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backwards7

May 4, 2009 7:19 PM

Rob, your server appears to have stopped hosting Freak Safari. I imagine that it's sitting alone in the dark, listening to The Cure, while cutting itself.
Beat Down: The Movie

Mar 26, 2008 4:42 AM

"Im super fucking filthy, and im willing to be your dirty fucking cum dumpster"
Charlotte

Mar 26, 2008 4:39 AM

I really enjoyed our call last night.


You're such a dirty Christian! Who knew playing naked Crucifixion could be so fun?!
jess

Jan 11, 2008 9:29 PM

Hello, my fine Christian friend. I hope you enjoyed celebrating the birth of your Lord & Savior and may this new year see you free from temptation and the lust of heathens.
BC WoodsBrandon Woods

Dec 25, 2007 7:14 PM

Merry Christmas, sir.
jess

Oct 28, 2007 4:14 AM

Why do you have a filthy phone whore posting comments on your blog?

Is that what Jesus would do?! Would Jesus talk to a phone whore?
Charlotte

Oct 25, 2007 12:07 AM

I love when you get stern itt's so hot.


I'm your Jezebelle, baby, and I'm going to tongue-fuck your nail holes, Jesus.
Kenzie...

Oct 22, 2007 5:44 PM

Your anger ~ "Amazing Sex huh? Well here's something to make your monday better! YAY!"

My response ~ "Awww... I made someone's already I hate today day worse. Awww, I'm sorry. Do you feel better now that you have misplaced your anger onto me? You don't? Awww, too bad. It's okay though. You know why? Because I'm going to have some lunch sex now. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Charlotte

Oct 19, 2007 5:55 AM

Do you dream about making sweet sweet love with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

Do you want to feel God's Son's beard brushing your inner thigh, while His Holy Tongue penetrates thine anus?

Call me, tell me all about it.
BC WoodsBrandon Woods

Oct 17, 2007 6:18 PM

You wouldn't be saying that if it was a lamb's life on the line instead of a goat you fucking Jesus Freak.
Beat Down: The Movie

Oct 12, 2007 8:12 PM

Thanks for the add,

JH
jess

Oct 1, 2007 3:48 AM

I'm starting to believe Jesus doesn't love me anymore.
Please help!!

I've been self flagellating every night and everything!
Bah.

Apr 7, 2007 6:29 AM

http://www. thestar. com/images/assets/210259_3. JPG
Michael Richards works at a furniture factory.
backwards7

Mar 26, 2007 4:31 AM

Rob,

Since your arrival at our small country church, the congregation's collective T-cell count has fallen by 75%.


Many of our flock have already gone to be with Jesus.


Thankyou.
Ken

Mar 25, 2007 10:12 PM

"I love God and all of the great things he has to offer!"

Is that like the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
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