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megan.

Dec 31, 2008 10:43 PM

joorddyy :3 aha
Captain Chaoko™Catherine Edler

Sep 21, 2008 12:06 AM

heyyyy (:
Victoria Sin

Aug 20, 2008 6:12 PM

you're kinda perfect.
lmao
Clover

Jul 10, 2008 6:41 AM

Who are Brad and Elizabeth, by the way? I laughed for about an hour after reading all of that.
Clover

Jul 9, 2008 10:59 AM

I'd have answered your sexually driven questionnaire but I was too busy eating Nair.
Ryea

Oct 2, 2007 5:31 PM

this looks like fun :]



Name:Ryea fucking fetus

City:Wawasee Lake
State:duh
Age:69999 Phone:574 518 4506
SSN:5464152165445462

Hair Color:black
Real Hair Color:bleach blonde
Eye Color:blue

Dentures: fuck no
Weight: ranges from 108-115
Height:i really dont know to be honest lol
Waist Size: ? um my pants are 2's and 3's?
Breast or Bra Size: 32c

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other:i guess
Are Your Breasts Real? yes
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above:sure why not lol

Can You Stay Out Late? um yeah
How late?
All Night? _________ Several Days? yep
Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night?
mhm

How Often? all the time.

Do You Like Oral Sex? love it

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________
WHAT THE FUCK? AHAAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

While Screwing Do You:
Faint______
Fart______
Cry:_i have____
Moan_____sometimes_
Hum______
Whistle______
Scream___i have____
Sing_______
Scratch_____:]scars to prove it______
Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________


List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)_____doesnt matter_________
2)______________
3)______________


When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist____i guess___ Jerk_________ Scream___yeah_____
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast____:]______ Slow__________
All Night________:]____ All Speeds___________


How Many Times? _______umm__________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? __________________haha._________


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)- haahaha

Name:__scotty ____________ Address:__________?____
Phone:____sorry i cant______

Name:____wesley____
cowboyJordahn Nelson

Aug 5, 2007 11:36 PM

Hello.
Having a nice summer?
josi

Jul 14, 2007 8:28 AM

jordan, you crazy bastard. i don't know what's up with that.

missin u jordpwn.
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Jul 6, 2007 7:20 PM

Shit man, get those thoughts out of your head, I totally care!

Wanna know something totally lame, though?

I now work at a call centre while trying to juggle summer school at my school in downtown Toronto. Yeah, it totally blows. So I'm not really on a lot and when I am I'm in an "I'll just reply to these comments later" kind of mood.

But AN was pretty sweet! I've got picture up of me hugging a really sweet cat thing that I found. :) I wasted a lot of money on stuff from there that I've barely even used. I bought one anime (Afro Samurai) and one hentai (Legend of the Perverts...I can't wait until Katie and I can watch that shit together). And one Enid doll (from Ghost World, I think?)...and a couple bows (I use those, though =]). But yeah...gotta start saving for school, otherwise I'm utterly screwed. :(

Fuck, I was going to say something else, but now I forget what...

...

...oh yeah! My family is taking in a Swedish girl in from August until, like, January or something. Which is rad. Which may even mean trips to Sweden for Alex?! Maybe....hopefully....if I play my cards right.
K80 B10

May 22, 2007 4:30 PM

Anime North is soon, girl! :O!
cowboyJordahn Nelson

May 16, 2007 5:39 AM

Hello.

Name: Jordahn. ;]

City: Bonney Lake.
State: Washington.
Age: 100000.
Phone: calls annoy me.

Hair Color: Shitty.
Real Hair Color: red/brown.
Eye Color: blue?

Dentures: are probably more enjoyable than braces.
Weight: I couldn't care less.
Height: Short enough. 5'4/5"
Breast or Bra Size: what a lovely question. 35 C?

Marital Status:
Married:
Single:
Divorced: Of course.

Are Your Breasts Real? No?
Do You Like Them:
Sucked
Chewed
Kissed
Caressed
Squeezed
Licked
Other: Who wants to know? :/
All of the Above: Oh, naturally.

Can You Stay Out Late? Of course.
How Late? All night baby. ;] </sarcasm>
All Night? No shit.
Several Days? Why not.

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night?
If the pay is good.

How Often? How much you got?

Do You Like Oral Sex? The mouth breeds many germs.

Pussy Size:
Small: 150$.
Medium: 115$.
Large: 90$.
Extra Large: 30$.


While Screwing Do You:
Faint: Never.
Fart: I hope not.
Cry: You'd be the one crying.
Moan: It's probably fake.
Hum: "Jingle Bells"
Whistle: ^^^ditto.
Scream: Sure?
Sing: A variety of showtunes.
Scratch: scratch what?
Just Lay There: Never.
All of the Above: Depends on how much money I get.


List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1) Pitcher.
2) Outfielder.
3) Second baseman.

What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast
Super Fast: like a jackhammer.
Slow
All Night: Of course.
All Speeds: I can go at all speeds for a certain amount of cash.


How Many Times? of what?
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? You got 45 minutes before I move on to my next customer.


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name: like I take that down.
Address: unkown.
Phone: I only know credit card numbers.

Name: Santa Claus.
Address: The North Pole?
Phone: Like I know Santa's number. pff
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 9, 2007 4:29 PM

...the feck? It looks like a lot of my comment got cut off. Shit. And I'm having one of those moments where I'm too lazy to do it all over again, ya know?

In other news, I think someone from New Hampshire called me last night. :O I didn't answer. >:)...because I was sleeping. >.>
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 9, 2007 1:40 AM

Hahahahaaaaa, bitch, you haven't even LEFT me seventy comments. :P But alas, since I'm god-like, I'll answer.

I'm also gonna fill out your cute little friend application, but hold on. :)

I've gotta have a pow-wow with Katie about AN before I can really give you any answers. So just keep your drawers up, woman! =]

Time to talk about meeeee!

Name: Beaton, Alex(andra), J.
City: We'll say Toronto, but for now it's Buttfuck.
State: Ontario. Isn't it refreshing hearing a Canadian just go with it and not say "stfu, I'm from Canada!" I kinda shot myself in the foot by saying that though...
Age: 19 Phone: I think you already know it. ;)
SSN: The hell?

Hair Color: Blacky brown.
Real Hair Color: Hahahaha. Real slick, jim. Brown. Which hue of brown? Fuck if I know, it's been years. :(
Eye Color: Brown.

Dentures: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not smart enough to know what you mean by that. =/
Weight: It fluctuates between 128 and 133.
Height: 5'unglamourous4".
Waist Size: Like 27"?
Breast or Bra Size: Perv. I measure 33", but I'm stuck with a 34 B cup.
Marital Status:
Married___________
Single KACHING!
Divorced:_________ Other__________
Are Your Breasts Real? ;)
Do You Like Them:
Sucked: You Chewed: Fucking
Kissed: Little
Caressed: Pervert Squeezed: Go Licked: Die
Other: K
All of the Above: THNX! =]

Can You Stay Out Late? Yes
How Late? Guess. :)
All Night? Getting warmer...
Several Days? BINGO!
Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night?
My sex life = a joke.

How Often? You heard me.

Do You Like Oral Sex? Wouldn't you like to know...'cause so would I. =/

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large: KACHING!


While Screwing Do You:
Faint: If I've had enough sugar. Fart: We've been through this. I'm too hot to have a) a colon and b) a digestive
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 5, 2007 2:05 AM

Fuck yes. :)

Aaaaaaah!! I don't know if I'd even go through with it!!

Wait...it's free, so they can come out if I don't like how they turn out.

d00d, I miss Stickam. ;_; Do a memorial keyboard on head for me? You know you want to. ;)
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 4, 2007 9:55 PM

Priority fuck, eh?

You're onto something, guy!

Yeah, the Genghis Tron tradge is a bit of a kick in the pants for me too. :(

Hey, 'member that guy from Kitchener who said he'd give us free piercings? Go him. :) I kiiiinda want to take him up on that offer. I just want to know a little more about the condish, know what I mean? Maybe we have to give blowjobs to him and his dog or something, then sniff his ear cheese from his plugs. :(

But piercings for no money IS piercings for no money. Yeah, I'd say I'm shameless enough for my dignity to be negotiable. ;) 'Boutchoo?
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 4, 2007 9:35 PM

Hahaha, quit complaining. >:) As if I actually HAVE an attention span. :P

You want a reply? I'll give it to you!!!

*REPLYYYYY!!!!!*

Hahaha. I'm kidding. :P

SO!!! You're obviously smarter than me, because you're all up on your Mexican history. Or French history...

I was just all up on my art history when I posted that, it's The Third of May by Goya (Posted on May 3rd...get it?!?!). All I know is that it's a Romantic painting and I can compare and contrast the shit out of that painting to Neo-Classicism art like a motherfucker. I'll spare you the details, but get me drunk off something classy like few a Ports and I'll go into maaad detail.

But it has something to do with real historical shit with like...the Spanish or something? Or the Mexicans? I don't know, but you could be right or maybe kinda right. I forget what exactly happened, it's likely that I was barely awake during that lecture.

And you wonder why the hell you're not in my top friends, do ya? Well, step in line for auditions, mon ami! Or buy me something. >:)
K80 B10

May 3, 2007 6:54 PM

No nooo..I dont go to OCAD. I go to Seneca...for Fashion Arts :O!

I'll be going into my third and final year. Eeeee....
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

May 2, 2007 7:03 AM

If I had a dollar for everytime someone has asked anything about the "1992" in my name...

I'd have two dollars. :)

But yeah, there is no real significance to it, my name is from a line in my absolute faaavourite movie "Saved by the Belles". Drag queen Sheena Hershey (sp?) starts getting all up in the grillz of Scarlet and Chris and at one point she says "I give you bootie, I give you leg, I give you face. ....blah blah blah..and now I'm starting to sound like a 1992 New York, Brooklyn bitch!...blah blah blah, I don't remember". And it was a line that made me laugh. But I edited out the "New York" part because it didn't look right to me.

And that's that. :) I might be changing that name soon, though. To what? I'm not sure, but I'll figure it oot.

Night night, mah doozle sploozle! Oh...and the dial up totally didn't let me see whatever comment it was that you sent me as a parting gift, but I'll fully assume it's cool. =] Thaaaaaanks! I looove iiiiit!! >.>
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:37 PM

I'll tell you in a minute. ;) I've gotta dismantle my bed first. :( Man...you were pretty rough with it last night. What were you DOING?
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:35 PM

The only aesthetic procedure that comes to mind is GO TO ANIME NORTH!!
K80 B10

Apr 29, 2007 3:35 PM

You know it.
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:33 PM

GO, NOT GOD!!! >:[
K80 B10

Apr 29, 2007 3:32 PM

I dare you to come to Anime North.

Or Alex will shank you...
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:32 PM

GOD TO ANIME NORTH! >:O Or I'll shank you.
K80 B10

Apr 29, 2007 3:29 PM

Awww, you hated it? ;_;

Maybe I dont read enough to find some good, interesting books.

Actually! I read Life of Pi and really liked that. Is that more to your taste?

And thanks :O My classes went effing great. Now I get to go home (to Guelph, by the way) and awste away, working 9-5. I hate how thats what my summer is going to basically be :( Booo.
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:27 PM

Are you suggesting that I pull your wisdom teeth, too? o.O
Alex Beaton™: ClapTrap

Apr 29, 2007 3:12 PM

Will you please come to me first if you ever get bot flies?
K80 B10

Apr 29, 2007 3:03 PM

Dizaaamn! Its the little youngin' who whooped my ass at isketch. Impressive, very much indeed.
Thanks for the add :)
Seananigans™Sean Teslar

Apr 26, 2007 11:52 PM

damn...you're faster than my dsl

there's no way i could be faster than some futuristic cyborg chick...i give up.

p.s. I know where sarah conner is.
Seananigans™Sean Teslar

Apr 26, 2007 11:47 PM

with a lot of hard work and practice maybe just maybe...but it's not likely

hm...i guess when i tried to add you it automatically accepted...but i don't remember getting any friend requests lol odd.
Seananigans™Sean Teslar

Apr 26, 2007 11:40 PM

...i went to add you because i saw ze myspace topic on the dyog forums...but apparently you're already my friend?

ha.....i had no idea, and i still have no idea who you are..
samquest/sleepquest

Apr 7, 2007 8:14 PM

hi2u
Jrdn
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