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ORIENT SQUEEZERS	Dec 3, 2009 7:23 PM thx 4 connecting !
Zoomonk	Sep 23, 2009 5:24 PM Thanks for the friendship! Great stuff. Best regards, Pete/Zoomonk
Captain Clegg	Aug 11, 2009 11:47 PM Thanks for the support Kill Myself On Monday! Click on the poster below to check out Cleggisode #1 on Fangoria.com right now! And come back on Friday to catch the premiere of Cleggisode #2! ...if you aren’t too scared, that is.
8.5.24. Skitzo Flowz	Jul 11, 2009 7:25 PM Here is some music that we created that you can own for 10 cents per song Much luv to ya and keep supporting Indie Hip Hop even if it is by just listening to the music, You help,!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! Center Of Activity - Spawn Lyr...
Xela Zaid	Jul 9, 2009 8:22 AM
St. Swithun	Sep 6, 2008 1:04 AM
the indras	Aug 13, 2008 2:33 AM Awesome Boulder show.Kudos.
COMETS OV CUPID	Jul 29, 2008 4:53 PM Been listening to yours and Jesse's collaboration. Good stuff! Psychic Hygiene!
jaime	Jul 2, 2008 2:17 PM Hey crazy one. Good to hear you're still adding your wildness to the world. Hope Roch is treating you sweetly.
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Jun 30, 2008 9:00 AM When Henny felt a sense of warm foreboding brimming deep in his abdomen, he first assumed it was caused by the half-gallon of hot oatmeal he'd just chugged. But in all his years (and there were many), and with all the oatmeal he'd willingly (and occasionally unwillingly) ingested during them, Henny had never known quick-oats to inspire anything more than fullness, and the sporadic bloat. So he knew it was something else. Something more. Indeed, there was reason for unrest. Ester, for all intensive purposes, was dead. This left the town in an uproar, as the position held by their most skilled mill worker would need quick replacement. Manial, inconsolable after the loss of his newfound love/Esther Williams stand-in, had given up practicing criminal law. Or rather, given up practicing it well. 99 percent of his clients were now being jailed with life sentences- a stunning eight percent increase from the prior year's figures. Sensing his weakness, longtime rival William Mattarshmallow moved his firm back into town, hoping to leech business from the faltering Manial. It appeared that the eminent Massey dynasty was soon to fall. Henny knew that he should feel relief. Ester's untimely implosion meant that he was no longer trapped within the confines of her king fu grip. He was free to roam the wild plains of life, and to approach the object of his hushed desire, jam-enthusiast Fluorine Findalay. Even still, Henny couldn't muster the enthusiasm needed to rise from his permanent slouch. Perhaps it was the stress of recent trauma, or the breaking news of an impending peanut butter recall. Or... Henny stared for a moment at the handlebar-stached mascot gracing his container of Quaker Quick-Oats. It was Wilford Brimley- the man who'd first put the recent chain of events into motion. And in one divinely epiphanous moment- the sort that only a particular blend of freeze-dried oats and despair can provide, Henny knew what he had to do...
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Jun 15, 2008 8:47 AM She’d entered his room a thousand times before. Ester Murthalalala, a woman of average height and, by human standards, less than average beauty. Despite spending endless hours at his abode, Ester could never quite coax Manial into seeing her untold charms- but all that was about to change. This time, when Ester arrived, Manial’s whole world seemed to spontaneously brighten. Colors appeared richer, patterns more vivid, even the dishwater brown of Ester’s coif was strikingly murkier than usual. Surely, he thought, this technicolor dream must be a divine sign pointing me toward my true intended! Unfortunately, unbeknownst to Manial, Ester had thoughtlessly flipped the light switch on her way in. Manial, who in his youth struggled with being both photophobic and unnaturally desirable to mosquitoes, had a peculiar penchant for illuminating rooms by use of a single citronella candle. For him, 60 watts of overhead lighting was an eye opener of nigh religious scale. So he sat, blinded by the incandescent transcendence of loneliness and GE bulbs, ready to make his move on the overeager Ester. Little did the couple know that they were being watched by a trio of unfriendly eyes, at least two of which belonged to the now scorned Ianurtle...
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Jun 11, 2008 7:23 AM It was the image of a lissome Esther Williams that first put the Man in Manial Massey. Alone in his personal theater, wealthy young Manial marveled at the bathing beauty, and misguidedly guzzled popcorn by the pintful. When he sensed an odd feeling in the pit of his gastrointestinal tract, Manial mistook for indigestion what was, in reality, a burgeoning passion that progressed with the momentum of an Olympic-level front crawl. An unguarded moment, indeed. Manial learned two things from this experience: Firstly, that he loved Esther Williams with a blind fervor hitherto unfamiliar to mankind. Secondly, that, when not distracted by Ms. Williams’ visage, he found popcorn distinctly unpalatable- a revelation that spurred his bitter, and highly publicized, 1972 feud with Orville Redenbacher.
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Jun 10, 2008 7:36 AM Omigosh, look what I found on ABC. com... “Three men of advanced age were hospitalized this afternoon, after experiencing rapid cardiac arrests. Though the men are unrelated, local doctors suspect a correlation in their sudden afflictions. It appears that the attacks occurred after the men read, of all things, a comment posted to the Myspace of a footstool. Myspace, a social networking site popular among teens, inanimate objects and the elderly, has recently become a hub for gossip concerning local celebrity lawyer Manial Massey. The comment states that while sleeping, Massey has been observed muttering the name “Ester”. Most readers have assumed that the “Ester” in question is mill worker Ester Murthalalala, for whom the text strongly implies that chronic bachelor Massey harbors romantic feelings. Knowing that this news would cause shock and unrest, the comment was preceded by a warning to those of faint heart. However, for the men taken ill this afternoon, the warning was just not strong enough. Massey’s representatives quickly issued a statement avowing that the “Ester” being referenced is, in fact, Massey’s childhood crush, synchronized swimmer Esther Williams. When reached for comment, longtime friend Elveden Smickermatter said, "I've known Manny for many years, and the only woman he beds is Lady Justice". Unfortunately, as of press time, Murthalalala could not be contacted. The men, who, for now, wish to keep their identities private, are all in stable condition. It remains unclear if legal action will be taken. Mulla Holland, ABC News”
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Jun 5, 2008 6:49 AM Poor Henny grew tired of his time at home. Ester, aside from being a surreptitious schemer, was terrifically lazy. Not only did he have to iron his own clothes, Henny was also required to press n' mend Esther's extensive collection of nylon toesocks- no easy task, even for the most practiced iron slinger. Discontented, Henny dipped his mending finger into a comforting jar of JIF. Sensing his restlessness, Ester kissed Henny in a fit of placatory fakery. Violently allergic to peanuts, she wondered how much longer she'd have to tolerate the taste of his JIF stained lips. She longed for her heart's true desire- a man who focused less on nuts and more on an ineffable brand of evil & eyebrows...a man named Manial Massey. Of course, Ester knew that Manial loved none more than himself, and desired only the cold caress of a success that comes at any cost. But his luxurious unibrow, charming snarl and penchant for finely flocked fezzes swooned the logic right out of her. Meanwhile, Fluorine Findalay, a girl with an overabundant affection for jam, stared down at Henny from her lonely upper-level window pane...
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	May 29, 2008 4:58 AM Henny, blinded by the sweet squish of love n' comfort, wiled away his days by sitting in his fancy chair, listening to his fancy Frank Sinatra dance mixes and eating holiday M & Ms, with careful attention paid to avoiding those of green color. Everyone who was anyone knew that Ester Murthalalala was a conniver of epic scale, but alas, poor Henny was too drunk with the sugary nectar of complacency to notice. Meanwhile, in a stunning bout of parallelism, another man, one across town, sat in a fancy chair. This particular fellow swilled ice cold bourbon while listening to the smooth sound of his diabolical machinations going to work. He was Manial Massey, unibrowed lawyer, and the man currently ruling town with a half-clenched iron fist. But all that was soon to change, as his plan for full-force, weapons-grade clenching neared materialization... While fiendishly wiggling his toes beneath the confines of his monogrammed man-slippers, Manny cogitated silently. "I truly am the man behind the curtain..." he thought, before noticing that the non-metaphorical draperies in his study looked a bit dingy. He summoned his servant-boy, Ianurtle Rothwilly, who arrived with washboard in tow. As was usual, Ianurtle would have no rest that night.
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	May 24, 2008 8:22 AM Indeed, the dulcet tones of TOES can cannily turn even the most mortal of foes into bestest buds. Witness the transformative effect TOES has had on such fiercely fought rivalries as Hamilton/Burr, Mozart/Salieri, Alien/Predator and Brimley/Lynes...all once bitter opponents, now reunited- and it feels so good! Now you can take the magic home, with TOES' newest release- "The Power of TOES". On this, their 43.76th studio album, TOES unleashes their most jaw-dropping, heart-wrenching, hyperbole-inspiring work to date. So pick up the album Rolling Stone calls "a vaguely musical collection of cacophony not quite dissonant enough to cause actual physical damage to the ear canal"! Available June 17th at a truck stop, flea market, seedy street corner, back of a van or Wal-Mart near you! Bring in this ad, and you'll get an official TOES air freshener and a Korean bootleg of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- FREE!
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Apr 26, 2008 7:27 AM Just as Arthur has Excalibur, Thor has Mjolnir, and Mario has those little fireball things, Wilford Brimley deftly wields his weapons of oatmeal, discounted medical supplies, and good old fashioned Americana. So deftly, in fact, that his ass, sizeable as it may be, is rendered invulnerable to all forms of kickery.
upholstered footstoolRuby Gordon	Apr 23, 2008 5:43 AM According to Wilford Brimley, you may be eligible to receive a nebulizer at little to no cost!
St. Swithun	Apr 5, 2008 3:52 AM
The Durums	Apr 1, 2008 5:47 PM Cheers HUNGNESS!!! yu songs are well good guys,best wishes and have a blossoming spring, PeteC:
brian jonestown massacrebrian jonestown massacre Anton alfred newcombe fjordson	Jan 3, 2008 9:55 AM can't respond to you via mail as they blink it out. i believe in america and liberty. watch your ass as it's getting rough. but really,bloomberg would be a wise choice aswell as i follow the money/ be well and watching. i vote with foot and fist and cash. liberty, a.
Vocal Brush	Sep 24, 2007 4:58 AM Thanks..I love your tunes! peace:)
Delvin ShadeTerry McClain	Sep 9, 2007 4:52 PM Man, I thought I was a band whore. We should get at eleventy eleventh project going or something. Great tunes all around with all your projects...man...Tony Levin AND Jerry Marotta, ouch. T Mac
GEMRUBIES	Aug 19, 2007 2:27 PM feeling full of love and inspiration. Hungness, get ready.
The Satyrswitch	Jun 19, 2007 4:53 PM got the cds! I don't know if I told you yet. But they are awesome! I have been listening alot to KMM alot
Gregory Paul / Matewan	May 29, 2007 2:13 AM Ron Paul, Brannon Paul, Gregory Paul for 2008!
cholo	May 16, 2007 3:06 PM HUNGNESS, a belated thanks for listening to our new tunes and not discarding our message. I'm liking "You". -cholo cholomusic.com
GEMRUBIES	May 13, 2007 12:51 PM Wow, Meg Ruby is HOT! and thinner than I remember. Interesting...my, how people change.
Tween Deck2	Apr 20, 2007 3:35 PM Thanx for connecting ! Rushing....is GREAT !
Copyright © 2009	Mar 20, 2007 1:37 AM uuuuhhhh...rushing is very very nice...well done Mr.B
Kyzmit	Jan 16, 2007 7:22 AM Since I'm never in Rochester anymore, I think you need to come play down in Corning. You play, I will come. I promise. The rest of the crowd may be rednecks, but I'll be there. Really. Promise. Yeah... so you really don't want to play Corning.
ScottScott Parise	Dec 31, 2006 8:03 PM Good Stuff Guys.
Comets Ov Cupid	Nov 15, 2006 7:54 PM Love the new Oblivion Ensemble site!
MY daughter is NUMBER O…Veronica's Mommy	Nov 13, 2006 4:42 AM damnit, show listings??
MY daughter is NUMBER O…Veronica's Mommy	Sep 5, 2006 11:22 PM though i havent gotten to see you guys play for a bit now, im still a fan over here...hope i see y'all again soon! :) what's with the new name by the way?
Comets Ov Cupid	Aug 22, 2006 10:47 PM skronk ethereal
ally	Jul 12, 2006 11:38 PM when are you bitches coming back to nyc? i got a new apartment! no more crappy basement!
CAITOCaitlin Frederickson	Jul 9, 2006 7:37 AM Your music is far out. I like it :)
NY Redhead	Jul 4, 2006 2:37 AM Have a Happy 4th :-)
Julie Snail	Jun 3, 2006 7:46 PM Neat.
Jady Lisa	Jun 3, 2006 12:31 PM Saw u guys last night at Water Street, U sounded so damn good! I loved ur set and will diffinetly be at the next show at Bug Jar. Fotgot to pick up a disc at the show, my bad lol Jady
Tim Avery Demo Site	May 15, 2006 8:51 PM Funky & Fresh! Keep it up, Tim Avery <><
Alava	May 10, 2006 7:34 PM Thanks for finding us. Dig your tunes. Trippy stuff. - Melisa
Chumprock	May 3, 2006 5:42 PM You know, I don't normally accept random invite requests, but damn, them's good listenin.
NY Redhead	Feb 27, 2006 12:53 PM Thanks for the add, guys :-) It's so cool I found ya on myspace....I'm a former student of Jeff's. Tell him I said hi :-) Keep up the awesome work! Cheryl
Victor Furious and the …	Feb 14, 2006 8:48 PM Nice stuff guys, insert my random comment about doing something else on monday here... Thanks for checking us out!
cholo	Feb 13, 2006 2:21 PM you make me want to do LSD. THanks for the add. -cholo cholomusic.com
Mindy Misty	Feb 8, 2006 12:03 PM Awright.- cool music. Please don't kill yourselves on monday.
Almost Certain Death	Feb 8, 2006 5:07 AM thanks for the add, sweet guitar sounds.....
Mifos	Jan 19, 2006 6:32 PM Sweet shit...

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