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SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Mar 19, 2008 9:32 AM

CHILI DOG ROCK

Mar 17, 2008 9:53 PM

cheers! happy st. patty's day
SATAN’S SCROTUM ~ DRIVI…

Mar 16, 2008 4:55 AM

lol. thanks. thanks alot!
Matt...Makin it work

Jan 6, 2008 12:51 PM

yo... you still blowin smoke outta your eyes? happy new year.
Hunter

Dec 7, 2007 2:59 AM

Psycho chicks rocks, man if youre out in Phoenix let me know and we can set up a show to play with Crapple (I play bass in the band)
Peace
~*Jen*~

Nov 29, 2007 2:22 AM

Ken! That song was good.ha
Poopy Necroponde

Nov 18, 2007 11:15 PM

that music rips, dude! you are so wasted! i love to rock hard bro!! send me a DVD and i'll trade you for one of mine.......
~*Jen*~

Oct 19, 2007 3:24 AM

Hey Hot stuff!
Hunter

Oct 17, 2007 8:34 AM

Thanks for the add man
alligator is probably one of the best songs Ive heard in awhile.
Keep on rockin homeboy!!!
~*Jen*~

Oct 12, 2007 5:32 PM

Hey Ken! I love your pictures new hair (:
A bunch of girls are asking when they can meet you..so we'll have to figure out sometime to go out soon.

TTYL (:
Tommy

Oct 12, 2007 6:54 AM

I got beers too
co)))rePhil Reyes

Oct 4, 2007 10:34 PM

YOU RULE KKK!!!!!
-p)))
SCOTCHIE

Sep 22, 2007 11:06 PM

I love your theme "KALLENBACH"!!!!!!!! FUCKING AWESOME AND CATCHY AS HELL !
marble tulip juicy tree

Sep 22, 2007 11:52 PM

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ADD YOUR MUSIC TO MY SITE, MAKE THAT POSSIBLE PLEASE.....kitty comeback
THE FRENZY OF TONGS

Sep 17, 2007 10:06 PM

You rule!
sparty89

Sep 16, 2007 11:26 PM

Hey, Kenneth.
I just saw your ESPN commercial today. Very cool. Congrats, dude.
~*Jen*~

Sep 14, 2007 8:00 PM

Hey, yes I'm still with Mike. I saw the commercial..it's awesome! Let me know when you're in Jersey..we'll go get some drinks. You have a girlfriend now?
SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Sep 3, 2007 12:20 AM

this new song "Kallenbach" has a very dirty, evil black metal, biting tone to it. I love it! Sounds like it has a great Satan's Scrotum influence to it! ROFL!

YEAH!

what do have to say to all of your fans! I've been your fan since 97' when i first saw you on the stern show!

LOL
Matt...Makin it work

Aug 25, 2007 12:51 AM

kidd chris said you can blow smoke out of your ass... is that true?
Sick and Tired Funnies

Aug 20, 2007 1:26 PM

Maestro, you have outdone youself yet again.
SULLYBRian j. SUllivan

Aug 20, 2007 3:26 AM

that song is dope!!! Pittsburgh luvs ya bro!!!!!!
*Sandy*

May 9, 2007 7:52 PM

Hey Ken...Long time no talk. How are you? Hope all is going well with you..Hope to hear from you soon...Take care..Sandy
Sean Hopkins

May 4, 2007 9:53 PM

you rock man
RuthRuthyAnn Mandell

May 2, 2007 1:43 AM

Hey everybody!
Loving Life

Apr 19, 2007 5:34 PM

LOL Look Im leaving you a comment lol hey Im sure I can dig some pictures of you for your space from back in the day we all took the pictures that never should be seen LMAO
KMAN

Apr 13, 2007 12:42 AM

yo duuuuude!!
Jeff Whiting Band

Apr 4, 2007 1:02 AM

Kenneth, I love your music, but you gotta get rid of all these assholes leaving ads on you comments section. Can't wait to here some new stuff! Jeff
SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Feb 25, 2007 5:52 PM

sick tunes. you should go on my best of myspace sampler cd volume 4 yo. hey, why aren't I on your top 8?

see ya in vegas
SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Feb 19, 2007 11:34 AM

MAN "I GOT BEERS" SOUNDS LIKE FREEDOM!


WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/STEVIEHAYEZ
~~Lady~~

Jan 30, 2007 8:20 AM

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Buttery Delicious

Jan 4, 2007 8:03 PM

Hey Ken,

My sister bought me your DVD for Christmas. It is fantastic!

Have a great 2007!
Mayor of CRAZY TOWN!

Dec 30, 2006 4:45 AM

Hey Ken, Got your DVD and It's fantastic! Thanks! Happy New Year!
SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Dec 27, 2006 4:43 AM



Frankenstoner recently became a big celebrity, hollywood actor, and celebrity
fitness trainer. Frankenstoner is such a big celebrity, he even trains himself.
And he does a great job too! Look at that hot bod! Look at those high rates! It must
be Frankenstoner-man!
How else would Frankenstoner know Rick Murphy, 50WTKM, Doug Stanhope, Prince, and
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach personally if he wasn’t a god damn genius!? Big legends only know other big legends! Frankenstoner is even in Kenneth Keith Kallenbach legendary DVD available at www.kennethkeith.com for 10 bux and in the World Wide Events part 1 $ 2, and PYSCHOPATHIC the 82 minute full length motion picture all available at Stevie Hayes Records for $10. www.geocities.com/steviehayez Frankenstoner has made guest appearances at venues, house shows, parties, basements, garages, backyards, on albums, cds, tapes, vhs videos, ALIMENT home videos, DVD’s, SCW death matches, movies, films, comedy skits, stevie hayes public access shows, plays, pornos, reality shows all over the world!
Frankenstoner likes making money. Why else did you think
frankenstoner's mask is green!? if any bands/humans wish to pay
frankenstoner the celebrity big money, to take pictures with you, take pics
holding your bands cd's up, fly frankenstoner out to your band promo
shots you post up all over
the internet, and town, take personal photos with all you nude chix, victoria secret models,
Suicide girls model photoshoots, etc, just to say you had frankenstoner's celebrity status
aesthetic value added to your pics, to make them worth the big franken-bucks, then you can
start paying frankenstoner the big genius with big cock now.
frankenstoner is big genius with big cock $ big connections.
how else do you think he became such big celebrity!? How else do you think Frankenstoner became such a great guitar player/stand up comedian/actor? do you think this is some
messing around or something!? We got tha clown blues! cmon down! we don't mess around!
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SkeeterSkeeter Jenkins

Sep 14, 2006 11:04 AM

i realy like aligator alot
FRANKENSTONER ~ KING OF…

Aug 25, 2006 12:54 AM

he can't do it! get outa here wit that! so what do you do for a living?....i deliver mail. get outa here wit dat!
plaskon

Aug 23, 2006 3:23 AM

Sat AUG 26
The Secret Cervix

with Hy80 and Phuck Phace

Where?
Riddles Bar / Restaurant
300 Wanaque Ave - Pompton Plains, NJ

21+
Doors at 9pm

http://www.myspace.com/secretcervix

KK, me and my friends first heard "I Got Beers" in highschool (prolly 1996). We're so psyched to see it posted on MySpace like a decade later!
eRiN: The preposterous…

Jun 20, 2006 1:04 PM

I put you on my top friendies
'cos I'm nice like that. ♥ ;p
TRIPLE THREAT

Mar 8, 2006 8:27 PM

Thanks for add guys. We need to play some gigs together!

-TT
FAZ CAZ

Mar 6, 2006 10:25 AM

YOU RULE! love the unique guitar solo in Alligator! Check out my unique guitar solo in NO LIFE, i winged it and its a first taker, just like all "old starving bluesman trapped in a young dudes body should do it!" RIPPIN! Are you influenced by Micheal Shenker at all!? That guys a fucking badass, and the solo in Alligator reminds me of in that vein just a tad, but still very original where he dives, rips, bends, and slides all at the same time, its such a fucked up style & Schenker was the master at it, whoa!
DanaDana OMalley

Mar 5, 2006 6:34 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!
Snoop Dawny DawnDawn Thompson

Mar 2, 2006 4:12 AM

Hey Kenneth thanks for adding me. My sister and I met you when we were extras in Private Parts. It was the first time she saw you blow smoke out your eyes then she asked if you were on drugs. LOL! You're a nut.
☆MΞCHΞL☆

Feb 27, 2006 2:10 PM

Hey..

Thanx for the add.

Keep on Rockin...

MySpace Funny Pictures

Luv,
MecheL xx
FREE MONEY $$$ ~ KINGS …

Feb 27, 2006 7:00 AM

I've got that jay leno bit on tape. I thought it stunk the stuff he said to you!? you are an icon man, and he sounded like such an elitest toward you that night. Was that part of his act or was that for real?! You Rule! I really agree with the stuff David Grohl and That other dude from SNL said about you. only thing left to say is. Yeah!
TRIPLE THREAT

Feb 26, 2006 2:06 AM

I can blow smoke out my eys.

Keep rockin!

-TT
SATAN’S SCROTUM (ϟ)(ϟ) …

Feb 25, 2006 1:38 AM

Man you RAWK! Loved you on the stern show! "I just walk down the street & dudes just punch me in the face!" Yeah!"
The Sultan of Sarcasm

Feb 24, 2006 6:27 PM

"I ate a turkey sandwich...dildo..who wants to see my dildo?"

Lines like that is what makes you an icon Kenneth. Loved you on Howard.
Josh

Feb 24, 2006 5:59 AM

Cool page man.
FRANKIE B

Feb 23, 2006 10:21 PM

Hey Ken Thanx for adding me when are we going to get the band back together.....Frankie unbelievable drummer in the pixxxxx
the MOOGLES

Feb 23, 2006 6:20 PM

Cool tunes!
I got beers!

Love it!

Thank you for adding me on.

-S.





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Stop blowing smoke out of your eyes.


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JOHNNY TRUFILM's Offici…

Feb 22, 2006 5:55 PM

Hey Kenneth thanks for the add bro. Loved your show on Howard on Demand!
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