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Mark...........e.

Jan 28, 2009 5:27 AM

Fuck you ants. Fyants.

That scientist has balls of steel to reach in the hot water like that. He must have balls of steel or some metallic substance similar to steel.
Mark...........e.

Dec 9, 2008 1:36 AM

WHo the FUCkc is twilight?
Mark...........e.

Dec 6, 2008 3:48 AM

It sucks because if I knew that I was going to get shafted by BGSUS sooner, I could have applied before the fucking deadline, like 9000 months ago and everything would have been fine. But now they need to find the money.... .. ... . . . .. . . . . . .. .... I don't know, we'll see, Jackie just e-mailed me and was like STAY COOL SON, STAY COOL. THIS IS HOW WE DO'S IT LARRY.
Mark...........e.

Dec 5, 2008 9:52 PM

So I find out next week... I"M SO EZXIICIITSJTSEDDZ?ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
But you think they would have said yes if they said yes by now, If that makes sense.
Mark...........e.

Oct 30, 2008 8:06 PM

MY BALLSPLOSION JUST ANUSPLODED!
Mark...........e.

Jul 25, 2008 12:33 PM

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Mark...........e.

Jul 3, 2008 10:45 PM

I think it should go like this, if we make it...
A Christlike figure wanders through bizarre, grotesque scenarios filled with religious and sacrilegious imagery. He meets a mystical guide who introduces him to seven wealthy and powerful individuals, each representing a planet in the solar system. These seven, along with the protagonist, the guide and the guide's assistant, divest themselves of their worldly goods and form a group of nine who will seek out the Holy Mountain, in order to displace the gods who live there and become immortal.
Mark...........e.

Jun 22, 2008 5:07 AM

Those dudes are pure crazy. Add them. Penis. Dethklok was magnificent, but my car broke down. I'm stuck forever. Ask Wu to ask Detar to ask Gondolo to as Jui to ask Lupton to ask Wu again to see if Detar will let me work with him.
Mark...........e.

Jun 17, 2008 4:59 PM

I guess like teh stage is dark. ANd I guess like teh stage is scary sexy. I heard tehy got like the carttons peoples playing in teh background and like teh real playing people are in dark in front playing in dark. But basically, GO INTO THE WATER. They posted a live show somewhere I hurd.
Mark...........e.

Jun 17, 2008 12:42 PM

IN A WORD, DETHKLOK.
IN A SPOT, PONTIAC.
IN A TIME, TODAY.
AT A SHOW, ME.
bnv

Jun 5, 2008 5:50 AM

I missed it too. I kind of forgot about it, but then I remembered the day of, then I had to go down to delta for work.
bnv

Jun 2, 2008 7:12 AM

Did you go see the breeders last week?

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Mark...........e.

May 9, 2008 4:50 PM

http://www. myspace. com/joeylinello
Mark...........e.

May 8, 2008 8:46 PM

This website is going to make me blow my brains out. I hope it's worth it.
MonicaMonica Allen

Apr 24, 2008 10:53 PM

it's ben folds, ben lee and ben kweller working together to make kick ass music. i've officially seen them all in concert now.

while i appreciate your opinion, i'm not sure that you get to be the authority on whether or not i'm allowed feel bruised by love.
MonicaMonica Allen

Apr 24, 2008 5:48 PM

did you take a survey on my behalf?
Mark...........e.

Apr 21, 2008 11:37 PM

I'm giongn to kil l u
MonicaMonica Allen

Mar 21, 2008 5:13 PM

i find your explanation inadequate. i don't know whether to be offended, cuz i don't get it. i guess i would prefer a shirt that i actually understood, and probably one that didn't refer to nipples at all. that's just my preference.
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 21, 2008 12:51 AM

Harm to who? What good of yours? In terms of the social structure, yourself--and everyone around you. You may not realize it now, but the effects of creating such antipathies is socially destructive and perverse, the amalgamation of which, proliferates perniciously. You underestimate your range of influence through an, all-too-typical, nonchalant subversion of the labor class. Such commentary undermines the very foundation it so desperately attempts to establish. Nothing is independent of a context or subsists in a determinate core of meaning; your influence sprawls through the centrality of what you are not, rather that what you are. I feel this explanation is more than adequate.
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 20, 2008 10:19 PM

What the hell is this new picture you have up? I think when it comes to humor, we have a taste that is quite opposite. I mean, I still don't even get the 'ate my brains' picture and now this... sir, you need to stop. You are in danger of causing more harm than good. Trust me, it's for your own good.
MonicaMonica Allen

Mar 20, 2008 10:02 PM

while i enjoy being featured with the great Ada on one of your t-shirts, i'm afraid i don't get it... what's revlon assy???
Weekends With Dan

Mar 18, 2008 3:47 AM

Hey, what's up?
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 15, 2008 9:38 PM

A million and one? Come on sir! Give me at least 999,983. I like nice even numbers, they're much easier to work with.

Bullets is a pretty cool song. I debated between that and this new Motion City Soundtrack song to put on my profile. Alas, Tunng won out.

PS- your mom goes to college. Oooohhh! Burn!
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 15, 2008 5:58 PM

I'm pretty sure you owe me some kind of royalties for that picture you're using. I'll take a million dollars as an initial users fee and we'll discuss the royalties percentage at a more appropriate time.
Mark...........e.

Mar 14, 2008 10:43 PM

I"M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
MonicaMonica Allen

Mar 8, 2008 12:48 AM

I said consummate V's CONSUMMATE! Trogdor strikes again!
bnv

Mar 7, 2008 5:57 AM

N$#^@ stole my bike!
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 6, 2008 10:44 PM

Whitman? Yes. Everything is Uncle Walt. Requesting things in such a way is what I do best. Now dance monkey dance!

Where is my scarf?
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 6, 2008 8:29 PM

I must thank you again for the wonderful equation sir. I think you should make me a shirt with that equation on it and give it to me for free. Then you should tell me how God-like I am and worship the ground that I walk on. I don't mind if you kiss my feet either, I'm cool with that.

Where is my hat?
QUASI-FRANKFURTER PSEUD…

Mar 4, 2008 9:03 AM

I have looked into the fine print of things though, and no-where does it say that the pony has to be live, or even born yet, so, yes, I'm talking 'potential ponies' here. So, basically, we need to buy a horse and a donkey, then extract the horse's semen and the donkey's ovaries and mix them in a blender. But this isn't going to taste good. And I just want to say, I call dibs on the donkey. FACE
QUASI-FRANKFURTER PSEUD…

Mar 4, 2008 9:03 AM

Dude, we're running out of ponies, like real quick... We need to hire some people to pose as ponies. Let's start with Sarah Jessica Parker, and make a mask of her horse face, then we can create a mold and pour liquid plastic into the mold and let it dry, and then paint the dry plastic with lead free paint, then hire people to wear the the horse face masks. That is only a temporary solution, though. People disguised as ponies aren't going to survive long on dried oats. After they die, we are going to have a lot of people's kids upset, that's bad publicity, especially when they do a horse autopsy and scalp the horse for paint brushes. People don't have the texture and dexterity in hair that horses and Sarah Jessica Parker do, painters are going to be pissed, and that's the last group of people we want pissed. The kids I can handle, but painters can paint pictures of us and they could like add a sick goiter or something on our picture, and we would say, 'dude, what the hell?' And the painter would say, 'nice goiter, freak.' And it would be our word against his, I mean, how do you prove you didn't have something like a goiter at one time in your life.
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 4, 2008 7:52 AM

WTF u N@@B?!? How am I supposed to read that? I don't even know what that says or means. You think you're so HOTT with the cheese fries cuz you went to M-Eye-T that you can just write jib-er-ish on ppl's pages?!? Pfft! F That! Show me a real equation space cadet. Show me some suga' n you might get some cheerios.
NateNathan Elkins

Mar 4, 2008 3:10 AM

Ok, maybe you can help me figure this out.

N = anything (presumably something in life, the presence of)
1 = well, 1, but it means you need something more to define N.

Because N cannot stand alone, it must start as N + 1.

Ok, so after you add the 1, N is no longer N anymore, it's now N + 1, so let's call it P. However, P cannot stand alone, so we add 1. Now we have P + 1 which is really just (N+1)+1 (like you said, I knew that was right, I just wrote N instead of 1, it was really late). Ok, so what's the equation to show that this is continual? Is there a way to show that it infinitely repeats itself? (ie, N+1, P+1, Q+1, R+1, where the succeeding letter represents the previous equation)

I hate math. It's a waste of my time, I swear it is.

H.Hask told me he likes to play with wang-bobbers. I'm not sure what he meant by that. KK Thx. PAWNED U N00b! :(

BBQ Saus.
Mark...........e.

Mar 3, 2008 4:24 PM

I TOLD YOU TO MAKE BEATS. I TOLD YOU HOW TO MAKE BEATS. YOU SON OF A COCK! FINE. YOU BETTER PICK ME UP TOMORROW OR I'LL GIVE YOU A BEAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET! THAT'S RIGHT, A FUNK-TASTIC ONE!
NateNathan Elkins

Feb 29, 2008 4:10 AM

You're a weird guy Ace... weird guy.
LaLa

Feb 20, 2008 4:52 PM

Burrito!!.. ha! who is...QUASI-FRANKFURTER PSEUDO-SMOKER POKER? I saw you wrote them. Who are they?
And why are you swearing on their page!! hmm...
adios! :)
NateNathan Elkins

Feb 19, 2008 7:46 PM

Rock out with your cock out? Sir, I must inform you that this is not possible.
NateNathan Elkins

Feb 19, 2008 7:03 AM

Touche'
NateNathan Elkins

Feb 19, 2008 6:41 AM

Ok, what's this whole Pizzle Poozle wizzle woozle business? I can't even understand what you fools are saying! I mean, I used to defend you when people would talk bad about you, but I don't anymore... I just don't know...
NateNathan Elkins

Feb 12, 2008 4:59 PM

I've realized I don't like the idea of Doc eating Mac's brain. I mean, Mac looks way too happy about his brain being eaten. I think he's enjoying it more than Doc is. That's sketchy. Where's the mariachi love? Where? Why not something like...

El Salvadorian ate my brains!
Mark...........e.

Jan 30, 2008 7:11 AM

I see, I see, u want to pop and lock it like we gots 2 chains and fow' sprockets? THIS SHIT IS SPATULA-TASTIC!!! EDIBLE-BERRY-SPASTIC!!!!
VAGINAL-WARTS!!!!
U CRAVE BEAT, U GETS BEAT!!!!
IF U BEAT IT, IT WILL CUM!!!!!
Sorry, I can't do any better than that.
Mark...........e.

Jan 30, 2008 2:27 AM

K, What do you want to start with?
Mark...........e.

Jan 29, 2008 1:17 AM

How bout a collaboration?
NateNathan Elkins

Jan 22, 2008 5:23 AM

You can't be serious. Clinton? Don't make me eat your brains. And don't make me have to put a manatee in your shower.

Ok, you're right, there already is a manatee in your shower.
NateNathan Elkins

Jan 21, 2008 3:44 AM

Dude, where the hell is Barney? No, you don't understand. That purple dinosaur is friggin' amazing and if you don't believe me then you can go to hell. You can go to hell and die!

By the way, I say you in the shower the other day and let me just say... dude... easy on the BenGay.
Mark...........e.

Jan 16, 2008 8:10 AM

If you don't like Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, well, then there is truly no hope for mankind.
Mark...........e.

Jan 2, 2008 1:09 AM

I enjoy your suggestions and your general scent. Have you heard of 'Battles', you may enjoy them, you may not. Either way, you can fuck right off! I like 'tonto' but I also like massive amounts of penis. Like a plethora.
Mark...........e.

Dec 13, 2007 12:15 PM

Why aren't you in real analysis with me? We would own that class like your ancestors owned slaves. I'm talking back in Italy, you racist bastard.
Anyways, the shit you speakin is deep like spelunking. You at the center of the earth, you got the finger lodged firmly against the pulse of the heartbeat that is mankind's deepest desires. They refrained from sayin it even if they knew, but you know, and now you sayin it. They don't want to hear it, but you speak it. They turn the shoulda ta yo words and spit at you if they happen to look back. They zizzle, you razzamazzazzle. They fiznuzzle, BUT AW SHIT BUT YOU THERE WAITING FO EM WIT A NIFE

But seriously do you know real analysis? I have to turn in a take-home final in about an hour and I haven't been to class in a month.
Mark...........e.

Dec 10, 2007 3:30 AM

HI! I got my bail money back, all $34,000 of it. I get my license back next week, so we're gonna go road-swillin' like back in the day, outrunning pigs in tha benz and fuckin hoes that we pull out of the trunk (preferably live hoes this time) and we be pissin on the whole world cuz we rollin not givin a fuck homie, like back in the day, endo-chronic-crunk-a-fied, supa mario galaxizzle... FACE
Mark...........e.

Nov 27, 2007 5:31 AM

The pilot was the only one I could find, and I liked it like I like my women... infertile and ugly.
Q: Is a penis without a head a penis at all? Q: What about the ballsack with no balls?
Hint: IT RHYMES WITH COCK
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