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MalMallorie McKernan

Nov 2, 2009 10:54 AM

Yes! I saw you in Long Beach with Joel McHale and have been a huge fan since. Now I live in Kansas City and found out you're here! See you Sunday!
Girl in green - and the…

Nov 2, 2009 10:54 AM

Happy Halloween!!
TJTaylor Goodman

Oct 17, 2009 6:02 PM

saw your stuff on comcast on demand it was awesome.
so how did you get started on your comedy?
Saucimus Maximus

Sep 17, 2009 1:14 AM

hey get an effin tour section up on your page so i can go see you. you're fuckin hilarious
[delilah]Judy Nails Online Now!

Sep 12, 2009 8:03 PM

Ur so hott!
Jacquelyn Burns Music!!!

Aug 29, 2009 9:18 AM

:P
Stupid Flanders

Aug 23, 2009 6:55 PM

It was great meeting you last night. The jam session was awesome!!!

Veg
JRJR Thomason

Aug 23, 2009 6:55 PM

you're hilarious.
come to louisville, ky.
*Countrygirl*Tracy Ocon

Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM

Hey Chris! Thanks for the add....I seen your stand-up comedy act on Comedy Central...OMG you are so fucking hilarious!!!! You def have a great talent!! Thanks for making me laugh....Good luck in your comedy career!!!! Have a great day!! Muah
Girl in green - and the…

Aug 15, 2009 10:58 PM

Chris!
Speedracer

Jul 29, 2009 2:25 AM

Can't wait to see you again, you were just here in B.R. not to long ago, but you need to come back!!! You rock the stage!!
Clay Harned

Jul 29, 2009 2:25 AM

I just caught your Comedy Central Presents the other night. Very funny stuff too, especially a couple beers deep. You need to come to Louisville to the Improv down on 4th Street Live (a grouping of about 12 bars right next to each other) It's a good venue.

Later brotha,

Clay H.
manda

Jul 28, 2009 6:54 AM

Heyo, so the other day I was smoking a bee zee and watching comedy central. I almost turned the channel 'cause the other comedian wasn't funny. Then you came on and enhanced my bowl smoking experience. Way to have a sense of humor :]
SaraSara Asbury

Jul 28, 2009 4:42 AM

Hey,
I found on you Comedy Central and about pissed my pants from your stand up! awesome show, keep up the good work!! oh and you aren't ugly, lol, you're tooo cute :) hope to see some more stuff soon!
Sara
JodieJodie Flandinette

Jul 20, 2009 2:38 PM

well ac is right up our allies so do let me know when you're coming out this way- we'll be sure to come out. we'll even buy you a drink.. or smoke a jay with ya. whichever you so choose.
JodieJodie Flandinette

Jul 18, 2009 7:00 PM

You've got to hop a plane and come to Philly sir. I recently saw your special and even though I was seriously baked- I still knew that I was laughing my ass off because you were painfully hilarious. Good show.
Kimi

Jul 10, 2009 8:34 PM

Hey Chris, just saw that we are "myspace friends" now.
I'm HAPPY! : ) K.
REVEALTravis Swanson

Jul 6, 2009 6:23 PM



Try to make it to Mosaic Thursday night if you can.
♥✄♥Ms. Monica♥✄♥

Jul 4, 2009 9:20 PM

i would be a virgin too if every time i showered i ripped off my epidermis...lmao you are soooo friggin hilarious!!! Where can i buy a dvd of your stand up??
Mark Slaughter

Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM

Thanks for your friendship and support! Hope all is rockin' in your world!

Have a blessed week,
Mark
♥ shannon ♥

Jun 21, 2009 2:36 AM

It was great seeing you in the Manchester mall again!! Enjoy the Fairfield and the food court.
JimmyJimmy Moriarty

May 27, 2009 5:40 AM

can you please come to mass?!?!
PhilPhil Jaffe

May 27, 2009 1:38 AM

thanks bro. and how'd you get your start? other than lcs?
PhilPhil Jaffe

May 25, 2009 1:48 PM

yo dude love your shit but i was wonderin what kind of advice type stuff you could give for somebody who wants to be a comedian? i swear when i'm rich and famous i'll give you credit for makin me famous.. thanks and keep doin what you do
Jayson

May 22, 2009 11:50 AM

Thanks for the Add Chris...hope to see you up the road somewhere...God Bless
Kristen

May 5, 2009 5:24 AM

Awesome job at the Venue on Saturday :)
Greg Frank

Apr 27, 2009 5:57 AM

I saw a little girl, after being disciplined, stick her tongue out at her Dad & later said "I wasn't sticking my tongue out at you, I was trying to lick my face.
"

:-)

Have a great week
Chippy-Cabra Zero

Apr 20, 2009 9:21 PM

Happy 420! Glad u have the day off.
DC

Apr 16, 2009 5:22 AM

Portland! It has all you need~
Big Al, the Limo GuyAlan Neuls

Apr 13, 2009 9:20 PM

I will be there Friday night. Can't wait.
wringwring leader

Apr 11, 2009 2:15 PM

you are one funny fucker
still laughin

wL
stonr productions

Apr 10, 2009 12:01 AM

Cant wait to see you in ST.
LOUIS!!!!!!!
LanaLana Hill

Mar 30, 2009 7:24 PM

Hey, I caught Josh Blue's comedy special this past weekend. Very funny.
Are you writing his material now?
Bless your heart!

Mar 24, 2009 8:14 PM

Hey man I will see ya soon.

I am ready to laugh

Dave
Steven

Mar 22, 2009 9:38 PM

Hey Chris - I saw your CCP a few weeks ago and was in tears the entire time. Very funny, man. I feel like I've been missing out, but I'm making up for it by spreading the word of Chris Porter to everyone I meet. Peace.
John[Zombie!]

Mar 18, 2009 12:58 AM

yo, i was stoned at my bros house babysitting his kid and saw your comedy central presents and it made it so worth it! you were funny as hell on LCS too, haha. peace dude, keep up the good work.
this buds for you haha
LClindsay Claxton

Mar 13, 2009 7:22 PM

You've made me laugh so hard one time I serious thought my head or something was going to explode. It's like I was insanely laughing and then you said another fantastic thing.
Wow it was awesome! Thanks for that Chris Porter!
KellyKelly Vaughan

Mar 13, 2009 7:20 AM

Dude. How about another blog? Can't wait til you come back to the Irvine Inprov. I plan to harass them until they book you again.
babygirl™Nicole Micel

Mar 12, 2009 10:07 PM

why not chi-town? :(
teagan

Mar 11, 2009 8:27 PM

come to san francisco when you can!!!
Melrose

Mar 9, 2009 7:30 PM

6'5? I love tall man meat
Jason

Mar 6, 2009 5:29 AM

What's up man.. your a trip! Hope to catch ya live sometime, check out Comedy, TN in Memphis! It's the latest comedy club around here, hopefully it'll last.
I'm with ya on the "if you don't know who Led Zeppelin is" thing.. I dated a girl that said "oh,, ya mean Jimi Hendrix is not white?" That did not last long...
[mister]

Mar 4, 2009 11:04 PM

Mr. Porter! Sir, the new special is great. Hope you're doing well.
GeoffGeoff Lang

Mar 4, 2009 1:04 PM

yo man i saw ya on comedy central, that was sum funny shit ... You need to get your way out to Jersey ... alright man have a good one.
KathleenKathleen Williams

Mar 3, 2009 10:19 PM

So! Come on down to AUSTIN, TX!
Quzy Sue

Mar 3, 2009 8:25 PM

Loved the special! Hopefully one day you'll make it down here to Florida. :) I also LOVE the Black Crows tune on your page. Definitely in my top 3 favorite bands. Thanks for the laughs! I hope all is well.

Not sure why you would need a voice over talent but even still, check out my website if you get a chance. www. suzandervoice. com

Keep on keepin' on,
Suz
Sarah t as in tootleloo…

Mar 3, 2009 2:19 PM

dang boy ur hysterical!and u kind of remind me of my friend Benny from Valient Thorr...saw u will be in Asheville NC..a word of advice..grow a beard and u will fit right in..every dude there has one..theyr like..."i'm a mountain man now, gotta grow my beard out" haha, no seriously,you'll see=)
Apiphobia

Mar 3, 2009 5:50 PM

seen the special and it was brilliant! great job!
doug

Mar 3, 2009 5:34 AM

thanks for the add
i saw the comedy central show.
at first i was not felling it but you really turned it around, i am super critical of most comedians but you had me rolling with that bit about the rocks in the body wash..
you rock!
brooke

Mar 3, 2009 2:05 AM

Saw you for the first time on Comedy Central and I love you for these reasons you smoke pot, joked about xanex, encouraged mushrooms(thank god someone needs to advocate them) :) and mentioned led zeppelin quite a few times oh and you ended your show with peace and love.. I'm pretty sure..Really cool, finally someone who is well, original.
I then looked to see what your upcoming shows were and none were even close to NY what the hell?
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