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garygary freedman	Jun 20, 2009 1:27 AM Here's a joke I do even though people don't get it: I'm half Jewish. On Yom Kippur I only eat half a sandwich.
Prayers For The People	May 29, 2009 4:00 AM Everyone can benefit from new friends, thank you for the add! "Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight." Proverbs 3:5-6
MY OBSCENE BABY	May 29, 2009 3:59 AM It's supposed to be absurd. It's the very first episode of INTEGALACTIC and it's the first thing me and Morgan have ever acted in. It's a work in progress. I learn as I go. It's a great start though. We had a lot of fun and will be putting more stuff out soon. Maybe next time we'll have a script. I fucking find it HILARIOUS!!!! I'm so proud of how bad it sucks. I hate introductions... I can't just start killing people. Maybe next time... maybe next time. Enjoy... we'll be back. I love love LOVED making this. It's in two parts because YouTube only allows you to upload 10 minutes at a time... we're working out the small stuff... ..
garygary freedman	May 11, 2009 7:03 AM So what's new? Haven't talked to you in a long time. The weather is finally starting to heat up in the Northeast. I love Obama! He lives just down the street from me, but we don't hang out.
Asia	Apr 23, 2009 7:52 PM i saw your stand up on comedy central and loooooooved it! you're wicked funny:)
Mayor McSegway	Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM Happy Easter
Elijah	Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM Thank you very much for the add! Please support us by commenting our shirts and posting up on the blog on. Thank you! "Because Orange Chicken is the New JDM!" IBurnClothing.com "Because Orange Chicken is the New JDM!"
SigourneySigourney Woltjen	Feb 24, 2009 8:41 AM have fun in nashville! demitri's show is great :)
Kelli★Kelli Koch	Feb 19, 2009 5:03 AM Dan, You were great in Cleveland last night! =)
garygary freedman	Feb 7, 2009 5:39 PM MILF Some people hate the term. They think it's crude. But let's analyze this. MILF -- Mothers-in-law-who-f___? Think about it for a minute: if your mother-in-law didn't f___, you wouldn't have a spouse.
Twitter.com/JDFelip™ Pa'yecha'muu Junior	Feb 7, 2009 4:47 AM I sorta pee'd my pants the first time I saw your stand-up from laughing so hard. Luckily, I found my zipper in time. Saving you a costly lawsuit.
Hannah☮De La VegaHannah De La Vega	Feb 3, 2009 5:36 PM So I totally quoted your joke today... my freind was talking about how someone invented the internet.. and I told her the dick massager joke! hahahah she loved it!
idiotkid.	Jan 31, 2009 5:04 AM when are you doing l.a. again?? last time my friends and i saw you one of them had a major bathroom attack and had to leave in the middle of your set... sooo, yeah. i think she's still waiting to see the other half of it.
Corey	Jan 24, 2009 2:32 AM Go vote for Dan Mintz on the Comedy Central Stand-Up showdown!! http://comedians. comedycentral. com/standup-showdown/browse/l-q
garygary freedman	Jan 17, 2009 7:07 PM So Adolf Eichmann is brought before a judge on the charge of genocide. He pleads with the judge for leniency. "But Your Honor, I was always an upstanding member of the community. I gave to charities and rendered assistance to the infirm. It was only in middle age that I became a Nazi. Feh! I was having a bad day!"
Noah Zark (The potenta…Noah Zark	Jan 8, 2009 10:27 AM funny stuff.
curious Crystal-	Jan 10, 2009 7:52 AM Dan- -thanks for the add -you CRACKED ME UP -'are you gonna rape me?' -id totally wear the shirt! -peace =) Crystal-
Jeffjeff gilkenson	Jan 6, 2009 1:29 AM jarret and i are both looking at the same thing.
Dark Metamorphosis	Nov 24, 2008 3:30 PM Dan you are a comedy genius, you have your own style, and there's no one quite like you. Keep up the good work man!
SigourneySigourney Woltjen	Nov 10, 2008 4:25 AM hope your show with BJ went well!! :)
morgan murphy	Nov 8, 2008 3:30 AM I owe you a phone call! (and please don't see "Cookers" without me)
The Whiskey Sournotes	Oct 31, 2008 4:30 AM love to ya'! lambe
Daniel Kinno	Oct 30, 2008 10:07 PM good to seeing you tuesday. thanks for coming out. looking good dan.
caroline♥Caroline Scambos	Oct 27, 2008 9:09 PM So... I just visited your wikipedia page. You were born in Anchorage, who knew? Hah, it must be cool having your own wikipedia page. And I totally didn't know you were on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, I can't believe I missed that one. I'll have to catch up on my Conan sometime soon. By the way, Lucky Louie and The Andy Milonakis Show are two of my favorites. peace and love, caroline :)
faith ivey	Oct 22, 2008 11:59 AM stuck in alaska working at a bar
garygary freedman	Oct 14, 2008 5:17 PM Barack Obama: I always knew the Democratic Party's great white hope would turn out to be a black man.
garygary freedman	Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM Happy Columbus Day, Dan!
No on 8 - No on H8	Oct 3, 2008 5:55 AM Thanks for the support! Please encourage all your friends and neighbors to VOTE NO on 8, NO on HATE! Cheers! :)
Future Relative	Oct 3, 2008 4:21 AM hey Dan, thanks for the message! I'm gonna make it to the Cellar this weekend, lookin forward to it. - Armand
♥ CB	Sep 24, 2008 3:31 PM Dan! Thanks for the request/add!!! All the best!! xoxo ♥ Cassandra B.
Justin Time Publishing	Sep 20, 2008 2:04 PM 9 PM our band The Dirty Suits is going to be filming a video for our song ' ballad of mr. b.' at Canter's Kibitz Room 419 Fairfax in Hollywood. Please check us out at www. myspace. com/jaimesolblack No pay, but it's going to be a great time. Let's have fun and enhance the sense of fun and community in our wonderful city.
Nuclear Corn Jacket	Sep 20, 2008 3:34 AM THANKS FOR BEING ONE OF OUR FAV COMICS!! ENJOY!! ..See more funny videos at Funny or Die..
MelyssaK PlaysGuitarBas…	Sep 17, 2008 2:28 PM Hi, Dan. Just dropping in to say hi. "HI!" I hope you've been well.
AMETHYST ----(Offi…	Sep 10, 2008 10:32 PM
Secret Asian Jenn	Sep 10, 2008 8:56 PM hey dan mintz. how have you been?
zahrasia	Aug 30, 2008 11:44 AM Hello Mister Dan Mintz Greetings from Algeria
Jaijai granofsky	Aug 28, 2008 5:51 PM Hi, Dan. It's me again from Montreal. I remember seeing you at Just For Laughs a few years back in MTL. When will the funniness reign again?
Hannah☮De La VegaHannah De La Vega	Aug 27, 2008 5:30 AM DAN! you need more pictures on here.... Saw you in Seattle when you were here. you need to come back!!! Are you working on anything new right now?
Elizabeth	Aug 1, 2008 9:15 AM Hi cutie, I finally mustered up the courage to see "The Dark Knight." It was pretty good. By the way, do you remember the hospital scene where Commissioner Gordon was talking to Harvey Dent? I was thinking , "Stop talking and let's see your face." He turned his face and it was unbelievable! It was a new shade of blue that I had never seen before. I call it "Cookie Monster's Testicles" and with any luck, Valspar will get right on it ! Hope you're living the good life and by the way, I read that you were working on Demetri Martin's new show. You're amazing! Can't wait to see it! Later
SigourneySigourney Woltjen	Aug 7, 2008 2:04 AM haven't posted a comment in a while so thought i would now! what are you up to these days???
Lost Dog	Aug 9, 2008 10:35 AM funny
tom-my is the bomb-y.	Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM i saw you on comedy central presents and i thought you were freakin' hilarious. keep it up. :]
StaleyB	Jul 9, 2008 2:56 AM are you really selling 'are you gonna rape me' t shirts, because if so, i want one. And if you are, how would i get one? (i wanted to get one for my friend, because we recently watched that bit together, halarious =] )
alexa♥	Jul 9, 2008 1:02 AM alright. my mom just bought chick fil a for me :D i love it haha and the spice girls have finally gone on my ipod have you done anything new this weekend?
Mr. Weber	Jul 9, 2008 2:06 AM hey, i want one of those "are you gonna rape me?" shirts
alexa♥	Jul 9, 2008 12:13 AM :) how are you?
alexa♥	Jul 8, 2008 11:14 PM i saw you on comedy central and you are really funny :)
12 Shiny Nickels	Jun 22, 2008 3:07 AM Free Beer. Great Comedians. Every Friday & Saturday 11pm .. www. twelveshinynickels. com
JoshJosh Tomozolli	Jul 9, 2008 12:42 AM Here is that post of the 4Th HAPPY LATE 4TH OF JULY!!!!

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