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Piano ManMathew Godfrey

Sep 5, 2008 7:43 AM

found out your birthday is on the 6th. so is mine. Happy Birthday
Lacey

Sep 6, 2008 12:59 AM

Hooray for Friday! Hope you have a great weekend! :)
*Lace
TJ the DJ® - 'GUINS WIN…

Sep 6, 2008 4:53 AM

If your mother lit the candles on your birthday cake WITH HER CIGARETTE......

....you might be a redneck!


Happy #5-0, Jeff!
Steve

Sep 6, 2008 10:32 AM

Have a very HAPPY "REDNECK" BIRTHDAY!! I hope you're windy enough to blow out all those candles! WOW...50!! But, I'll have 14 more than that!! Have a great day, Jeff. Steve
Patricia

Sep 7, 2008 11:44 AM

Hi Jeff.. Happy Birthday to you.... Your Birthday is one day before Dustin's. I hope you had the best birthday ever..

Your friends,

Patricia & Dustin
KJ Ferguson

Sep 8, 2008 5:59 PM

I hope things are going good your way.Have a wonderful week. Don't be a stranger and keep in touch.From Your Good Time Buddy, KJ :)
Susan

Sep 9, 2008 12:54 AM

Angels ARE With You, dear Jeff!
Kerry's DadKevin Gulbranson

Sep 9, 2008 2:51 PM

Kerry’s Debut Album – Jezebel’s Daughter – was released on August 26, 2008.

“Personal, emotionally driven songwriting from this angelic-voiced singer/guitarist in the North Carolina Mountains. Kerry says writing a song is a cathartic, therapeutic event. She hopes others find a little of themselves in her songs.”

To hear a sample or to buy check out www.myspace.com/kerrygulbranson

We hope you’ll enjoy and share with family and friends!!

An independent review - "the amazing enchantress muse of the redheaded order, chaos queen Kerry Gulbranson has released her debut album "Jezebel's Daughter", which everyone should own.... maybe not everyone, but certainly YOU!

Her voice!
Like sun-warmed honey tuned to manna-mantra-singsong-sutras. There are bees still stuck in it. Check out what the buzz is all about.


Her lyrics!
Bird's don't even come up with this kind of stuff. Compared to her degrees of cleverness and wordistry, they are but Ill-literate pockets of feathers and fur.


Her music!
with REAL instruments, yo! From the airwaves, waiting for centuries to be piped into this world.”
~*♥♥♥Beckie♥♥♥*~

Sep 11, 2008 3:16 PM

Remembering 9/11/2001
♥ ØÑΞ ØF Ά ĶİÑĐ ♥

Sep 11, 2008 3:22 PM

Remember those we lost 7 years ago
9/11/2001
RED BEARD BANDITJohn Waters

Sep 17, 2008 12:15 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/5068183.html?b=4&w=46
MARYROCKSBITCH(ONLY GOD…Mary Newton

Sep 20, 2008 4:01 AM

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
Belinda

Sep 20, 2008 3:39 PM

Have a blessed weekend.
Always,
Belinda
Patricia

Sep 22, 2008 11:07 AM

Hi there and good morning hugs dear friend! Today is the first day of autumn. I hope its good to you and yours. Take care.
Nevada Filly

Sep 24, 2008 8:18 AM

Attention All Horse People AND Just Nice People ***

You know how it makes you feel to climb up on your Horse and go for a Relaxing, Wonderful Ride,...Right ???
Well there are those of us who cannot just climb on a Horse and Ride just anywhere we would like to !!!
We are Riders, as well as Huge Horse Lovers too,...but we have "Challenges" EVERY SINGLE DAY that most people don't ever have to deal with (Thank GOD),.... Anyway I Live in a pretty small community that does NOT YET have a "Riding Program" for "Challenged Riders",... I am trying to get one started here, but there are a few "Hoops" that need to be "Jumped" through first..... Like a Horse Trailer to safely haul Horses to our Local Fairgrounds so that these "Special riders" have a MUCH SAFER place to Learn to Ride !!! We have found a nice Horse trailer that a "Gentleman" is willing to sell our Program for ONLY $500.00 (And Believe Me It Is Worth at Least $1,200.00) *** I Have Pictures Of This Horse Trailer On My Profile, If You'd Like To See It !!! We are a VERY Grateful bunch, That don't need a "Fancy", OR "Expensive" Horse Trailer",... Just A Safe One !!!
***PLEASE, PLEASE,...next time you go out to your Barn, or to the Stable to Saddle Up,...
PLEASE Remember those who DO NOT have the ability to just Climb On And Go !!! PLEASE check and see if you can just afford to Help with ANY Amount,...EVERY DOLLAR COUNTS !!!
If EVERYONE gave EVEN 1 (One) Dollar,...we would have enough !!! ***PLEASE just think about it,.
***If You Would Like To Help Us reach Our Goal,... You Can Send A Donation To -- Majik Journey Ranch c/o Joy Lohrengel
8655 Helen's Way Fallon, NV 89406

OR PayPal Account -- MarkLohrengel@yahoo.com

GOD BLESS YOU ALL,...AND OUR BRAVE, BRAVE TROOPS !!!

Sincerely, Everyone Here At Majik Journey Ranch
David Adam Byrnes

Sep 28, 2008 2:26 AM

DAVID BYRNES & DANIELLE LAUDERDALE appearing at 3rd and Lindsley at 6PM Two dynamic performers -together in one show!!
Robert

Oct 1, 2008 1:32 AM

hello my friend
Steven S. Billings

Oct 3, 2008 7:30 PM

Hi !

In case you missed it, I hope you can take a few minutes and check out my new video! Please let me know what you think.

Thanks!

Steve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abUdbptXOe8
Bright Eyes

Oct 3, 2008 9:22 PM

Hey! Just dropping a line to see how you're doing and what you've been up to. :)

Hit me up!

Jessica
Keith a.k.a. Uncle BeefKeith Uncle Beef

Oct 4, 2008 1:12 AM

Jeff,

Are Your Producers "Dumber Then a 5th Grader"??? The Answer is "4" 1,2,4 & 8 !!! 8x3=24 8x4=32 ???

Simple Math... LOL

Have a Great Weekend !!!

~ Keith
Miss KittyKarina Pettinger

Oct 7, 2008 1:51 AM

Hi, Jeff! I just wanted to stop by and say hello! I hope you are having a good day so far! :)

Love,

Karina XXXX
THE ONLY HOME FOR ROCK …

Oct 8, 2008 9:12 AM

STOPPING BY TO SHOW SOME LOVE AND RESPECT!!
BANDS CAN PROMOTE IN MY COMMENTS.
STOP ON BY AND CHECK OUT THE ARTIST OF THE WEEK!!
HAVE A KICK ASS JAMIN' DAY!!
KIM
Ralph Chamberlain

Oct 11, 2008 12:19 PM

Hi Jeff,Just stopped by to say hey,Your Friend,Ralph
The Pimps Horror House …

Oct 23, 2008 9:47 AM

Hey!!!!
OverAchiever

Oct 11, 2008 2:24 PM

We love you here in Hawaii, please keep up the great work you're doing.
Side by side,heart to h…

Oct 11, 2008 9:56 PM

Hey Jeff, How are you? Hope all is going well with you. My dad sends his hellos to you.
BONE COLLECTORMr.Big Johnson

Oct 14, 2008 12:30 AM

Hey Jeff it CJ and thanks for the Add also Im from Nebraska and I like it when ya say them jokes about "You Might Be From Nebraska" keep it up man ur still funny.

Your Redneck Buddy

CJ
Jimmy Aldridge

Oct 16, 2008 2:56 AM

Thanks for the support, I'll have some new tunes on my profile soon!
KJ Ferguson

Oct 16, 2008 6:00 PM

I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY! I AM HONORED TO HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND HERE ON MYSPACE.. I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING THE TUNES.KEEP IN TOUCH MY FREIND. YOUR GOOD TIME BUDDY, KJ
Wes Duncan

Oct 20, 2008 1:11 PM

Redneck Computer Lingo
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte: That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
Port: Fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in.
Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for
that new rifle when your wife asks.
WoundedbearJeffrey S Eden

Oct 27, 2008 6:11 AM

Hello my friend.I hope that you have been well,and that you have a wonderful week ahead!
Mel Hamill (Lil’ Chaun)

Oct 30, 2008 2:49 PM

It's Halloween time. Time to get yer spook on.
Not only the freaks will be out ghouls too.
Say no more. Plenty of tricks and loads of treats.
Good chills to you!
dottiedottie bullman

Oct 31, 2008 2:35 AM

hi, i hope you have a very happy halloween
~*♥♥♥Beckie♥♥♥*~

Oct 31, 2008 8:09 PM

Happy Halloween
HillaryHillary Whitney

Nov 5, 2008 9:57 PM

you no you're a redneck if.....My dad kept blowing a fuse in his'72 ford pickup! When he ran out of fuses, he decided to use a 22 caliber rifle shell, just to get home. Needless to say he did not make it home. The fuse box for some reason "exploded about a mile down the road.
Brenda

Nov 10, 2008 2:01 AM

Hi Jeff!
WORLD WIDE CHICKENGEORGEJames webb

Nov 13, 2008 6:40 AM

whats up hope ya doing good just saying hi see ya get r dun
WildlifeartistKarolyn Clarke

Nov 17, 2008 2:26 PM

Hey Jeff... we are in GA and are lovin the show u do in Calif... God Bless!! Karolyn & Chuck
lauralaura hatch

Nov 18, 2008 5:26 PM

happy thanksgiving -laura songwriter
TWISTBARBIE

Nov 18, 2008 6:29 PM

have a happy holiday season, turkey day is soon! xoxo's laura
Rick @ EMM RadioRick Dayton

Nov 19, 2008 12:55 PM

On December 6th, EMM Radio celebrates its 1-YEAR anniversary!

It's been a great first year and I am looking forward to watching EMM Radio grow even more in 2009!

If you would like to record a 'happy anniversary' message to EMM Radio, please send it to my email at rick@emmradio.com

Thanks! I look forward to hearing from you!

Rick @ EMM Radio
"It's A Country Thang!"
www.emmradio.com
D.J.

Nov 23, 2008 4:48 PM

Happy Thanksgiving
darlene

Nov 24, 2008 9:33 PM

i hope you have a very happy thanksgiving.
Patricia

Nov 25, 2008 1:53 AM

May you have an enjoyable week...filled with Thanksgiving!
DonDon Parker

Nov 26, 2008 5:49 AM

Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
DarrellDarrell Anderson

Nov 26, 2008 6:10 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Jeff!
TiffanyTiffany Davis

Nov 26, 2008 9:03 PM

Hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving!!
~*♥♥♥Beckie♥♥♥*~

Nov 27, 2008 12:01 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!
Brian: UK Wildcats/St. …Brian Cannon

Nov 27, 2008 5:55 AM

Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Foxworthy!
KarenKaren Lyons

Nov 27, 2008 7:09 AM

Thanks for being a friend! Have a great Thanksgiving! Karen
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