Greetings From The Red Planet,
WE are thinking of abducting you!
But if we take you to our secret base of operations
then you’ll have to hitchhike back from Mars.
All we ask is that you brew us some coffee (NO Starbucks will do),
Let your hair down and have some fun.
All right, WE’LL take you back to Earth after your visit so that you can play another gig or hang out in the basement.
And Newman’s coffee’s OK as long as you are buying.