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Beastie	Dec 2, 2007 10:27 PM Hey cuteface! You having a good holiday season so far?
ME	Oct 22, 2007 2:20 PM
ME	Sep 18, 2007 9:55 PM So much fun this weekend. "Why don't you just shower together?" *Matronly stare*
ME	Jun 21, 2007 2:36 PM Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding. Gob: Look whose got something to say. Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight BLEEP BLEEP, Buster! You old horny slut! Michael:Well, no one's gonna top that.
ME	May 31, 2007 9:22 PM There absolutely WILL be a margarita made in my mouth.
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	May 30, 2007 6:12 AM nice rack...
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	May 7, 2007 8:57 PM i'm pretty sure julie is coming...u in? it's gonna be off the hook!!! DRESS UP! PLEASE COME!!! GET ON MY LIST!!! PROM THEME PARTY!!! (not gay, not straight) LOTS OF FUN!!! GET ON MY LIST!!!! dress isn't mandatory, but appreciated... I NEED TO KNOW BY 2PM THURSDAY, to avoid paying door prices...
anna	Apr 28, 2007 2:53 PM iiii misssss youuuu tooooo!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (alksjaroiaeu) -- threw that in for KICKS. cannotcannotcannotwaittoseeyou
ME	Apr 9, 2007 3:09 PM
Peter	Mar 12, 2007 3:52 AM I'm sure you'll do fine. Hit me up with who you have. Enjoy your spring break :)
Justin	Feb 12, 2007 8:48 PM where's my money? Add to My Profile | More Videos
Grace	Jan 29, 2007 9:02 PM We missed you on Friday! Btw, Lizzie and I are 2/2. Now you and Jess must go on a Joe date...
Wembley & Fergus	Jan 19, 2007 4:35 PM No (though we ARE really cute)- we have so many friends because we don't have jobs (or law school), so we can spend our entire day social networking.
Justin	Dec 18, 2006 11:49 PM I'm doing pretty good. How's law school going? Tom and I are planning to come up to New York pretty soon.
Wembley & Fergus	Dec 7, 2006 4:39 AM good luck with your finals!
ME	Dec 1, 2006 5:59 PM 12:05 am Order room service- charge it to Nomar 's room - tried to spell out garciaparra- finally just screamed charge it Nomar's room and make it quick. 12:20 Order third porn movie of the day1 2:40 Filet Mignon with a side of chicken parm arrives 12:46 meal finished- calls back to room service- orders 2 piece of cheesecake charges it to Terry Francona's room 12:55 dessert arrives 12:57 dessert demolished- dougie strips down and take his pre bedtime swings naked in front of the mirror 1:30 can't sleep calls nomar's room and says in a spanish voice" this is omar minaya you have been traded to the Montreal expos- nomar cries- dougie calls him a @#%$ and tells him to go ice his pinky toe 1:45 calls derek lowe's room and tells him he has been traded to the pawtucket red sox2:00 am can't sleep - goes skinny dipping in the hotel pool 3:00 am finally falls a sleep after killing it for the third time today and another peice of cheesecake 9:55 wakes up- kills it- then takes a shower and shaves- leave one stripe down his chin-tells himself he is a stud who hits bombs 10:15 takes 30 hard cuts naked 10:20 gets dressed- tight jeans- cowboy boots and tanktop heads off to park10:22 leaves note at front desk- please tell derek lowe and nomar to call john henry asap- leaves them a 900 number to call 11:00 arrives at ballpark- give dead leg to shilling and tells him to shut the @#%$ up for once 11:15 tells nomar he heard he is being traded to the expos for 3 pieces of @#%$ and some toilet paper 11:17 ask nomar if his @#%$ is still sore 11:18 steps on nomar's heel- tells him to quit being a @#%$ 11:30 chest bumps wakefield11:45 pulls shilling aside with a flying tackle and screams in his face- if you weren't such a loud mouth i would be catching Randy every 5th day instead of chasing knuckleballs to the backstop. tells he got rocked in new york and stop pitching like suck a @#%$- rips shilling wallet from his backpocket and and takes his cash 12:00 tells derek lowe- what the @#%$ are you doing here- i thought we already traded your @#%$ weak ass sinker ball headcase @#%$ carcass-gives lowe a wedgie and farts in his face 12:15 screams out loud- "we trade nomar yet?" 12:45 orders chicken parm1:25 finishes eating- heads out to bp 1:30 gets put in nomar bp group 1:42 throws nomar out of the cage 1:50 hits 13 of 20 pitches 400 feet foul- misses other 7 1:52 nomar gets back in cage- calls him and his wife gay- throws baseballs at nomar heels- hope he trips and hurts himself 1:55 reminds nomar that the sox dropped ther offer from 15 to 12 million-tells nomar they are having a party tonight when they trade him 2:15 takes 45 minutes nap- gets ready for deadline-dreams he hit game 7 dinger onto the mass pike- wakes up sees nomar and is pissed3:15 announce to clubhouse- "nomar or @#%$ down lowe get traded yet ?" 3:45 bad mood takes over as it is the trading deadline and he sees nomar has not been traded 3:58 clubhouse closed to reporter- theo walks in- announes see ya @#%$-does a sack dance in nomar face 4:02 team notified of nomar's deal- leads chants in nanananana hey hey hey goodbye 4:10 bullshit do lowe not traded- tells him he is getting racked tonight- stuffs him in his locker 4:15 high fives luccino and bear hugs theo- theo stunned 4:30 tells francona they should have trade Francona and schilling to Wilkes Barre- 4:33 francona runs away- dougie catches him and give him an atoimic wedgie- tells him to @#%$ bunt the runner along every now and then; francona runs and hides behind schilling. 4:45 makes plan for post game celebration nomar traded party at local nightspot 4:50 grabs schilling's wallet and takes out cash to pay for party 5:05 announces today is a good day- With that, I bring you Doug Mirabelli's doubleheader on 7/22: 9:00 shakes off the cobwebs and gets out of bed 9:01 lets out blistering fart and takes 90 second piss on his hands- farts 5 more times 9:03 drinks 3 raw eggs Rocky Balboa style and opens the fridge 9:05 take out leftovers from the Kowloon pupu platter for 3 he picked up last night 9:15 grunts at his wife and gives hid kids 20 bucks each to leave him alone 9:17 takes a dump9:22 sings Van Halen in the shower 9:25 shaves and leaves his goatee 9:30 takes 35 vicious cuts with his bat naked in front of the mirror-screams out loud "Dougie is going deep tonight " 9:45 puts on his cowboy boots and tight jeans and tanktop and gets ready to leave 9:50 grunts at his wife and kids and tells them he'll see them tomorrow 9:57 pulls onto RT 1 with Led Zeppelin blaring- cuts three people off-gives the finger to all three people 10:15 pulls into Fenway park- tells clubhouse parking attendant to make sure he blocks nomar in 10:16 puts the kid in a headlock and threatens the kid and his families' life if there is one scratch on his truck 10:22 walks into clubhouse and calls Nomar a homo for the the first time time today and 350th time this month- asks Nomar if he misses his boyfriend merloni 10:27 takes a sh*t- leaves door open and yells at anyone who walks by 10:30 gives nomar a deadleg and calls him a homo 10:33 stuffs derek lowe in a locker and pisses on him 10:37 goes through a 10 minute hand shake with his boy Wakefield 10:45 takes Pokey's Headphones off and steps on them- says until he is hitting 250-no music. 10:50 Francona walks by and Dougie cuts him off and says "Is Dougie DHing the first game " 10:51 Francona runs and hides behind Schilling 10:55 Dougie tells Trot if he played 162 Games his numbers would look like this : 375 72 Hr's 52 Doubles 9 Singles 6 Walks 220 K'S 11:17 writes back response to to fan's Letter "Hey P*ssy, I don't wear batting gloves because they are for p*ssies like your boyfriend Nomar " 11:30 Walks out to batting pratice with a tantkop on 11:45 after no stretching steps into the cage- ignores the 5 bunts standard procedure 11:47 takes 25 cuts- hits 17 over the monster and misses the other 8 11:48 calls the batting practice pitcher a homo and tells him to go bang nomar for mixing in a curve after Dougie hit one onto the pike 11:55 Tackles Nomar and gives him wedgie- calls him a pickle smoker 12:00 Dougie's daily order of Double Chicken Parm from Joe Tecci's arrives 12:07 Dougie finishes Chicken Parm and pours the rest of his sauce into Nomar's locker 12:15 Tito posts lineup- Dougie sees he is not the DH- Calls Francona a p*ssy. Francona runs behind Schilling 12:25 Dougie gets nakes and take 25 cuts in front of the clubhouse mirror- annoucing "Dougie is going deep tonight " 12:45 Takes a sh*t- uses Nomars 350 dollar silk shirt to wipe his ass- 1:05 game starts - Dougie tells Francona he is not going to the bullpen to warm up pitchers. Francona hides behind schilling 1:25 Dougie annouces he is ready to pinch hit in the Bottom of the first for Nomar. 1:45 Abe Alvarez comes in- Dougie tells him he sucks and will back at trenton by 7 tonight 1:55 dougies 4 fenway frank arrive- pays with nomar's credit card 2:15 finishes shopping with nomars credit card- maxed it out at Auto Zone 2:30 dozes off 3:30 sees they are losing and goes back to the dugout and tells whole team they suck except for him and wake 3:33 annouces himself ready to pinch hit 4:30 sox lose game- Dougie tells Francona he should have DH'D him-Francona runs away 5:00 Dougie tells Nomar singles are for p*ssies 5:30 Dougie takes BP again- refuses to bunt 5:33 Dougie hit 22 pitches over the wall 11 fair- 11 foul- all pulled- he missed 15 pitches 6:00 Dougie see name in lineup- calls francona a p*ssy for batting him 8th- francona hides behinf schilling 6:05 Dougie demands to bat cleanup 6:25 announces that Dougie is going deep tonight 6:30 dinner arrives- 2 steaks from the capital grille- dougie pours steak juice into nomar's locker- makes d lowe eat the fat 6:35 dougie gives d lowe an atomic wedgie 7:00 tells wakefield the show some balls tonight and don't throw anything in the dirt 7:10 scoreless first- dougie tells francona it must be the catching 7:25 Dougie tells fans in on deck circle he is going deep 7:27 dougie screams at pitcher- tells him he is a p*ssy and he is taking him deep 7:30 Dougie hits bomb off the wall- coasts into second. almost gets thrown out 7:31 tells pitcher he fastball sucks- tells shortstop and second baseman that he didn't get all of it- 8:15 dougie ropes a rocket to third- third baseman takes all day and still turns two on dougie-8:16 fans boo dougie 8:17 dougie tells family fo 4 to @#%$ off and steals some kids hot dog on way to dugout8:18 dougie is tired and is happy he it into a doubleplay- he did not want to run the bases anymore 9:10 dougie fans on inside pitch after crushing 4 foul home runs- calls pitcher- catcher and ump all p*ssies 9:30 9th inning - dougie is exhausted- walks out to the mound and calls embree a p*ssy and tells him to just bring the heat- dougie wants to get home 9:50 Dougie showers- and walks around the clubhouse naked- tells dan shaugnessy and gordon edes to blow him- 9:55 dougie shaves - and leaves a goatee 1 0:00 Knocks nomar off his exercise bike- calls him a homo singles hitter and leaves clubhouse 10:10 cuts off 4 redsox fans- gives the bird to everyone near him 10:25 arrives at Kowloon on RT 1 1 0:45 sits down at bar and digs into his pupu platter for 3 12:00 stumbles home and parks truck on the front lawn- goes for a dip in his above ground pool 12:10 leaves tighty whitey's on his neighboor's windshield 12:15 walks into house nakes and screams "who saw my bomb i hit tonite???" 12:30 wakes up whole neighborhood 12:45 takes 35 cuts naked and orders porn 12:55 pulls out bucket of KFC and gets ready for movie 1:15 dougie passes out on couch
ME	Oct 21, 2006 3:17 AM .. width="425" height="350">..> i might try this. heck, i have a ton of time on my hands.
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	Oct 14, 2006 1:27 AM yes i was joking...and it looks like you are having a "fun, sexy time"
JCat	Oct 9, 2006 2:14 PM Hey Lauren thanks for coming out Friday!
DRIZZLY BEAR	Oct 6, 2006 8:20 PM yeah kiddo...don't know WHAT the fuck you were thinking...did you not learn ANYTHING from the past few years??
Becky	Sep 15, 2006 10:10 PM Happy Birthday Lauren! Have a great one.
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	Sep 15, 2006 12:56 AM HAPPY B-DAY VIRGO! .. width="425" height="350">..>
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	Sep 9, 2006 4:16 AM Have a Nice Day.
DRIZZLY BEAR	Jul 30, 2006 4:45 PM europe!
ME	Jul 20, 2006 8:07 PM .. width="425" height="350">..>
DRIZZLY BEAR	Jun 26, 2006 3:31 AM so where the fuck you BEEN at?
ME	Jun 12, 2006 2:55 PM New boy in the neighborhood Lives down stairs and it's understood. He's there just to take good care of me. Like he's one of the fam-i-ly.
ME	May 25, 2006 3:03 AM Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Lauren. It's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	May 24, 2006 7:45 AM .. width="425" height="350">..>
ME	May 18, 2006 2:51 PM Image code by MySpaceDirect.com healthworks
Jim	May 16, 2006 6:01 PM I think I'll leave the Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana fashion statement to you...
DRIZZLY BEAR	May 16, 2006 3:18 PM doin the thing love. getting over some HORRIBLE sickness :-(
Jim	May 15, 2006 2:11 PM Jim C's was the best 11 person b-day party ever. Don't you have any jeans with knees on them...?
JCat	May 15, 2006 1:47 PM Yeah New England got hit hard huh? The party was awesome. We missed you guys but we'll catch up this weekend :)
JCat	May 15, 2006 1:41 PM Hi Lauren. No witty comment, it's Monday morning.
ME	May 11, 2006 7:18 PM Stop eating gummy bears. And ALL bears for that matter.
DANGILObrian© the Über-…Dangilo Brian Bonilla	Apr 19, 2006 11:51 AM It's a She-Male' and it's beautiful...
Becky	Apr 17, 2006 6:40 PM Well, I had to go and open my big mouth didn't I? Haha. I don't want Julie to kill us. I probably shouldn't, but a girl can dream.
JCat	Apr 17, 2006 6:28 PM Where'd you get that picture of me grabbing my boobs? Good thing my face is cropped out
Becky	Apr 17, 2006 6:25 PM Soooo, Coachella? No right? Or maybe?
ME	Apr 17, 2006 6:13 PM My mental image of Lauren at the Franz concert: Layouts at MySpace ToolBox
DRIZZLY BEAR	Apr 17, 2006 4:44 PM oooh...visuals!
ME	Apr 11, 2006 5:51 PM HTML Codes at MySpace ToolBox
Mike	Apr 11, 2006 4:59 PM I secretly love your pink... mostly because it makes you so easy to by for! Pink coffeemaker, pink toaster, pink handcuffs...

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