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Dagor Dagorath - Launch…

Nov 2, 2009 9:41 PM

Hey Infernal Pits!
If you would like to see us in your country, you can demand us using Eventful.






View the complete Dagor Dagorath tour schedule
DemogorgonDemogorgon Official Poland

Sep 10, 2009 7:01 AM

VOTE FOR DEMOGORGON at Rock the Nation!!!

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Just click the banner, then the link to vote for DEMOGORGON!!!



Also DEMOGORGON's looking for show in UK, HOLLAND, BELGIUM, FRANCE, GERMANY between 1st and 7th October.
If you are interesting - BOOK US for minimum fees.
Misery Records :: Close…

Jul 20, 2009 8:52 AM

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Dagor Dagorath - Launch…

Mar 26, 2009 10:59 PM

Hey!!!
Dagor Dagorath demo"Times of Distress" FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!

We are offering their demo album "Times of Distress" for free download, if you want to support Dagor Dagorath you can buy the cd. for more details, send an email to: dagorathcontact@gmail.com
Download Here

Cheers everyone
Extreme Underground Met…

Mar 5, 2009 8:00 AM

Check out this killer deal!
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Dark Witch ISHTAR

Oct 31, 2008 10:59 PM
Dagor Dagorath - Launch…

Oct 12, 2008 3:26 PM

Heil Infernal Pits!
Listen to a new track from our upcoming Debut album "Yetzer Ha'Ra".
Please comment and let us know what you think.
Dark Witch ISHTAR

Oct 11, 2008 12:07 PM
PACIFISM KILLS

Sep 18, 2008 8:23 PM

Hailzzz Infernal Pits !!!

Great work and our svpport from France

Hail Satan

PACIFISM KILLS
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Jul 14, 2008 6:40 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Jul 12, 2008 3:14 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Jul 10, 2008 2:52 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

May 9, 2008 1:23 PM
Your Worst Nightmare ‡Y…Creator GodzofDeth

Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 29, 2008 2:36 PM
Your Worst Nightmare ‡Y…Creator GodzofDeth

Apr 28, 2008 2:01 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 25, 2008 6:13 PM
Your Worst Nightmare ‡Y…Creator GodzofDeth

Apr 25, 2008 3:03 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 24, 2008 3:02 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 22, 2008 5:08 PM
Your Worst Nightmare ‡Y…Creator GodzofDeth

Apr 21, 2008 8:53 PM


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¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 20, 2008 4:57 PM
Your Worst Nightmare ‡Y…Creator GodzofDeth

Apr 18, 2008 3:10 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 17, 2008 5:07 PM
¥øùr Wørst Ñïghtmàrê ÇЯ…NIghtmare Quèènöfèvil

Apr 15, 2008 7:21 PM
thepentagramprod

Mar 28, 2008 11:39 PM

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PACIFISM KILLS

Mar 17, 2008 12:27 PM

Hailzzz from France

Keep it Evil

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DIERESIS

Mar 10, 2008 11:18 PM

Hey ! New EP "LOOSE LIMBS" is available !
4 tracks of French Brutality !!!
DIERESIS
Satanic Apostate

Feb 6, 2008 5:46 PM

Hail!

I'm planning a gathering for Traditional Satanists... would you be interested in attending or helping? Details are in a new blog.

Dominus Inferus tecum!
The Warped

Feb 6, 2008 1:42 AM

Hail Infernal Pits!
Salutations from Scotland!
PACIFISM KILLS

Feb 4, 2008 11:45 PM

Hailzzzzz

Keep it Evil !!

PK
Misanthropy

Jan 26, 2008 4:16 AM

were have you benn
The Cauldron BrewLaydie Witch

Jan 14, 2008 1:52 AM

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Jan 11, 2008 1:07 PM

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Dark Witch ISHTAR

Dec 8, 2007 9:28 PM

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.



* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored and goes looking for the 'Heavy Metal' protagonist, again...



* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.



* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.



* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.



* POP-PUNK
The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.

THE END
Dark Witch ISHTAR

Dec 8, 2007 9:26 PM

Heavy Metal Fairytales continued...

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.



* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.



* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 46 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.



* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairytale land by security guards.



* SPEED METAL
The protagonist is suddenly there, plays a short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.



* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, 'sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage'.
Dark Witch ISHTAR

Dec 7, 2007 4:22 PM

Heavy Metal Fairytales

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.



* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.



* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.



* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.



* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.



* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, f*cks the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.



* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, f*cks the dragon, then leaves.



* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.



* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her.Then he f*cks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.



* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...



* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he
Angie †M.O.B†

Nov 30, 2007 3:45 PM

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Misanthropy

Nov 27, 2007 10:14 PM

whats up my friend how are things well life is just draging im trying to speed things up but like i sead time has never benn on my sied i was in ventura trying to find a job but if i would of stayed i would of benn homeless fuck that shit i benn their and done that i dont want to retern to that life
Haemophagia (looking fo…

Nov 20, 2007 2:17 AM

Hey thanks for adding us!
Gretings from Catalonia!"
YOU CAN PREORDER THE NEW CD AND T-SHIRT OF HAEMOPHAGIA
STAGEWAR

Nov 19, 2007 7:50 AM


Thanks for the add! Greetings from Germany Wales and Greece!
LONG HAIR ENERGY!
MIZZABIZTrudy Bizayla

Nov 18, 2007 5:48 AM

ohhhhhhhh just popping by to say prrrrrrrrrr and mmmmmmmmorbid thoughts mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bizzy
Dark Witch ISHTAR

Nov 17, 2007 7:33 PM

What's up Pit? You prepare to war The Infernal Legions? I hope that you know about figure which you see...
Infernal regards
D.W.
MOONSPELL Street Team (…

Nov 16, 2007 11:02 PM

Hailz from RUSSIA!
Thanks a lot for the ADD and the SUPPORT!
Welcome to our TEAM!!!
Have a Great Weekend!
With best wishes,

Vlad / MOONSPELL Street Team in RUSSIA

Stay Under The MOONSPELL!!!!!
Dawn ov Azrael (seeking…

Nov 15, 2007 4:01 PM

Haha Yes i am a bit fucked up!
But i think i fixed that thing now.
Still cant put music up on myspace yet :( but if your interested you can hear a song hear:http://media.putfile.com/dawn-ov-azrael---victim-of-malignance-and-trauma
Dawn ov Azrael (seeking…

Nov 14, 2007 3:36 PM

Damn i made a mistake on the bio.
Thanks for letting me know :)
Heils
-Evor Drottning
Blackmass

Nov 13, 2007 9:11 PM

Hails,

Release Date via OPEN GRAVE RECORDS December 18th 2007.

You can preorder NEMESIS right now using the link below:
Preorder Blackmass New Album NEMESIS!



Thank you very much!
NEMHAIN - DEBUT ALBUM O…

Nov 13, 2007 8:34 PM

Thanks for the add, you rock! Please vote NEMHAIN as best unsigned band : ) Click To Vote!! Cheers!! The Nemhain Crew x
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