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Samurai Pizza Cat

Sep 29, 2009 10:50 PM

Avoid nicotine, caffeine and alcohol in the evening. These are stimulants that can keep you awake. Smokers often experience withdrawal symptoms at night, and smoking in bed is dangerous. Avoid caffeine for eight hours before your planned bedtime. Your body doesn't store caffeine, but it takes many hours to eliminate the stimulant and its effects.  And although often believed to be a sedative, alcohol actually disrupts sleep.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jul 15, 2009 5:18 AM

and hobbit feet.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jul 13, 2009 1:07 AM

dude. you're such a man. Like a big man. A big hairy man. With a mustache.
Samurai Pizza Cat

May 7, 2009 1:00 AM

Happy b-day once more you little tiny short dainty woman you!
~MARIANITA~Marianita Juarez

May 7, 2009 12:08 AM

Happy Birthday mama hope you have an awesome day love you
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

May 2, 2009 6:32 PM

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Im gunna miss working with you so much, our store closing is breaking my heart-
Samurai Pizza Cat

Apr 9, 2009 3:30 AM

Dude...you're shorter than Alexa! :P
~MARIANITA~Marianita Juarez

Feb 24, 2009 9:30 PM

aloha ma how are you... thanks for the add oh how i miss you all well have a great day of fun mauh
OK Whos Got My Lighter

Jan 24, 2009 2:26 AM
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jan 11, 2009 11:08 PM

Shaq is to tall
as Linda is to.....

the Queen of the Midgets.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jan 4, 2009 11:38 PM

Imma make cookies today and bring them to work on Tuesdy.
Tell that little punk Chanel that she will get her cookies! :P
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Jan 2, 2009 5:15 AM

Miss u
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Dec 13, 2008 11:51 PM

I love you & miss u!
♥Krystalyn♥Krystalyn Cutnose

Dec 13, 2008 11:24 AM

so you start feeling better
<3
Samurai Pizza Cat

Nov 22, 2008 6:55 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....peanut butter fudge.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Nov 22, 2008 2:09 AM

boss. I should send that picture to your sister. Bwhahahahaha! Then you'd never hear the end of it!

Don't you just love me??? Come on admit it! :D
Samurai Pizza Cat

Oct 29, 2008 10:53 PM

Hey boss. I'm bored.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Oct 22, 2008 2:16 AM

dude. I'm back. Did you miss me that one day that you didn't work when I wasn't there? I'll bet you did because I wasn't there and you could sense it and were all like "Damn I miss that big hunk!"

Hrm...something like that.
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Oct 20, 2008 1:33 PM

I love you like a fat kid loves cake :]



I miss working with you!
Samurai Pizza Cat

Oct 6, 2008 1:38 AM

I didn't mean to put you in my show the other day...it was kind of hard to see you buried under my sock! hahahahaha!
Samurai Pizza Cat

Oct 2, 2008 9:14 PM

Soooooooooooo..........tiny!
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Sep 13, 2008 1:03 AM

YESSS! lets do it? call me tonight at work-
[Kyle]x[Zahm]Kyle Zahm

Sep 13, 2008 1:02 AM

so we were right
im lactose intolerant
or at least mildly
XD
so stupid uuugh
I LOVE MILK
wtf =[
anyway
HOW ARE YOU !?
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Sep 12, 2008 1:08 AM

After you left, the messes didn't end-
I dropped a effin caramel frap, but it was totally bens fault cause he threw it to me-
Like I was supposed to catch that?!?

Let's make plans for this weekend, for real-
Let's finally get pedicures!
Samurai Pizza Cat

Sep 4, 2008 12:40 AM

You are such a midget.

This has been a public service announcement.
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Aug 30, 2008 7:56 PM

Can I just say your amazing!
Thanks so much for cheering me up, I'm so lucky I have you guys-
Love you♥
[Kyle]x[Zahm]Kyle Zahm

Aug 12, 2008 3:42 AM

Mama Lindaaaaa
=]
gahh so i miss you mucho
BUT i get to see you tomorrow morning!
right? i think so lol
anyway
tell Carl that i need my neckalce NOW!
haha <3
night bubay
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Aug 9, 2008 4:26 AM

Have a safe trip!

I la la l♥ve you!
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jul 13, 2008 10:12 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You're leaving for California soon!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! That means we have more work coming!!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Have a safe trip doofus. And whatever you do, don't lose the schematics! Cause that would be so...horrible..right..yeah lose them please.
lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Jul 1, 2008 7:46 AM

I'm glad joeys coming back that way you'll be back to normal again hahaha.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jul 1, 2008 6:45 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! It's the Midget Queen! She's come to cut our legs off at the knees!!!! Run!!!! AaaaaaaaahhhhHH!!!!!!

Hahaha! You're on again! I am shocked. Love ya midget. Jay-Jay the Airplane comes back tomorrow! Are you excited yet? Let's all scream again...

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad I won't get to see Big Sexy for another week :/ Oh well.
OK Whos Got My Lighter

Jun 24, 2008 2:04 AM

ok,in all fairness I will now place an 80's picture of myself here.LOL
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lindsayyy♥Lindsay Dague

Jun 22, 2008 3:44 PM

I love yewwww!
Oh my it is so slow at work, kyle fell asleep on the couch and I think I'm gunna die!
Come visit
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jun 12, 2008 11:00 PM

I just thought of a couple more lines that would have been great! Yet they would have sealed my doom in a way that no human would want to go.
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jun 12, 2008 10:48 PM

An Ode to an Old Midget Pornstar:

You have been a star all your life.
Countless scenes and movies to your record.
Endlessly inventive in all your roles.
Innovating new moves for midgets in the industry.
Pushing the bill for all of shorter stature.
Now your back gets thrown out when during filming.
Now your knee hurts because it was improperly cushioned all those times.
You are coughing constantly, but that could be from all the smoking.
Fallen so far down the Pornstar ladder.
Sadness encompasses all who think on it.
Ode to an Old Midget Pornstar.

The funny thing is I know you won't read this until the weekend if you're not lucky.....lol Oh I am so dead.

Just remember I love you.
Really! lol
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jun 10, 2008 2:47 AM

omg Linda's on MYSPACE! OMG! This is like soooooo totally incredible! She's actually online! I just don't have words!

lol

Love ya, ya midget ;)
OK Whos Got My Lighter

Jun 9, 2008 2:10 AM


Get down,get back up again!
Samurai Pizza Cat

Jun 4, 2008 12:55 AM

hahahahaha! Saved it! I shall torment you forever.
I will make a poster out of this!
Samurai Pizza Cat

May 30, 2008 10:19 PM

omg the hair and the pants in that picture are great! You should definitely get your hair done like that again!
OK Whos Got My Lighter

May 25, 2008 6:32 AM


remember this day?
love you!


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Samurai Pizza Cat

May 6, 2008 1:38 AM

5'2"!? Yeah right.
4'6" is more like it ya midget!
J'hoostawnJustin Gloyd

May 1, 2008 8:11 PM

'Bout freaking time you got one of these.
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