John's Comment Board

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emily

Jun 25, 2008 2:36 PM

like, happy birthday.
or whatever.
Give Thanks

Apr 2, 2008 6:57 AM

ghost town.
Sasa

Nov 7, 2007 2:13 AM

hi!are we still going to hang out?
Henri Fabergé and The A…

Jun 28, 2007 1:37 PM

You fill me with a desire to squeeze my testicle betwixt thumb and forefinger until it pops.

hdf oxo
emily

Apr 17, 2007 2:16 AM

4am phone calls!
emily

Apr 5, 2007 4:36 AM

do you still exist?
ben

Mar 12, 2007 6:59 PM

the last time i saw you was really fun, and i was in great spirits. then i went home and something snapped and I turned aggro and berated a close friend over AIM who has been travling for 5 months and just wanted to reconnect with the comforts of home. so that says it all about me. lets hang soon, doye.
holly p.

Feb 23, 2007 6:06 PM

dude,
I'm gonna call you this weekend...
so I hope you're around.
I want to know how your dick is and how your soul is...so get ready.
love hp
emily

Jan 24, 2007 7:38 PM

nice headline. though you might consider replacing "skateboard" with "ride a bmx"
Naomi

Jan 19, 2007 6:54 PM

hello! i'm back in the city. if you're not too busy with the dixie chicks let's get together sometime
Give Thanks

Jan 8, 2007 12:11 AM

Happy New Year broski. Doin well?
holly p.

Jan 4, 2007 9:55 PM

hey!
It's 2007 and inessa and i are hanging in hawaii framing our jeans and dreaming about slipping a finger each into your ass. hey 2007 the year where dreams come true???
love holly and inessa
p.s. we are subtlely asking if we can slip a finger each into your ass.
holly p.

Dec 30, 2006 11:05 PM

I miss you inside of me...
inside of my heart, you sick fuck. now get out your dick and do me already! will i ever see you again?
love hp
holly p.

Nov 1, 2006 8:05 PM

dude.
I think of you every time I take a shit. Which is about 1 1/2 times a day. So know that i shit and that i miss you.
love holly p.
InessaInessa Frantowski

Oct 20, 2006 6:58 AM

i miss binging and purging with you.
holly p.

Oct 19, 2006 4:52 PM

you know what time it is?
time to bang.
so come back to toronto soon.
i'll pretend i'm sleeping and you pretend you want a relationship with me and everyone will be happy.
love holly p.
Jamie King

Oct 6, 2006 6:24 PM

Your myspace page is the number one result when I google "ortved". Either you're the most famous person I know or you have a strange name. Anyway, I was trying to find out if in Danish it's spelled with a big slash through the O. If so you should start signing your name "Johnny O" with a big slash through the O. Get it? Danish. Anyway, this is the kind of crap I should be sending to you in an instant message so your other friends don't have to read it. Unfortunately I have deposed the former president of your fan club and I am now turning your comments section into a discussion forum for all things Ortved-related.
Jamie King

Oct 6, 2006 6:16 PM

John's not accepting instant messages. In my emotional state that's not the kind of thing I want to be hearing. Fortunately there were only 3 Valium left in the bottle when I found out.
ben

Oct 5, 2006 4:46 AM

buy my mixtape!
holly p.

Sep 20, 2006 3:21 PM

it's just not the same without you here.
come back soon.
this time be ready to do Inessa and I at the same time, okay?
it's so cool you have two dicks.
two beautiful dicks!
love hp
Mr. Pibb + Jose = Crazy…

Sep 18, 2006 5:39 AM

John and I made a new friend this week. He's awfully particular!
InessaInessa Frantowski

Sep 11, 2006 6:00 PM

nohomo, that dick sucking party you invited me to was awesome.
holly p.

Sep 7, 2006 6:14 AM

U R Kinda a big deal.

love holly p.
InessaInessa Frantowski

Sep 1, 2006 5:58 AM

At least I found out what the "O" stands for ladies!
holly p.

Aug 30, 2006 5:59 PM

thanks so much for showing us NYC.
you are one hell of a host J.O.
i guess i just expected more sex with homeless dudes. but i still had fun.
love holly p.
Shap

Aug 17, 2006 8:21 PM

Hey Jon-
How's it going? How was the shake shack last night? Movie Reccomendation: Terrorists
Hard to find, maybe only on netflix.
Wing Beat

Jul 6, 2006 6:11 PM

MYSPACE WAR!!

A few days ago, John wrote this in my profile:
>I like it that you put "I don't want kids" on >your profile. I'm fairly certain your non->existent children are pretty happy about that >fact. You would make possibly the worst >parent imaginable.

However, I think that John's rocky childhood and residual issues have perhaps blinded him to the possibility that I will be a really good dad. Here's a joke: What's the hardest thing about learning to rollerblade? Telling your dad you're gay!

Also, I hope that John doesn't see my body type is "More to love."
emily

Jul 5, 2006 7:01 PM

i'm going to toronto tomorrow!
Tinky Tona

Jun 29, 2006 5:17 PM

happy birthday dearest john. we hope it was a good one. we will celebrate soon. soon. xoxo t & t
raggamuffin

Jun 27, 2006 2:45 PM

How short are you? xxx
Wing Beat

Jun 27, 2006 3:05 AM

When I turned 20, John gave me a roughly cut 2"x4" which read, "You talk the best shit of anyone I know." I think he gave it as a joke but it is basically the best gift I have ever gotten.

Also, I don't disbelieve the scientology thing one bit.
Don Kerr

Jun 24, 2006 8:57 PM

Happy Birthday John! the poet laureate of rock & roll.
one big bear hug coming your way....
simon W

May 23, 2006 8:41 PM

eats glass courageously
Mr. Pibb + Jose = Crazy…

Apr 15, 2006 9:55 PM
alison p

Mar 27, 2006 10:12 PM

You are a fat whore. And Sky High is a wonderful film. Superheroes at school? Come on. And Kurt Russell to boot!
Naomi

Mar 14, 2006 2:50 PM

can you please stop being so highfalutin and let me be gay in paris?
ill be back in new york on sunday. ill straighten out then.
raggamuffin

Feb 24, 2006 9:58 PM

Neeli neeli ambar par,
Chand jab aye,
Pyar bar saye,
Humko tarsaye,
Aisa koi premi ho, aisa koi dewana ho;
Piyas dil ke bhuja jaye.
raggamuffin

Feb 24, 2006 11:48 AM

Thanking you for the add <3 xxx
Henri Fabergé and The A…

Feb 10, 2006 5:08 PM

Wow, Johnny-O, your arms look MARVELOUS in that pic LOL! I can't believe you're just casually getting something out of your bag, it looks like you've practiced posing and perfecting the instinctive-muscle-flex-without-trying-to-flex in the mirror for hours and hours and hours, but really it's just the way those fantastic arms look all the time. Drool drool!

hf oxoxo
kristen

Feb 2, 2006 2:58 PM

my cat is not retarded...she's just bitchy....
Anouk

Jan 30, 2006 5:33 PM

Allie says you would fit in really well at the country club in Georgia...
Crossway Worship Band

Jan 26, 2006 9:42 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!
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darryl

Jan 23, 2006 11:44 PM

SMOKE ON IT BABY!
K-Serkelly-sue O'connor

Nov 26, 2005 2:54 PM

i finally met you. but you disappeared and i hardly saw you at all. somehow i think we will meet again though.
Henri Fabergé and The A…

Nov 19, 2005 5:16 PM

As our poet laureate, Johnn-yO has painted a portrait of the world in such magnificent colours, we may finally glimpse it through his eyes. Or, at least, he used to; last night he fessed up that "my poetry sucks, you know I'm only interested in the ladies."

Still...such poetic honesty.
simon W

Nov 14, 2005 6:31 AM

it is a privledge for me to give john his first myspace comment...despite his poor taste in blazers.
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