Matt DeBenedictis's Comment Board

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jams.Jammie Workman

Feb 1, 2009 1:27 PM

i had a dream you got married by frank zappa.
Dietsch

Jan 5, 2009 11:08 PM

oh my god! patton's Statham blog.......... funny as hell
RadialRadial Cafe

Dec 19, 2008 3:46 PM

Happy Birthday! Check your private messages for a special birthday gift from Radial. :)
jams.Jammie Workman

Nov 17, 2008 7:38 PM

for a brief moment you showed to be now dubbed as just "dictis" and i laughed greatly at this , but i suppose it was just my computer being lame.
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Nov 5, 2008 8:15 PM

dude, it's half off fried bologna sandwiches at my house tonight
The Realtime Digimob

Oct 28, 2008 6:02 PM

how was the sandwich? how is live?-andrew
Dietsch

Oct 20, 2008 3:33 AM

I know. I saw your cock and got jealous. I thought it was so big. I wanted to touch your cock, but thought it would anger you.
The Highgears

Oct 17, 2008 3:46 AM

Matt, thanks for finding us! We're glad to see that you are doing well.
Keep in touch!

'Save These Boys' - Free the WM3!
mamma b

Oct 11, 2008 7:53 PM

yes they are. thanks for asking.
Дэниел

Oct 9, 2008 5:15 PM

i associate some of the greatest memories of my life with this photo... i hear ya on that one xMSDx...
Daniel Gleason

Oct 8, 2008 5:54 PM

heck ya man, lets do it. we're playing a free show at star on the 16th with manchester orchestra. you should come out to that. also send me your number, my phone got stolen so i lost it.
jams.Jammie Workman

Sep 9, 2008 5:18 PM

Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Aug 24, 2008 9:07 PM

let our battle cry be "alright-alright"
JafarJafar Green

Aug 24, 2008 4:52 PM

gimme yo digits son.
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Aug 23, 2008 7:19 PM

well... let me join you in battle my dear friend, in the front lines, as we take his Malibu Beachhouse by storm
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Aug 21, 2008 11:04 PM

we are just pawns in the McConaughey word
jams.Jammie Workman

Aug 17, 2008 7:00 AM

have you seen forgetting sarah marshall yet?

vampire puppet rock opera.
jams.Jammie Workman

Jul 21, 2008 5:21 AM

i saw a shirt somewhere the other day that said , "sex drugs and christian rock"
♪Jaime♪Jaime Patterson

Jul 5, 2008 2:00 PM

what the hell happened!?
jams.Jammie Workman

Jul 3, 2008 3:24 PM

i share your same very long sentiments in regards to dr's.

feel better sir.
jams.Jammie Workman

Jun 30, 2008 7:45 PM

because it's just that great!!!!!!
Anne

Jun 25, 2008 11:49 PM

oh, also! Close your eyes, I'm about to pull some harsh sh*t!
jams.Jammie Workman

Jun 24, 2008 5:26 AM

matthew
you must look into dino porn.
that's all.
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Jun 10, 2008 7:15 PM

I heard about this, I have written murder ballads about killing my true love with a whipped cream dispenser... so sad, so creamy
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Jun 8, 2008 5:14 PM

I had a dream where we killed a man because he made better latte art than us

a man can only be tested by his latte art
JafarJafar Green

Jun 7, 2008 4:07 AM

got the care package yesterday. the book is amazing.
♪Jaime♪Jaime Patterson

Jun 3, 2008 4:38 AM

your book will soon be in my awesome hands....

expect pictures with extreme joy on my face! :)
jams.Jammie Workman

May 14, 2008 5:10 AM

i want the same machine, only i want to live in the universe i've created in my head which is a combination of tv shows, movies and books, starring me! of course.
Adam Baker.Adam Baker

May 12, 2008 4:55 PM

Well, thanks, duder.
Hope you're well.
jams.Jammie Workman

May 9, 2008 5:46 PM

i don't think you'll be nearly as excited about this as i am, but the revival tour, chuck ragan , ben nichols and tim barry, oh YES!
jeeef

May 9, 2008 3:35 AM

matt, don't you know that only MOONSHINE makes migraines go away?!
Kail

May 9, 2008 2:23 AM


Thanks for the add! I hope you like my music and I hope you'll download my new album "Humor Songs" for FREE from my website Kail Online! Share it with your friends! I believe in free music for the fans!

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-Kail
William James

May 5, 2008 12:35 AM

Matt, haven't talked with you in a while.
How goes it?
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

May 1, 2008 6:35 PM

it would explain why there is alot of guitars on that record
Daniel W.Daniel W. White

Apr 25, 2008 2:46 AM

WHOA. I just saw you were back on here.
Miss ya dude!
William James

Apr 17, 2008 2:53 PM

Hey man, good luck tomorrow. Lemme know how it goes!

One of these fine days, you and I will share a stage...true story
Johnny

Apr 16, 2008 6:52 PM

Dude,

Do you have aim?

mine is: johnnyrockyoface

word.
jams.Jammie Workman

Apr 12, 2008 8:20 AM

shit happens, but sometimes good shit happens too.
jams.Jammie Workman

Apr 11, 2008 3:26 AM

"where the fiddle carries the melodies directly to God."

i fucking love this line. brilliant and beautiful.

the article was good too.
Dietsch

Apr 7, 2008 1:00 PM

fucking my way to glory
Mattie, Penny, and Xand…

Apr 2, 2008 3:11 PM

lolcats funny cat pictures
The Realtime Digimob

Mar 30, 2008 3:38 AM

Digithanks
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Janelle

Mar 25, 2008 4:00 PM

Wow! my tattoo advisor and mentor comes alive on myspace!! How have you been?
JafarJafar Green

Mar 25, 2008 9:27 AM

24 topless mexican restaurant....., how did you know of my secret dreams and fantasies?
Mr. Jaybird GoodyJason Goodwin

Mar 24, 2008 2:10 PM

Jay: You're f**ing kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?
Brodie: All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.
Jay: He's f**ing dead!
Brodie: Oh let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.

T.S. Quint: What the hell happened?
Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.
Brodie: I had it coming.
---Mall Rats (1995)
Chris Ammons

Mar 16, 2008 4:07 PM

No Joke!
I saw them recently & you will be glad to know that live they had the legs on the keyboards & they lit up in different colors to the music.
Also, I think that might be the best record on 2007. (or at the very least top 2)
Brian Bannon

Mar 9, 2008 3:35 AM

Bill Taft runs a cool show called An Evening with the Garbagemen where readers are encouraged to read Supershort 1 page stories, memoirs or found literature. It has been at A Cappella Books but I think the next night is in late April at the Star Bar.

Check A Cappella's website for info.

You can always start a night somewhere. (I've started a couple comedy open mics, but they tend to get aggressive and bitchy too, so I go back to just signing up.)
Brian Bannon

Mar 8, 2008 12:52 PM

Hiya new pal,

I used to know a Matt DeSanctus. He was kind of religious but not as long-winded as Matt DeCredo nor as repetitive as Matt DeAgnus Dei.

I see you write. Looks like another blog to add to my reader. I try to write from time to time and not just vulgar sex jokes for the drunks at the Star Bar. Sometimes they are vulgar Catholic jokes.

Maybe we will run into each other at one of the non-poetry spoken word nights around town. (I am a little too mild-mannered to slam.)

I'll check out your blog sometime soon.

Dona nobis pacem.
Matt Besser

Mar 7, 2008 6:17 PM

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