Yes, the invasion begins soon - the Killer Robots are scheduled to make landfall this Friday! Radar and trajectory tracking confirms that they'll be arriving at 1315 S Main St., which happens to be the location of Backstage Lounge. In order to promote our cause of defense, we're offering a $75 BACKSTAGE LOUNGE BAR TAB for the BEST-EQUIPPED ALIEN OR ROBOT (that is, best costume in Earthspeak). The Soldiers o' Fortuna and Bacon Machinery of Doom await your support as well. So, we'd better see you ready for battle down at the Lounge at 10 pm, for the well-being of your being and humans of all forms!