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Miles

Nov 28, 2009 4:25 AM

i hate you
AbelAbel Murillo

Nov 28, 2009 4:24 AM

Happy Birthday Neil!

Please come to Spain, I promise nobody will laugh at you.
Hank Sinatra Jr.

Nov 17, 2009 6:18 PM

It was tasty to see you again, as usual.  The MJ tribute brought one tear to my eyes.

- The artist formerly known as Bi Anal Ham Sandwich
The Tubes: White Punks …

Nov 17, 2009 6:18 PM

You're the man!
SuperfanAdam Noble Bass

Nov 17, 2009 6:18 PM

great bit on FREE RADIO tonight, you looked great!
The Somatic CreatureDes Kraven

Nov 6, 2009 7:33 AM

I'm excited to see you in salt lake!  I noticed they were offering 125$ tickets for a meet and greet and wine tasting.  I was curious if you were offering something along the same lines... maybe a 5$ Kool-aid and saltines in the utility closet?
Jessica

Nov 6, 2009 7:32 AM

Sometimes I think it's hard being me. Then I remember you. Wish your tour had Knoxville on it again, but sometimes that's just how the donkey punches, I suppose.

They can't all be zingers,

JR
Tyler Tyler Haslett

Nov 6, 2009 7:31 AM

Hey Neil, I saw on thenews.com that there will be a Neil H bust coming out in November?  Fuckin awesome! I would love to order one, only if its a limited run thing, otherwise everyone will have one and it will become faggy/trendy.  So I look forward to that release!  (it's ok to create fake hype- preverb;32 ezekial)
CAPTAIN King Kirk of th…Kyle dean Kirk

Oct 18, 2009 12:53 AM

so i was at the rape clinic the other day hit on chicks because you know those bitches put out, and i was told to leave. a communist cant catch a break these days.
chubbs

Oct 18, 2009 12:52 AM

Neil you are a treat. A delicious, honey glazed snack with apricot sprinkles and peanut shavings, and I'm so very happy you added me to your wonderfully diverse and sensual group of friends.

Now I can finally get out of the bathtub, turn off the celine dion, and put the razor blades back in my mothers purse. Thank you so very much!
GlennMatthewGlennMatthew Williamson

Oct 11, 2009 8:17 AM

ladies in gentlemen... you are in the presence of greatness.
turn your laugh track up all the way... its neil hamburger!
*MAJOR ENTERTAINER* mik…mike h

Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM

tell me everything is going to be OK...........



..........please?
Sampson

Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM

G'day Neil Hamburger! I put you in my top friends because I reckon you're a pretty top bloke. If you do end up helping out Werribee Footy Club for a bottle of Fanta or Sprite you'll be one of the topest blokes ever. Belinda says so as well. Phil doesn't. But Wally Redpath definately does, and he doesn't even know who you are! Good stuff.
Joel

Sep 26, 2009 11:37 PM

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Guzzlemug

Sep 13, 2009 4:50 PM

Keep fucking shit up mr hamburger! mr hamburger! you do get funnier i assure you, witnessed you at the Turf Club St Paul.  Before that at the Triple Rock.    terribly lovely!
hope you didn't toss the disc.   
thank you for existing!
Dr ElDr El Suavo

Sep 10, 2009 5:06 PM

Some Brisbane pig people had to throw glasses at me last night's Bronx show!

Hope you are looking forward to worse from the NOFX crowd!!!!!
Chansons de la Belette …Belette Malade

Sep 6, 2009 4:26 AM

This bastard's wearing an illegal merchandising product! Down with him! (Also no mercy for his wife who silkscreened it!)




 
Rachel

Sep 3, 2009 12:33 AM

What a show last night!  Well done.
Mademoiselle Marquee & …

Sep 3, 2009 12:33 AM

I kiss you Neil
tonyLkollman

Aug 25, 2009 7:32 AM

Killer set in St. Paul, Neil.
I have provided a souvenir video of your spilled drink on the young lady at the beginning. Pure brilliance.




Turf Club, St. Paul, 8/23/09
matt

Aug 25, 2009 7:31 AM

loved how you threw your drink into that poor girl's face not even 1 minute into your set in saint paul last night.
ASHAsh Landberg

Aug 25, 2009 7:31 AM

Great show in St. Paul (that heckler that yelled out the punchline deserved that drink you gave them!) and FUCK Dominos Pizza!
Mark Samuelson

Aug 24, 2009 3:24 PM

Thanks for stopping by in Saint Paul, Neil. Great show!
Sonic BoomSonic Boom Voicefm

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM

hey neil will you be selling copies of your 7'' with the hard-ons at your australian shows?
Johnny6Gun

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM

For those whose HIPPIE, LIBERAL PIG PEOPLE ideals had led them to block Fox News:
Manilapede

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM
Derka Steve

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM
Totally Darryl

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM

neil, i saw you on the interwebs while i was loading up and i decided you might actually be funny.  you should check out my youtubes and facespace pages...i think we'd do well together on a tour - but you already knew that!
Philip Jones Hart

Aug 23, 2009 12:44 AM

I would gladly have been born premature to have been able to see your show in St. Paul this Sunday.
Chansons de la Belette …Belette Malade

Aug 14, 2009 7:23 PM

Got your new DVD because you won't disturb Germany too soon, I hope. NOW I know what a ZIPPERLIP is. Surely won't forget.
Johnny6Gun

Aug 12, 2009 5:20 AM

Neil, I hope you are bringing your friends, The Zip Code Rapists, album around with you on tour. I need to buy a copy for the semiannual music burning that my church hosts.
LARALara Jaguara

Aug 10, 2009 12:20 AM
CurryCurry Rubberburner

Aug 7, 2009 1:32 AM

Rock on, you rapist!
MIKEY

Aug 6, 2009 7:25 PM

So Michael Phelps won a huge rematch with his rival to prove his proficiency of the sport.  Too bad that during his celebration party he died from chlorine poisoning.  :/ 
Pacifix

Jul 29, 2009 12:42 PM

hey neil,

congratulations on playing such wonderful shows in Dublin, they really were the highlight of the festival.

Lets see you back here in ireland sooner rather than later,

peace & love

PACIFIX
Tyler Tyler Haslett

Jul 24, 2009 3:33 PM
Jordão

Jul 21, 2009 11:29 PM

Thanks pal. .... and once you get it, take it easy.
Franco Cozzo

Jul 21, 2009 8:41 AM

We tried to get him but unfortunantly he's been busy with his 20+ year grand sale and coke smuggling to sing for us. Perhaps when your in Melbourne town next you can sing for us in your best Franco Cozzo impersonation.
Tyler Tyler Haslett

Jul 21, 2009 12:21 AM

Here's Neil and Maynard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_cTzEJHJV0

What was that for Neil? A photoshoot that video photogs bombarded or press or some other kind?
Bob Biggerstaff

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

Great to see you again tonight. You put on an awesome show as usual.
SNUGGLEBLADE

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

COALINGA LOVE
Fist of Kong

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

another great show in Houston Neil!
thanks for comin' through!! we need all the laughs we can get!
carson

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

good to see you again
Tyler Tyler Haslett

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

Neil, I too want to know about that DVD even if its a fake item that we can never own!
Also, I fuckin loved how disgusted you look when that steveo ripoff called you "bud".
Pacifix

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

PACIFIX practically DEMAND some blasphemy at the upcoming irish shows! : )

peace & love (& sacrilege!)

PACIFIX
Angry Poo ProductionsRivan Riant

Jul 21, 2009 12:18 AM

You were great in Texas. I'll try and catch another show when you return to the US.
AbelAbel Murillo

Jul 14, 2009 6:46 PM

If I were you, I'd be careful with them atheist jokes in Ireland:

http://www.palibandaily.com/2009/07/09/ireland-makes-blasphemy-illegal/
Richard Nixon and his I…

Jul 14, 2009 5:50 PM

Your wikipedia page now says you were born in dubai.
Jay

Jul 12, 2009 6:56 AM

Oh and one more thing, please come Regina, SK. Canada. You can do some Regina rhymes with vagina jokes.
Jay

Jul 12, 2009 6:19 AM

The first thing I thought of when Michael Jackson died was, 'I wonder what Neil Hamburger thinks of this. He's going to have a field day with some great new Michael Jackson jokes.'
I can't wait to hear 'em!
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