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Michael-Bass/Vocals-Mis…

Oct 7, 2009 8:30 PM

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 This is the third time we have played this show in Columbia. Bikers for Babies is a great cause that we support. The babies need all the help they can get so come to this show.
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Aug 5, 2009 7:27 PM

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May 21, 2009 10:31 PM


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Apr 29, 2009 1:39 PM



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Apr 24, 2009 5:36 PM

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Apr 23, 2009 2:53 PM

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ISEAH (NEW BLOG!)

Apr 15, 2009 6:02 PM

Just wondering if you could vote for us its for this years cornerstone festival
let me know dude!! and also how are you :)

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this is the link
Rickie Lee Tanner

Feb 24, 2009 10:05 PM
Ribbons and Rainbows Ph…

Feb 10, 2009 5:31 PM

Happy Valentines Day!!!
Keiley
Bud Summers

Jan 23, 2009 11:44 PM

Thanks for the add!
HayleyHayley Newman

Dec 31, 2008 4:15 PM


2009
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Buttugly

Nov 14, 2008 9:19 PM
Walk The Plank™

Sep 1, 2008 12:33 AM

This Friday, September 5th at Leisure World:
Bare Knuckle Conflict & Ghost In The Machine!
(click the links to check out the bands)

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May 17, 2008 12:03 AM

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May 14, 2008 2:43 PM

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May 8, 2008 3:12 PM

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May 6, 2008 8:40 PM

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Apr 29, 2008 6:54 AM

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Foss Jason Foss

Apr 19, 2008 9:11 PM

Hey The Dukum Inn, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!
Left Hand Black©

Apr 15, 2008 6:46 PM

PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN!

Come on Out and Party With Us!!!!!!!!!!

LHB April 19th, 2008
GarrettBrian Garrett

Mar 26, 2008 4:58 PM

I will be seeing YOU tonight Dukum! Its been a long time and a long time commin...
EricaErica Smith

Mar 24, 2008 7:31 PM

What are your drink specials on Wednesday nights? I'm bringing some friends and coming home to K-town for a bit and for the love of me cannot remember the specials!!! Thanks!!
Dobson Hall

Jan 8, 2008 6:34 AM
Always Lookin' For Some…

Jan 6, 2008 10:06 PM

Thank you to The Dukum and all of it's most excellent staff for a totally kick-ass New Year's. See you guys in a few month's when I visit again for Spring Break. Salud.
Kirksville Rocks!

Nov 15, 2007 1:29 AM

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B.J.

Aug 23, 2007 4:58 AM

5 days early! It's the 24th!
Miss you too though, thanks for the thought!

B.J.
Walk The Plank™

Aug 18, 2007 4:07 PM

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Bedroom Walls

Aug 6, 2007 4:16 AM

see you in september :-)
Left Hand Black©

Jul 5, 2007 11:26 PM

We're workin on a new record and its makein me thirsty.... See ya soon!!!
RishiRishi Barran

Jun 14, 2007 4:25 PM

Miss you all too... I'm going to have to find a time to come storm the place again soon
GarrettBrian Garrett

Jun 13, 2007 8:59 AM

The big red haired beast of a man at the door got married...
Green Lemon

May 27, 2007 12:56 PM

Festival season is on! Hope to see you at a festie or two this summer!

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EEP4E

May 26, 2007 7:21 PM

ahhh... I miss this place!!!
nakisha*

Apr 29, 2007 11:44 PM
Kirksville Rocks!

Apr 13, 2007 1:31 AM

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Apr 9, 2007 3:09 AM

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happy easter!
Green Lemon

Apr 6, 2007 1:13 PM

We're celebrating 4-20 with a week of great shows all over the central US including Columbia, MO; Hattiesburg, MS; Jackson, MS on 4-20; Springfield, MO; Chicago, IL for the Green Apple Festival and Green Bay, WI. Hope to see you at a show!

www.greenlemonband.com
nakisha*

Mar 18, 2007 1:46 AM
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Little Man

Feb 11, 2007 12:46 AM

Thank you for adding us!
Green Lemon

Feb 8, 2007 6:16 AM

Hope to see you at Mojo's!

www.greenlemonband.com
Foss Jason Foss

Jan 18, 2007 9:03 PM

THE BAR COMMANDMENTS

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk. I hate shots. It's coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are. I disagree with this one

22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works.

28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender's guide and browse through all the drinks you've never tried.

37. Try one new drink each week.

38. If you are the bar's sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you're off the hook. The same goes for him.

39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.

40. If you have ever told a bartender, "Hey, it all spends the same," then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It's okay to drink alone. I KNEW IT!

46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her "baby" or "darling". or "hey you... what's your name again?"

47. Nothing screams 'nancy boy' louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.

48. Men don't drink from straws. Unless you're doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.

52. Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.

53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don't know.

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

56. Screaming, "Someone buy me a drink!" has never worked.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious. Starting fights with drunks while drunk and then letting your sober friends fight for you is even funnier!

59. If you are broke and a friend is "sporting you", you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.

60. If you are broke and a friend is "making sport of you", you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.

62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you're ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.

63. If you're going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her OR HIS response.

64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.

66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, "I'm an idiot."

67. Never ask a bartender "what's good tonight?" They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.

68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. I AGREE

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they're sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.

76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.

77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with "I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . ."

78. When you're in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he's buying.

79. If you are 86'd, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.

80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you're going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It's the no-tell liquor.

82. There's nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you're supposed to be at work.

83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call. And that is the time you should start ordering the shots in 3's.

84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there's something in it.

85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.

87. If you adore your bartender(s) repost this for everyone to read
The Tribalmatics

Jan 4, 2007 9:49 PM

Bow Chicka Wow!

Thanks for the add.
Left Hand Black©

Dec 25, 2006 12:42 AM

To Sam.... you will be missed, from all of us in LHB thanx and good luck in whatever you may do..Our favorite bar won't be the same without ya.. Ryan LHB
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Dec 24, 2006 7:44 AM


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Dressy Bessy

Dec 11, 2006 1:50 AM



Oh yeah! Thanks!
Green Lemon

Dec 2, 2006 7:19 AM


Happy Holidays
from Green Lemon!

www.greenlemonband.com
RickyRicky Randy

Nov 24, 2006 12:29 AM

Look out Kville I'm going to the Dukum tonight. Happy Thanksgiving !!
Left Hand Black©

Oct 22, 2006 11:22 PM

Lookn forward to playn the UPP Dec. 2nd... Ryan LHB
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