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*Jess*

Nov 25, 2008 7:06 PM

were they in your bedroom? hmmmmm...?
xoxo
Just a little messica.

Sep 29, 2008 12:53 AM

Goober.
ஐღLindsayღஐLindsay McTaggart

Sep 9, 2008 5:28 AM

so0o0o i totally miss you already!!! our lovely drunken nights together!! ha ha... you need to come visit sometime... or if we head up there we'll have to get together!! =) it was fun!!
Tom Segura

Aug 29, 2008 2:57 PM

hi sweetness! glad you enjoyed my animal adventure, you silly little angel faced cooch monkey.
Jimbo slice

Dec 6, 2007 8:06 AM

skidooooooooooooooooo!!!
Casey

Dec 1, 2007 2:58 PM

whats up buddy.... how did that show for the gays go in NC? i hope you were funny this time..jk..im sure you killed it... that was the last i saw you... hope all is well..
stephenstephen christian

Nov 6, 2007 9:37 PM

hey. happy birthday.
soon.
-stephen
Nery Saenz

Oct 13, 2007 5:04 PM

Yo Patrick, it was great working with you last week. You are hilarious and impressivly talented. Hope to work with you again soon. Take care.

-Nery

WhatWasHisName.com

NerySaenz.com
Sonja

Jul 26, 2007 8:54 AM

<3 Sonja
BocaKiki

Jul 9, 2007 2:39 PM
Kara

Jun 18, 2007 4:20 AM

Hi Patrick!
Tara Napoli

Jun 11, 2007 4:41 AM

Hi Patrick :)

You're awesome!

xxtara napoli
Christina

Jun 10, 2007 8:45 AM

I miss you #1 friend!
J-nett

Jun 7, 2007 2:23 AM

Love the new pic, pumpkin! xoxox
Sonja

May 26, 2007 9:36 AM
BocaKiki

May 16, 2007 4:01 AM


Please go to www.peopleagainstcensorship.com and register.
BocaKiki

May 10, 2007 6:37 PM

How's the foot?
bruno

May 8, 2007 4:50 AM

I touched BAaaag!
Contessa

Apr 13, 2007 8:25 PM

Woohoo it is FRIDAY!! Time to get down hehe
Kelly

Apr 12, 2007 1:00 AM

So...tonight was a great night. Can't believe you slept through it...:-p
WILL I AM

Apr 10, 2007 3:07 AM

Your a fucking pro
Chef

Apr 6, 2007 3:55 PM

in the immortal words of Jimmy Bell......."suck my fucking cock"
J-nett

Apr 3, 2007 10:31 AM

myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics
Rane aka Gemini AceRane Pollock

Mar 27, 2007 3:33 AM

The mothafuckin' Soc!
J-nett

Mar 15, 2007 2:09 AM

...whatcha doin'?
LeeLee Montgomery

Mar 9, 2007 3:44 AM

I love fat funny people and Jameson. You are my everything!
Kelly

Mar 3, 2007 1:34 AM

I think it's funny that your top comedy title is "staying healthy." You should take your own advice :-p
the mighty ship

Feb 25, 2007 7:14 PM

You are the shiznit Patrick.
Carlysaurus Tex [mama]Carly Shilts

Feb 11, 2007 9:45 PM

zetus lapetus patrick.
Bert Kreischer

Feb 4, 2007 11:07 AM

I was talking to andy and she said she was totally into you, and that if you just got in your car, drove to her house in St. Louis, broke into her apartment, and waited for her on her couch reciting some of her material she would "totally give you a blow job"...Do it.
Just a little messica.

Feb 3, 2007 9:10 PM

It really works!!
Sh3iL@Sheila Suhar

Dec 20, 2006 9:13 PM

just wanted to say hi
!!!!!
Christina

Nov 21, 2006 10:22 PM

your such a smart ass!
Laura

Nov 9, 2006 1:05 AM

What's up Patrick? I never hear from you these days :(
~*Piper*~

Sep 16, 2006 8:52 PM

#1...I love your picture haha! Those rednecks sure can get creative if you let them!

#2...So I was regretibly at McDonalds today and when the girl asked me about my drink I literally bit my lip trying not to burst out laughing because she sounded EXACTLY like your bit! She even used the word 'sumins' ok so I can't spell dirty south ebonics, but you know what I mean. If I had your number, I would have called you right then and there! haha it was too funny!

It's been a while since I worked at Improv..I MISS YOU!!!
chris

Sep 9, 2006 8:57 AM

so this one time in the miami airport.........lol
Samalamadingdong

Sep 7, 2006 2:48 PM

ur crazy tator
TheDiva Rockin

Aug 28, 2006 7:06 AM

OMG Patrick -
Your new myspace is Fabulous!!! Totally HOTT!!

(Shit.. are you still using that profile tracker?)
Christina

Aug 21, 2006 7:06 PM

nice job this weekend! You were really funny
☼Little Miss.Sunshine☼Krista Kowalcky

Jul 31, 2006 3:12 PM

Thanks for making me smile today!
JOHNNY B

Jul 26, 2006 8:13 PM

OMG OMG !! IT REALLY WORKED!! thanks Tom! myyyyyyyyyyyyyspace.
Kara

Jul 13, 2006 10:41 PM

Patrick, the expo is on it's way...I do believe you are drinking some beers w/ me whether you like it or not.
joe

Jul 9, 2006 9:35 AM

Whenever I listen to the morning show on jrr I think of you as the dj. Its kinda weird. But I can so see you doing that one day.
jw.

Jul 1, 2006 7:40 AM

Just wanted to say, I thought the last show was totally eckard....
J-nett

Jun 27, 2006 10:55 PM

Hi pumpkin!
janetJanet Logan

Jun 13, 2006 10:28 PM

geeze....what are you like the heart-throb of pod casts? i need to get my own show so i can start pulling in the chicks like you...
TheDiva Rockin

Jun 10, 2006 10:04 PM

Hey Big Boy!
Hope you're having a good weekend. Lemme know when you have time to sit in on a three-way with Kitty, Brandi & I. I'll bring the hot fudge & whipped cream!
******Smoooches*******
Hello Kitty

Jun 2, 2006 1:05 AM

yeah...but Mr Cowhead is a MEAN mofo!
Cowhead

Jun 1, 2006 9:23 AM

Dude...my bad ...miss Kitty is a hotty !
J-nett

May 25, 2006 2:32 AM

I WILL GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HAPPY

BUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH UNTIL YOU THINK IT'S GONNA GET BETTER -

THEN I'LL COME BACK UP AND FUCK YOU LIKE NO OTHER.....

SINCERELY YOURS,
GAS PRICES

: )
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