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Autumn

Dec 1, 2009 3:31 AM

Jesus. I couln't even watch the whole thing.

Now... How's about you get in the kitchen and make me some pie?
LoLo

Nov 28, 2009 7:04 AM

kinda outback land.  More like nampa. at my sisters house. her fuckin dog ate my shoe and i will have my revenge...
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 26, 2009 5:13 AM

i have no idea of what you speak.
Phyllis Schlafly

Nov 23, 2009 11:57 PM

I won't eat your turkey, but you can stimulate my cameltoe under the mistletoe.
Vanilla GorillaStay True Eighty Two

Nov 22, 2009 11:42 PM

good, thats what i was shooting for.
LoLo

Nov 22, 2009 7:32 AM

its cool. we cancers need to stick together. ps are we going to the buffalo tomorrow? Im in need...
that Dana girl

Nov 17, 2009 3:50 PM

o my god, i can? Are u serious? You know, that information changed my whole life around. Thank u so much.
Autumn

Nov 12, 2009 11:32 PM

Yeah my dad said that a lot too, but my favorite was, "Look at this mess! You have shit scattered from Hell to breakfast!"

"But Daddy... Breakfast is not a destination?"
LoLo

Nov 12, 2009 7:05 PM

hoy crap dude that was amazing! Pharrel-esque in a good way. I wanna make videos like that.  And learn how to play plastic cups...
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 12, 2009 6:42 AM

monopoly money...good thought. think it will work? i used to work for inclusion south. i should probably remove that...
HedonismBotChris Sutton

Nov 12, 2009 6:27 AM

I'm afraid the divide is doomed... I am hoping to make it down for Christmas, but Thanksgiving is a no go. I have to work :( How's it going down in the badlands of CompTwin?

I'm working on a new C# program for one of my classes that has a lot of little cartoon characters interacting and explores collision detection. I think with the knowledge I'm gaining this quarter Butt Sex & Triggers may get a full upgrade at the end of the year :D
...NLaS...Nick Schenk

Nov 11, 2009 9:32 PM

Brian Your ears are so soft!!!!! Ho ho how you doin that?
Phyllis Schlafly

Nov 9, 2009 9:21 PM
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 8, 2009 4:06 AM

ha ha, well that is also very unfortunate. poor ken and his lack of genetalia. but what do you do? buy a convertable i guess...
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 7, 2009 11:04 PM

im upset that i didnt get a convertable.
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM

no :( way to bring it up...
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 5, 2009 5:49 AM

i was barbie...but close.
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 4, 2009 7:15 PM

oh no!!! thats terrible. i think i had a touch of that a couple weeks ago. did you have a good halloween?
AlexAlex Gray

Nov 4, 2009 1:39 AM

i was over there the other night. where were you? hmmmm?
LoLo

Oct 30, 2009 5:00 AM

Hey Trex, I am Wonder Woman! Wooo! What are you going to be for halloween? I think you should be brock sampson. Just a thought....
JillJill Hosman

Oct 29, 2009 10:28 PM

Hey, I'll get back on it!!! my box has been empty way too long. - I thought you had another album about done. is that finished yet? I think I heard some of the songs but I know there's more. It's good to hear from you, take it easy! :)
AlexAlex Gray

Oct 29, 2009 6:34 AM

i really wasnt...i promise...
Autumn

Oct 23, 2009 5:39 PM

It's true! You can't touch alcohol, yet you have a hangover every day. I don't understand.

He's trying to stay out of jail, for real this time. I don't know if you looked into the message I sent you, but he got arrested for kicking a brass Book of Mormon out of the hands of a brass Brigham Young. And for public intox, but that goes without saying. Do you still have his number?
AlexAlex Gray

Oct 22, 2009 1:32 AM

wow, who knew all of them (and your man batter?) would mesh so very well.
Autumn

Oct 22, 2009 12:36 AM

Easy is my middle name!

'Kay wait, no it isn't.


Could we just fast forward maybe? Preferably to February? Because I would like a beer or 10.
Danielle [dayum!]

Oct 20, 2009 7:49 PM

You know, you could text me too. lol
Autumn

Oct 16, 2009 10:57 PM

If you say so. But couldn't we just sleep through it?
Phyllis Schlafly

Sep 29, 2009 9:35 PM



This video pretty much sums up the 90s for me.
Phyllis Schlafly

Sep 23, 2009 6:03 PM
beavis christ

Sep 10, 2009 2:24 AM

What up cock bag
Danielle [dayum!]

Sep 7, 2009 10:55 PM

No, no of course not. But when are you going to fix your phone?!?! And you may not think you are mean but not texting me back is pretty homo. lol
Danielle [dayum!]

Sep 6, 2009 7:26 AM

Lol you know whats funny? I did! And also texted you asking if you got laid on your date. With noooo answer. But thanks!
self destructive

Sep 1, 2009 8:25 PM

why thank you i thought so too.. i cropped it to look like that
Phyllis Schlafly

Aug 28, 2009 6:56 PM

I want my poems to be the straps which hold you reined in a dark, damp cellar.
NAUSEA - the movie

Aug 19, 2009 4:50 AM

positive

"poetry requires writers to keep line breaks in tact." -thusly
"Place period at the end OF LINE NUMBER(S)" -we are not using those

you forget i attended 3 years of english classes with an emphasis on technical writing... wether i write technically in a "myspace comment" is beside the point. But, when i actually care; i know what i am doing. Not that 3 years means jack diddly... cause it doesn't.

proof reader? not in this case.
self destructive

Aug 11, 2009 12:05 AM

i would love to hear the long story lol
HedonismBotChris Sutton

Aug 5, 2009 10:17 AM

I used a picture from your album to create my new profile pic. Let me know what you think.
Phyllis Schlafly

Aug 4, 2009 5:25 PM

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oy vey ride the hay!
that Dana girl

Jul 26, 2009 7:26 AM

I'm not a policeman; I'm a princess! Hell ya I'm stuck up. But you looove it.
Phyllis Schlafly

Jul 24, 2009 6:06 AM



I love you.
✮StarLite✮ Stephanie Hilarides

Jul 19, 2009 9:30 PM

Yeah yeah..lol that was me...haha ive been good. Just working alot...how you been ducky? I miss those discovery research days. Lol
✮StarLite✮ Stephanie Hilarides

Jul 17, 2009 3:32 AM

Ducky.....is that you?..lol i thinks thats.what we used to call you. Hahahaha
Phyllis Schlafly

Jun 26, 2009 5:47 PM

I stoled these off some website. Enjoy.

"Nobody is taking Michael’s death harder than Ryan O’Neal."

"Michael Jackson’s body finally caught up with his nose."

"Okay Ahmadinejad, NOW!!!!!!"

"Farah Fawcett dispatched to keep David Carradine from strangling Ed McMahon? Seems like an odd choice, but Charlie works in mysterious ways."

"Farrah Fawcett’s rotted anus is furious that Michael Jackson’s striped penis has stolen her thunder."

"Two stars dead. One was the dream of adolescent boys everywhere. The other dreamed of adolescent boys everywhere."

"Come on white folks? How come when a brotha dies it don’t get all this attention?"

"Sad day for music fans. Good day for children everywhere."

"He’s molesting angels now."

"Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke."

"Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service."

"McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger: 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns."

"When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

"Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. …Er or was it a five-year old wiener?"

"Fifty kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff."

"Michael Jackson’s legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change."

"It has been reported on the “Angels News” Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they don’t accept plastic."
Phyllis Schlafly

Jun 15, 2009 8:10 PM
that Dana girl

Jun 3, 2009 5:51 AM

Ha now you got me curious. But no fortune,  really?
that Dana girl

May 19, 2009 2:53 AM

You know, that is odd. What's also odd is that you haven't called me either . . .
that Dana girl

May 16, 2009 7:08 PM

You'll be happy to know that now maybe we can hang out since I won't be too busy with school. If you don't ditch me again . . .
Vanilla GorillaStay True Eighty Two

May 14, 2009 4:36 AM

whoa!! been like a decade or two,lol, so whats the word yo? man.....
that Dana girl

Apr 13, 2009 3:20 PM

Ha thanks for clearing that up. Who knew. . .
Phyllis Schlafly

Apr 11, 2009 12:38 AM

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