

Aug 21, 2008 11:28 PM

Are you REALLY online right now? ARE YOU!???
Danielle

Aug 1, 2008 7:27 PM

I can't! :(

In fact, I gotta sign off here and actually do some more work.

What do you want to do tonight?
Danielle

Aug 1, 2008 7:22 PM

Two hours of work left before the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
kill the lights

Jul 24, 2008 5:24 AM

GASP! YOU ARE MISSING.

And I am missing you!!!
H.E.

Jul 20, 2008 5:57 PM



I like that song too.

It's a rolling furnace that adds depth & context to anything it is attached to.
kill the lights

Jul 12, 2008 11:13 PM

It's too late to apologize.
It's too laaaaaaate!
Lannerz

Jun 1, 2008 5:49 AM

hey lady .. how are you doing?
Danielle

May 26, 2008 2:53 AM

If you like public transportation so much, hop on tri-rail already and visit us!
kill the lights

Feb 23, 2008 1:47 PM

Happy birthday, Jennifer! I miss you way lots. I will send your Office dvds out later this week. Not that you'll get this message, but.

HAHA. When I went to leave this comment my computer notified me that this is a suspected web forgery page! JENNIFER HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A HACKBOT. That's why you're missing, huh?
Lannerz

Feb 10, 2008 4:04 AM

hey Jennifer! how are you?
Pedro

Jan 21, 2008 4:48 AM

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Chrischris kruger

Nov 23, 2007 2:34 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!!
Danielle

Nov 22, 2007 12:47 AM

Getting excited about Disney? I'm FREEZING over here in Dallas!
aRiaNa

Nov 15, 2007 4:16 PM

Jennifer!!
hey, we're gonna take Danielle out, bachelorette party, so be ready to party as well, okies dokies? =)
Julie

Nov 7, 2007 9:04 PM

Whats up over here, HATERADE <3
JESSE

Nov 7, 2007 8:47 PM

Danielle

Oct 31, 2007 10:12 PM

That last comment...was that supposed to be a hint? I didn't even see any concert dates for FL.
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Oct 28, 2007 4:48 AM

Hey, enjoyed hanging out this evening! Talk atcha soon.
JESSE

Oct 27, 2007 1:23 AM

Hey girl! How are You?
kill the lights

Oct 18, 2007 11:09 AM

I missed you! I will reply to your mocking and such once I sleep my drunken debauchery off good and proper.

<333
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Oct 8, 2007 2:54 PM

G'morning, Jennenifer. You said you didn't like the nickname Jenn, so Jennenifer works. How are you?
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Sep 16, 2007 7:16 AM

Why thank you! I'm now a 1/4-century year old...scary thought. What's going on with you?
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Sep 11, 2007 5:31 PM

It's teh Jen! How've ya been?
kill the lights

Aug 24, 2007 10:36 AM

And now, the conclusion:

"Yeah. It's me, Toby Rand, and Lukas Rossi. Sweeeeet! We're called - wait for it... Brand New New!" Jesse finished, flashing jazz hands.

The band went on to become mega-super big and Jennifer and Jesse lived happily ever after.

The End
kill the lights

Aug 24, 2007 10:35 AM

OMG! MySpace totally interrupted my breath taking story. Continued here:

But you can rest assured, it was rockin'.

They spent the next month holed up in the magical isle known as Jesse Lacey's Bedroom. They'd only come out to go to the bathroom, grab more pop-tarts, and watch The Office. Brand New had to cancel the rest of their tour and believe you me, the rest of the band was hella pissed at young Yokoifer.

But the truth was that Jesse loved Jennifer more than anything in the world. He proved it by writing her a little ditty that he called, Jennifer Pwns Morrissey. A single tear ran down Jennifer's cheek as he debuted his new song for her. She always knew their epic love would turn out like this.

But lo, their blissful heaven could not last forever. Money was trickling from his bank account as Jesse tried to keep Jennifer knee-deep in Burger King and Taco Bell dinners. It was a sad and sorry state. Poor Jesse took to pan-handling for change on the sidewalk while plucking away on his guitar.

Jennifer didn't know what to do. She loved Jesse - he was her one true love and she'd cut off his left nut before she let him leave her - but she was afraid of what all this angst was doing to his soul.

She had decided to tell him when he came home from the streets that night that she would sell her eggs to provide for them for a while. She'd heard about it from Heather, the chick down at the blood bank, the last time she sold her blood. Sure, it was a scary prospect, but her love for Jesse drowned out all doubts.

"Jesse," she sniffed, as he walked in the door. "I have a plan."

"So do I!" Jesse shouted, lifting her off her feet and into a giant hug. "I made a few phone calls and I've got a new band!"

"What?" Jennifer cried.

"Yeah. It's me, Toby Rand, and Lukas Rossi. Sweeeeet! We&#39
kill the lights

Aug 24, 2007 10:33 AM

Jessifer: A True Story


Jesse Lacey couldn't help it. He tried keeping his brain wrapped around the music but his mind kept flashing back to the girl's knowing eyes and long, luxurious hair. He'd seen her at his concerts before; truth is she was kinda a stalker. But something about the way she was looking at him got inside. It was like she knew him. Knew the truth behind his rock star persona and obvious good looks. In between songs he dared to look her way again. She sent him a sexy smirk and he felt his heart skip a beat.

Before the band went out for their encore, he pointed her out to his best friend from back home and said, "Dude. Go talk to her. I want to meet her after the show."

He wasn't disappointed when he got backstage and found her waiting. She was even more beautiful and charming than he'd seen from the stage. "Hey," he said. "I'm Jesse."

"Jennifer," she answered back and his heart filled to the brim with love. This was it, there was no messing around this time. He took her hands in his and told her earnestly, "I want to take you away from here. Away from this dump they call Florida. I want to take you someplace gorgeous, and magical, and real. A little place I like to call my bedroom."

Jennifer let out an adorable little gasp.

"Oh my most beautious, Jennifer. Say you'll run away with me! Say you'll be mine forever and a day!"

"Yes, yes!" Jennifer exclaimed. "Take me with you now, for you are my one true love and never shall I stray."

So they linked hands and immediately ran outside and down the street until they were lifted high on the wings of love and magically floated back to Jesse's place. Then they had sex for hours and hours and it was so glorious that it can't even be described. But you can rest a
LIL BIT

Aug 17, 2007 10:05 PM

thats not disturbing, its the truth :)at least thats how i feel about it.
kill the lights

Aug 13, 2007 6:39 AM

Oh! I really love the Bashful Bonnet My Little Pony too. I can see why she's your favorite. :)

Here's mine:

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She's called Morning Dawn Delight. Maybe next week when I come over I can bring my ponies and we can have a killer Pony party. Loads of fun, sweetie! <333
LIL BIT

Aug 13, 2007 12:21 AM



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kill the lights

Aug 12, 2007 11:59 PM

Jennifer! Thanks a million for sending me those Baby-sitters Club books. I totally agree that the plan Kristy devised in the third one was brilliant! But, we can talk more about that in the next BSC group chat session.

Yay!
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Aug 11, 2007 9:14 PM

Exhausted but can't sleep, I hate that feeling. I'm doing pretty good, got another week left until back to Tally-ho. Hope you feel better soon.
MikeMichael Gonzalez

Aug 11, 2007 6:57 AM

You can't sleep either, huh? How are you?
Danielle

Aug 11, 2007 3:13 AM

You up for hanging out this weekend? You're sick, Pedro's sick...it'll be fun times. I want to see how strong my immune system really is!
Danielle

Aug 9, 2007 9:42 PM

Yes, I remember! What happened to that? You're taking forever! I've had yours written for ages.
Lannerz

Aug 5, 2007 2:17 AM

Jennifer! when are you going too hang out w/ ME... call me the summer is almost over!
aRiaNa

Jul 31, 2007 7:44 PM

yeah, i asked her yesterday and she said she was a couple of chapters in, i guess...but who knows...lol
Aunt Kelli!!kelli graham

Jul 30, 2007 3:21 PM

I know... so weird huh? it still looks exactly the same... i actually taught in Mr. Dupere's classroom last year. this year the moved me to the building. so, you still talk to nova scotia speaking of memories??? : )
Fantastic Freddy [Get M…

Jul 30, 2007 7:17 AM

what are you doing up so late missy?!
Julie

Jul 25, 2007 8:16 AM

Hoi hoi let me call you after 9 when my minutes is free (and when I'm off of work too haha... ._.)

do you know how horrible our lives would be if we lived together. I mean honestly think about it. We'd start playing catch again. Getting raped by small animals in the bushes. Stalked by singing hispanics. Sun burnt to the point of cancer. .....

WHO AM I KIDDING THATS AWESOME.
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