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Alias Prodigy

Dec 12, 2009 8:58 PM

Eli you the best rapper alive! Eli Porter for PRESIDENT!!!
MR.BLU3 CUD!™ Pluria Rice Jr.

Nov 18, 2009 6:08 PM


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MR.BLU3 CUD!™ Pluria Rice Jr.

Jul 18, 2009 8:36 PM


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&9833; Yessirrrrrrr ★

Jul 12, 2009 9:33 AM

The judges were...roasted like ever for not letting you win homie.
Thug Shack Productions …

Jul 5, 2009 12:24 PM
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Feb 23, 2009 9:25 PM

I OFFICIALLY CHALLENGE YOU TO A GANGSTA RAP BATTLE ELI PORTER.
Stupid Myspace Page

Jan 22, 2009 5:47 AM

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booblikon

Jan 3, 2009 1:22 AM

I think this actually sounds correct:

"Yo, I got one question, man:
tell me who next?
This nigga soft like the nigga who done gettin' the best.
See I'm the best man, I did it...
.....*sigh*.................
*(insert random urban preparatory lingua-franca here)*
Yeah I'm-a let you know who da' best,
by the hour,
he like Rosie O'Donnell
at a bi-sexual bridal shower.
It ain't nuthin' to me, man,
I keep it for real,
look at this dental, man, with...
dent on the grill, see?
I'm the beeeest,
I told you 'daaaat,
this dude like that, he ran from the cat.
Naw, I messed up but I'm-a stay on top,
they told me, man,
but you know,
I'm never gon' flop.
Look at this dude he need to stay in the shade;
ain't no wonder why he came out,
he already in the GAY PARADE!
I told you, man,
I got you roasted like evah,
you don't know,
but my rhymes they straight-up clevah.
So you step down,
off the pedestal,
I'm the best man,
you need to go to the f***in' deep-throat!..........
(i said freakin'.)"

Notice I said that's how it SOUNDS, Eli is more about feeling that accuracy.
Or as Ashley Roachclip put it: "Hey now, whatcha want now: good grammar or good taste?"
DR FUSION

Dec 7, 2008 5:45 PM

yeaah
eli is my mayneeeeee
K. Alexander (321)256-…

Sep 26, 2008 3:13 PM

I diiiid it!
Ryan

Sep 17, 2008 8:22 PM

im glad you "deeed it"
The Gauntlet

Aug 30, 2008 2:52 PM

Eli is who we strive to be like when we record!! He da best cuz he Deed it!
BEATS - R.I.P Coming …

Aug 30, 2008 7:14 AM

Your the best mang...

You Deed it....
xxxxhAnNAhxxxxHannah Laidlaw

Aug 30, 2008 12:42 AM

heyy :]
PROTOPUNK.am …

Aug 30, 2008 12:15 AM

eli
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Aug 11, 2008 1:41 AM


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Aug 1, 2008 3:49 AM

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^Tyler^Tyler Olson

Jul 27, 2008 10:20 PM

my future son shall be named eli

thank you
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Tone Tha Bishop ||| tw…

Jul 14, 2008 10:03 PM

I SAID FREAKY DAM ELI IS QUICK-LMAO
Jaime

Jul 11, 2008 6:10 AM

i told ya mayne.... i got you.........roasted like eva, you dont know,but my rhymes, they straight up cleva!
p h i l l y

Jul 4, 2008 5:41 AM

Eli Porter need to bring some phresh freestylin' fo 2008
Mr. Trials

Jul 4, 2008 3:37 AM

I DEED IT
Louis

Jun 22, 2008 1:49 AM

i said freakin!
Hunter

Jun 11, 2008 5:58 PM

YOU LOOK LIKE ROSIE ODONNELL, IN A BISEXUAL UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

Skateboard Sounds

Jun 10, 2008 9:20 PM

PEEP!
GRAMMY

Jun 10, 2008 3:45 PM

http://www. myspace. com/skateboardsounds
New-Age Slave

Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM

I got one question, mayne: Do you like saving money?

saving money on your car insurance is the bess, mayne

call GEICO for a FREE car insurance rate quote @ 1.800.342.9070 AND MAKE SURE TO USE MY PROMO CODE: 90569

you might save a grip of money on your car insurance

if you find out your current car insurance agent is robbing you blind, you can tell them to stay in the shade

cuz you'll be saving money by the hour

GEICO is the best, I told you that

1.800.342.
9070 / USE MY PROMO CODE: 90569
Skateboard Sounds

Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM

THIS PAGE IS............wow!
mrfamousface.com

Jun 7, 2008 2:43 AM

awesome ! ! ! !

i'm in ga. . . but ga is better

over here. . .
my music smells like cheese
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Chin E

Jun 6, 2008 11:33 PM

Correct lyrics
"I got one question man, tell me who next, this nigga salt like the nigga that done get it the best, see I'm the best mainnn, I diiid it...........................................Yeah see I'm a let you know who the best, by the hour, he's like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower it ain't nothing to me man, I keep it foreal look at his dental man, with ... dent on the grill, see I'm the best, I told you that this dude like that, he runnin from the cat nah, i messed up but I'm a stay on top they told me man, but you know man, Im never gon flop look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade, ain't no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade, i told you man, I got you, roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever so you step down, of the pedastle. I'm the best man, you need to go.. to the fuckin detour".........."i said freakin"
&9833; Yessirrrrrrr ★

Jun 4, 2008 6:52 AM
Bri ❧

May 28, 2008 5:15 PM

Dear Eli,
It's me again. Look, I thought we had something special. BUT then I come to find out that you're all over my friend Dee now? This cat is off the grill, I'm afraid I'm breaking up with you.
p h i l l y

May 28, 2008 7:03 AM

itslike rosie o'donnell at a bi-sexual bridal showah
JUSTIN DUDE.. 5 (AF)Justin Garland

May 25, 2008 1:12 AM

you need ta go ta da fuckin de-tal
Adam

May 21, 2008 3:16 PM

Every day I ask myself the question...

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Jeff

May 17, 2008 2:42 PM

im gon let you know who the best by the hour...
Cher Chez Le Foxx!

May 15, 2008 9:17 PM

I'm glad we're friends. Please make another rap video...I love them!
Past Tense of Draw

May 14, 2008 7:01 AM

Drop some heat MAYNE!
ARMADILLO TANK

May 14, 2008 5:40 AM

oh, believe me... i've been telling my friends. ;)


<3 pIE
Deina

May 13, 2008 10:16 PM

Do it to me, Eli.
Bri ❧

May 13, 2008 7:31 PM

I made a shirt for you Eli :)

http://i31. tinypic. com/2nqac1e. jpg

didn't want it to stretch out the page, so there's the link.

The back caption is an inside joke!, the mass produced versions would have a different, more recognizable phrase of course<3
Adam

May 13, 2008 11:43 AM

I love you mayne.
Jorge

May 13, 2008 10:58 AM

damn nigga u got heat son! u said fuckin at the end u little bitch! u my hero doe. i see how fucked up you are in the head and got some dope punchlines.. i should step my game up.
ARMADILLO TANK

May 13, 2008 6:14 AM

I <3 Eli 4 real!@
BARBER-BISHSamuel Bishop

May 11, 2008 10:36 PM

Yo Man, I Respect You, Just Keep Doing What You Do & Fuck The Haters =]
You Got Bigger Balls Than Every Single One Of Them Haters =D
Peace!!!
Fatos™ {T.A.G.}Fatos Kaba Online Now!

May 11, 2008 2:33 AM

eli all day
Clyde

May 10, 2008 5:16 AM

dude your the best mayne you told me that...lmao ill let my friend know.
polt

May 10, 2008 3:16 AM

Those rhymes, they straight up clever.
Bri ❧

May 10, 2008 1:54 AM

~*~*~*~*CAT ON THE GRILL*~*~*~*~

I love you, Eli.

Can you pretty please make both of these songs downloadable :( I want to put them on my iPod and drive around to them.
<3
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