Dean's Comment Board

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Slice of LifeMirranda Haan

Jul 7, 2009 4:10 AM

Dean once drew on me with a marker in my drunken sleep. I got a t-shirt to commemorate the moment. The shirt says "If I wake up with marker on me, I WILL STAB YOU". Too bad I haven't had a chance to stab Dean.
Bubblegum PantsRobyn Damon

Jun 10, 2009 3:53 PM

Bubblegum Pants is in agreement with Audry, best teenage dryhump ever! mroww !
Nāhui®

Apr 17, 2009 10:53 PM

Happy birthday!!! Watch out for those shots!
Cassie

Apr 1, 2009 7:33 PM

My cleavage is happy to get a shout out in your last column. Silly Honolulu Weekly doesn't realize what they are doing..
Cassie

Nov 26, 2008 4:51 AM

Dean is my friend because he puts the "rude" in erudite.
With friends like these who needs enemas??
SamanthaSamantha Beaumont

Aug 19, 2008 12:57 AM

Dean defines himself in terms of shockingly disparate juxtapositions. I define Dean with two-dollar words.
Slice of LifeMirranda Haan

Jun 9, 2008 4:40 AM

Dean likes to think that he's a very funny person. I hate Dean.
Heather LeighHeather Wheeler

Apr 18, 2008 8:36 AM

Dean is an abusive son of a bitch. You'd think that getting older (and by 'getting older' I do mean 'decomposing right in front of us') would teach him some manners but, NOPE! Dean is DETERMINED to go out of this world the same way he came into it...a total asshole.

Happy Birthday Dean. You are loved (loathed).
SamanthaSamantha Beaumont

Dec 21, 2007 2:23 AM

Apparently, Dean's paternal instincts are in hyperdrive. See the way he holds the baby? Warms my heart. Truly it does.

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Muffin

Sep 27, 2007 6:10 AM

it could be argued, that dean is the coolest dude i know...and i like arguing.
Audrey Von Tawdry Audrey Henley

Aug 24, 2007 9:36 AM

Best teenage dry hump EVER!
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Mohinder

Jun 26, 2007 12:51 AM

Idiot Bitch FOREVER, in our heads anyways.
Ciccone

Jun 11, 2007 11:46 PM

Hello from Lumpy! xXxX
Brian

Jun 1, 2007 6:06 AM
Slice of LifeMirranda Haan

Feb 5, 2007 5:08 AM

dean likes to throw people into pits. dean is an ass.
SamanthaSamantha Beaumont

Feb 1, 2007 3:23 PM

"Classy" is not a word I'd use to describe Dean.
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Dec 14, 2006 1:53 PM

Dean is intellectually intimidating and very classy. One day I wanna talk as pretty as him. Him is smart smart man. Everybody love Dean!
kEtcHUp

Nov 11, 2006 6:17 AM

Dean is my most favorite jaded revolutionary. Besides, he can be quite the gentleman, and buys me drinks, especially when I need it. Dean is THE best bartender/drunk/dj/jaded revolutionary/philospher/nazi/curmudgeon/sweetie////, EVA!!!

How was that? Do I get even the slightest chance of getting this posted? Damn comment nazi.
V

Oct 25, 2006 8:06 PM

Dean makes me laugh so hard that I pee my pants.
Kelly

Oct 2, 2006 10:53 PM

dean has assured me that i'm definitely worth a dime. he knows how to make a girl feel special.
CRIS

Sep 14, 2006 5:27 PM

when i turned twenty Dean threw me a surprise party- he had a keg in the bathtub that i wasn't supposed to see. Party girl that I was, I got drunk and passed out BEFORE the keg even got tapped. Thanks Dean!!
AnnabatAnna Marie WIlson

Aug 8, 2006 1:30 AM

I've been friends with Dean for a whole LOT of years... mid 80's or so? He used to con us into giving him a dollar to eat Taco Bell hot sauce, little did we know it wasn't very hot since we were too afraid to actually try it. (I've since upgraded to REAL spicy food) We thought he was very brave none the less.

I've known him long enough that he helped me puke on my very first drinking excusion. I've never drank peppermint schnapps since.

I don't think my teenage and early 20's would be as fun had it not been for Dean and the crew. I'm happy to still be able to call him a friend.
Kelly

Aug 7, 2006 6:39 PM

testimonial: dean puts out.
lucifern

Jul 5, 2006 9:19 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|PRETTY GIRL TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 08 PRETTY GIRLS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS. SO HIT PRETTY GIRLS TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE PRETTY
Alex Koll

Mar 19, 2006 3:29 PM

In the war against morons, Dean weilds a mighty vocabulary as if it were Thor's hammer.

In the war against cell phones, Dean weilds a mighty bottle of J.D. as if it were Thor's hammer.

In the war against everything else, Dean weilds farts.
Kelly

Sep 2, 2005 10:33 PM

*headbonk*

... ugh.
Nāhui®

Aug 10, 2005 9:33 PM

for ol' times sake
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Kelly

May 9, 2005 4:27 PM

sometimes i make up nicknames for people, but rarely use them out loud. these monikers are more for the character representations of the corresponding real-life friends, the versions of them that live in my head. dean's silent nickname is "cap'n spleen." *poke*
The Flames

Apr 15, 2005 1:37 AM

Dean claims he is going to Hawaii for school, but we all know he's going there to surf.
Cowabunga dude.
The Flames

Jan 11, 2005 6:22 AM

I find it hard to believe anyone with a college education would consider "Victims Family" music. They Suck.
Craig Ums

Jan 9, 2005 7:26 PM

By "Education: College Graduate" Dean actually means "I'm Drunk."
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