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Keley RoseKeley Schaefer

Dec 15, 2008 7:31 PM

HAHAHA, yes it is! The lesson to be learned from these photos... stay sober!! i could only put up the pg13 pics, and even some of those got deleted by myspace. i guess its good tho... what happens in vegas really SHOULD stay in vegas.
Sarah

Nov 4, 2008 4:45 PM

have a very merry election day
madison

Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM

im pretty fucking bummed that i haven't read dumbocracy yet. why do i have to live in such a small town? it didn't come as a surprize that the only bookstore in town, a christian bookstore, didn't carry it.
LiterateLiterate Machine

Oct 8, 2008 10:48 PM

Thank you for being our friend!
VW Trainwreck

Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM

Jean-Luc should be above Shatner. That's all I have to say about that.



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♥je§§♥jessica leas

Jul 24, 2008 6:03 AM

Loved the video, can't wait for the book!
.

Jul 23, 2008 7:54 PM

You have no idea how much I cannot WAIT for your book :D
TomTom Christ

Jul 2, 2008 1:04 AM

Marty, thanks for showing me that New York Jews actually exist and aren't just a myth created by the Illuminati to manipulate mankind. You've changed my life.
Mrs.Steffen

Jun 13, 2008 1:36 PM

are you...cold?
madison

Jun 12, 2008 12:55 AM

I'm getting more and more excited for Dumbocracy.

I really am.

=]
Mrs.Steffen

Jun 7, 2008 9:02 PM

thanks for letting me know i look like an ass leaving "hey stanger"...lol
Andy

May 3, 2008 3:55 PM

IT'S THE WEEKEND!
You must have fun and party! But don't get drunk you donkey.

Enjoy the weekend!
Henry Puckett-WriterHenry Puckett

Feb 26, 2008 4:40 PM

Are you like me? Take my "How trusting are you?" Quiz to find out!
Janis Lyn Zavaroni

Feb 12, 2008 10:07 PM

thanks for the read, bring on the booze and butt secks!
lisa

Dec 3, 2007 4:33 PM

You gotta send my friend a message. She thinks your really CuTE! Addher on (MSN)Messanger emily28plums@hotmail.com
J.D.'s WhirligigzineDoug Finch

Nov 12, 2007 1:30 AM

Thanks for the add.
The corruption of the last of my existing morals can now begin in earnest!

I know you are The Devil.


J.D.
Finch,
President Emeritus Of The Neal Pollack Fan Club;
Ed./Pub -- whirligigzine.com
Mrs.Steffen

Nov 2, 2007 8:44 PM

hey sachmoe, i said screw my wedding with my family and i'm going to VEGAS!!!
A Beautiful Problem

Oct 21, 2007 8:42 AM

Well let me know if you do.
A Beautiful Problem

Oct 20, 2007 6:10 AM

What are you going to be for Halloween Beckerman?
Colt

Oct 20, 2007 12:36 AM

I've written an out-of-the-box book, one which took up almost three years of my life. Any advice as to going about publishing it? I want to be a big hot-shot famous novelist who gets laid a lot (like you).


Also, is it true that Generation S.L.U.T.
is being filmed?
?

Oct 7, 2007 5:41 PM

any new books planned?
نحل

Sep 18, 2007 4:05 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Much Respect,
JT
Professor Hoyt

Aug 5, 2007 8:03 AM


good times...
Chandre

Jul 21, 2007 7:56 PM

"in america, we get to look at boobs.
"

fabulous, marty, fabulous.
:D
Chad

Jul 19, 2007 11:37 PM

wow fox late night news quite the hilarity at 420 in the morning.
Your Pal ValValerie Lee

Jul 19, 2007 5:33 PM

awe. your space is very pretty and special.


have good tv-appearing!
alida

Apr 22, 2007 3:12 AM

im excited for you two to live closer :)
Colt

Mar 20, 2007 8:20 PM

You are the Messiah.
Stuttering Jew

Mar 15, 2007 11:33 PM

Whats new in the world of marty
Michael Laimo - Horror …Michael Laimo

Feb 27, 2007 2:32 PM


Hi—just wanted to let you know that my new novel DEAD SOULS is NOW AVAILABLE IN BOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE! I hope you’ll check it out! Thanks!

Michael



Jewish Princess

Feb 10, 2007 5:57 AM

Have a nice Weekend Marty

Stuttering Jew

Feb 8, 2007 7:26 AM

So after months without LOST what did you think of the show tonight?
Stuttering Jew

Feb 1, 2007 11:17 PM

You here about the mooninites "bomb scare"?
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V

Jan 25, 2007 5:56 AM

Happy Birthday! Nobody had said it here so I thought I could be the first.
creature featureOctober Strange

Jan 11, 2007 9:14 PM

Marty Beckerman is the tops and I will forever read on.
Chad

Jan 10, 2007 5:03 AM

hey marty, just stopped by to say your missing all the snow in AK.
Sonja Marie♥

Jan 4, 2007 9:23 PM

by the way...

Generation S.L.U.
T = phenomenal =)
Professor Hoyt

Dec 19, 2006 5:52 AM

I had a dream you called me at work to yell at me for stealing "your godamn shoes of your feet." Well, in all fairness that wasn't the whole dream, but still... wtf?
Lookin forward to the Trevor book, dude.
Meredith

Nov 12, 2006 1:57 AM

Do you have any word on when Retard Nation (still the title?) will be out?
Anatomy of a BoyfriendDaria Snadowsky

Nov 10, 2006 11:56 PM

Hi! Thnx for the add! ~Daria :-)
Jigsaw Girl

Nov 5, 2006 8:08 PM

I read that big wheels are spinning; I'm hoping for the best for you! ::crosses fingers::
Matt, The Candy King of…

Oct 20, 2006 8:17 PM

Sorry for interrupting here, but I found myself re-reading "Portnoy's Complaint" and the line about putting the "id back in Yid" and I thought hey, that's what Beckerman does! Upholding tradition, keeping the truth alive.
Patrick

Oct 15, 2006 4:19 PM

Dude, I was watching this documentary on the word "slut" on the Sundance channel and I see you. Awesome.


Personally, I think its a perfectly cromulent word.
CHUCK!?

Oct 13, 2006 9:42 PM

dude. pink.
idyllic ♥

Sep 15, 2006 5:38 PM

i loved generation s.l.u.t.


keep up the good work
Megan Fucking Deleted I…

Sep 9, 2006 5:29 PM

Your books are hilarious, and my favorite by far :]
?

Sep 7, 2006 10:45 PM

heya
JasonJason Geisinger

Sep 3, 2006 1:59 AM

Your going to have to come to LA with me now, because in your new picture you look like a Hollywood schmuck.
?

Sep 2, 2006 3:01 AM

ah hey! thanks for adding me.
ahah your books are the greatest thing to this earth.
anyways
keep in touch.
great to hear from you sometimes
|alison|
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