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Life is what you make it

Mar 17, 2007 6:40 PM

myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics
Miss. Adriana Ortiz Vel…Maria Velasquez

Nov 27, 2005 11:11 PM

WHAT'S MINNIE WITHOUT MICKEY? WHAT'S TIGGER WITHOUT POOH? WHAT'S PATRICK WITHOUT SPONGEBOB? WHAT'S ME WITHOUT YOU.
*SEND THIS TO FRIENDS YOU NEVER WANNA LOSE*
Miss. Adriana Ortiz Vel…Maria Velasquez

Oct 18, 2005 12:02 PM

Hilarious Sexual Facts.

(Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
(A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.

(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
(A.) So men can be open minded.

(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
(A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

(Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
(A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

(Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

(Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"

(Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
(A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
(A.) One of his fingers is clean.

(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

(Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
(A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
Miss. Adriana Ortiz Vel…Maria Velasquez

Oct 5, 2005 2:10 AM
MJ

Sep 24, 2005 4:38 AM

wuttup!!!! miss u lots bro cant wait to see u again
Yella baby*

Sep 24, 2005 12:21 AM

Phillll!
hahah wut's rele goood homie?
man i wanted to b the person to pop
your comment cherry...
it would have brought us closer..*
oh well
hahahha well just wanted to stop by
and leave summm..
♥LUV♥
much luv for u.... can't wait till u
come back ... ur my fav white boy
hahah
b eazzi*
*D*
Miss. Adriana Ortiz Vel…Maria Velasquez

Sep 23, 2005 1:19 PM

let me be ur first to comment well in other words i am goin to pop ur myspace carry hahah well its been poped by the one the only ME.mmmmmmuuuuaahhh


lov ya ur girl maria
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