Doogie's Comment Board

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Steve!Steven G

Nov 4, 2009 4:07 PM

Tell Aaron that without the cloak and trombone it's only half an act.
Joe Murdock, host of ST…

Jun 24, 2009 7:43 AM

You were really good at Helium, great stuff man. You rival even the WID.
Mike Rainey

Jun 23, 2009 2:45 PM

We should get together and work one of those two man railroad carts.
Mr. LaPatrickPatrick Kelly

Jun 16, 2009 3:11 PM

like i said. I don't know nothing about no poetry.
kpunk

May 17, 2009 8:40 PM

'The poetry of the lonely trucker.' This bit was original and thoughtfully funny. Therefore audiences at Helium were besides themselves with confusion. Also,that may be the name of my next album.
Justin Hagerman

Apr 15, 2009 1:31 AM

I just got my copy of "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" today. Great job on the cover! If they end up using that for the movie poster, please invite me to your mansion.
Mike Rainey

Apr 14, 2009 1:06 AM

You so fly, you could make oxycontins feel good!
Mike Rainey

Apr 6, 2009 7:33 PM

Dog whispering is for queers.
Tina

Mar 16, 2009 4:09 PM

where do you do the standup at? Basketball you must be sore. I just started going to the gym and I felt like someone kicked the shit out of me.
LOL the link is like a page I am gonna check it out thoug :)
Tina

Feb 25, 2009 8:13 PM

Whats up MR.
Doogie how are you doing?
John

Feb 6, 2009 12:54 PM

Sunday Show at The Walking Fish
Can't wait!
scott. scott horner

Feb 1, 2009 2:58 PM

steelers! oh i was just on the ministry website and i started to wonder and think... you should put the how to dress mysteriously, and the other two vids like it up on youtube haha
Mr. LaPatrickPatrick Kelly

Jan 15, 2009 4:09 PM

hey, not sure if you got my text, but i got you 3 fresh copies of the paper. I gonna keep one for myself though, so I can read about how shitty McNabb and the Eagles are, after they win the Super Bowl. The Irony will be soooooo........football oriented.
shortius maximus

Dec 9, 2008 4:37 AM

only the most amazing man to ever walk the earth: Jarvis Cocker. You may have heard of his former English band Pulp before. Also see the video in my heros: billy jack. He is a shape shifter of wonderment and delight.

um, is that really a painting of you in your tagged photos? i feel like i would seriously purchase that.
is that weird?
JohnnyJohnny Bee

Dec 3, 2008 4:02 PM

Photobucket

THIS SAT NITE @ MURPH'S ~ FISHTOWN ~ GIRARD & FRANKFORD ~ DO IT !!!
mary

Nov 10, 2008 2:56 AM

Mechanicsburg is small, which is good because that means less driving. Believe it or not, they have great sushi here.
"The Feeko Brothers"

Oct 15, 2008 2:10 AM

Thanks Doogie!
alexa/HYPERGROUNDAlexa Hare

Oct 13, 2008 5:49 PM

yo
i just typed HEAVY METAL into google search and came across it after much dross.
got anymore, or other writing...?eh?
LEX X
scott. scott horner

Sep 26, 2008 1:26 AM

happy birthday bro! howd the show go?
Taegon McLaughlin

Sep 17, 2008 10:19 PM

Thanks Doog.
Carolyn Busa

Sep 17, 2008 3:37 PM

way to rock the house last night.
ice cream! who wouldve thought
Kent

Sep 14, 2008 2:55 AM

Your profile picture makes it look like you're ranting to the people. A modern day Huey Long.
OH MY TODD!Todd Shaeffer

Sep 8, 2008 4:17 PM

dear doogie,
meet punk goth singles today 100% free on my myspace page.

love,
oh my todd.

mwahahaha.
AlisonAlison Adams

Sep 5, 2008 1:05 PM

So, how's it going up there in Yankee town? OK is kickin' (no it isn't). Hit me up and let me know how things are ...
brian craig looks just …brian craig

Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM

dammit, i just found a joke that i'd written that i completely forgot to tell! it would've been a show-stopper!! confounded!

in other news, thanks doogie.
ScottScott Gunner Online Now!

Aug 31, 2008 8:48 PM

Hey I saw your chart on comic's comic. it was a great 8am laugh.
Steve Odabashian piano

Aug 22, 2008 2:34 PM

It's me!! Your nemesis...Doctor Fastball.
Adam Smith

Aug 20, 2008 3:06 PM

hey doogie, i like it, it emphasizes the beard
Steve Odabashian comedy

Aug 15, 2008 5:55 AM

You may have been the #3 guy. If I see you eating corn flakes ever (not that I've ever had breakfast, or for that matter, any meal with you), then you are the sellout that they all say you are.

You've still got WMGK, you hoof.
Steve Odabashian comedy

Aug 14, 2008 6:49 AM

I emailed them my info and my written joke. It's no camel-hoof, but it's ok. Didn't hear from them.

Tomorrow (today at this point) should be a blast.
Steve Odabashian comedy

Aug 13, 2008 6:05 PM

Amazing job on WMGK. Easily the best response in 2 weeks of that contest.
Trout-face

Aug 8, 2008 2:21 PM

kinky.
I mean I'll do it.
Trout-face

Aug 7, 2008 2:41 PM

listen
I LOLed
at your show
but I would be remiss not to point out that there was no dancing bear.
and I am very hurt.
very stabbed inside.
like a hunted dancing bear.
for shaaaame
scott. scott horner

Aug 4, 2008 4:19 PM

so whens this funniest comedian competition commin up? and how do you think you're gunna do?
scott. scott horner

Jul 31, 2008 4:07 AM

hey i looked for that video on all the links and on the ministry page but i couldnt find it.
do you think you could send me a link to it maybe?
scott. scott horner

Jul 29, 2008 3:02 AM

so i heard your doing a movie? haha whats this one about? and hows the kitchen looking? i heard you did 4 shows last week.. howd that go?
OH MY TODD!Todd Shaeffer

Jul 25, 2008 11:42 PM

great set the other night sir. wonderful things. best act all night i will even say.
good luck in philly phunniest!
OH MY TODD!Todd Shaeffer

Jul 25, 2008 11:41 PM

great set the other night sir. wonderful things. best act all night i will even say.
good luck in philly phunniest!
scott. scott horner

Jul 25, 2008 6:15 PM

hows the kitchen comming?
scott. scott horner

Jul 25, 2008 6:15 PM

haha well she kept drinking the poison i think because he was the emporer n everyone had too much respect for him you know the whole asian culture with respect and honor. like i didnt matter what he was doing cause he was the emporer no matter how wrong it was ya know. plus if she didnt then she wouldnt know what would happen to her but at least she knew she was being poisoned. it probobaly would have torn the family apart if she didnt and i think she just wanted to keep everything the way she knew it was i guess.
did you see batman yet?
scott. scott horner

Jul 17, 2008 5:57 PM

sweet. i gotta see that video when its done. well mom wanted you to know that the doctor in new york said that he is very confident that he can save her leg and they will prolly just cut out the tumor and that even though he has to go through some muscles, he said those muscles are not used for walking. but also they are still gunna look at her leg a bit but when she has the surgery it'll be up in new york n she'll be gone for a week. but she just said that maybe you could stay up here that week or something n maybe bring jen so idk if thats ok for you or not but i just wanted to run that by you. oh and also i just my new phone. its the LG shine and its pretty sweet its the same as anyas but black, also i got a 2G chip for it and the bluetooth headset came with it and that thing is nifty lol but anyways good to hear about the kitchen n the whole skit.
so whats being done to the kitchen?
shortius maximus

Jul 16, 2008 7:38 PM

lots of job searching. and lots of pooping.
scott. scott horner

Jul 14, 2008 6:52 PM

yeah ive been following them but by my count i coulda worn this was the 4th one. and i love how we look to scott for cheerleading outfits lol no i was not a cheerleader haha but ugh we might have some small pom pom type things from like football games but i wouldnt know where they were plus i dunno if theyd match the cheerleading uniforms youd find. hah i cant even imagine what your gunna do with them when you find them oh man thats great. but i wish i could see some of these shows. but the other day i went on that specific page for literary adventures n found some older ones i hadnt read before which were really funny especially some part about run on sentences. haha alot of my friends that end up reading them are just blown away n think you are like THE funniest guy on the face of this planet. but im deffinatly looking forward to the next episode. i really like that girl talk cd especially the first song on it...so whats new?
scott. scott horner

Jul 13, 2008 5:56 AM

hey eric whats up? whens another literary adventure coming out?
Trout-face

Jul 11, 2008 4:39 PM

you could always teach your dancing bear how to tap dance. That's much funnier than a 24-year-old girl tapdancing.
Trout-face

Jul 11, 2008 2:11 PM

Well, I did it for 14 years. And then stopped doing it for 6 years. So taking into account the handicap of being out of practice, I'd say I could give you solid 6-year-expertry in tap dancing.

But I'd probably have to choreograph something out rather than do it on the fly.
Trout-face

Jul 10, 2008 6:54 PM

you know the old saying, "Dancing bear means I'm there"? Well, I suppose it could apply to this situation.
Trout-face

Jul 10, 2008 3:05 PM

new show = awes.
I do enjoy your standup.
Julie Smith

Jul 2, 2008 2:46 PM

You should see what I bought myself this morning.
THANKS!
J-PJean-Paul O'Connor

Jul 1, 2008 5:21 AM

good job with the interview *thumbs up*
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