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Irma aKa JetIrma Garza

Dec 21, 2009 2:24 AM

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! :D
Mimmo Della Cava

Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM

Great actor...great man!!!
♡☠♫☁☂Skeletal☼Intrigue☂…Hungry Ghost

Dec 20, 2009 8:40 PM

hey, thanks for the add.
i really enjoy your comedic style.
hope you're having a great day! [:
ShittyLibby Figueroa

Dec 19, 2009 10:19 PM

I had made you a Genius Suicide Safety Raft(G.S.S.R.)

complete with salty chips in case you drown instead of commit suicide

Kurt Cobain and Van gogh didnt have one but you would have

but i cant send the picture. Balls

in the meantime, dont collapse under your own genius
thanks for the add.
Gerardo

Dec 19, 2009 10:19 PM

you are my hero.
Let-letMa. Consolacion siao Ylanan

Dec 19, 2009 10:19 PM

Hey just wanted to say Hi ;)
Catherine! Online Now!

Dec 19, 2009 10:18 PM

Hey there 8D It's been a while since I've stopped by to say hello! So here I am, and CANNOT wait until the new episodes of Important Things in feb. :) Peace, Demetri p.s. Do you know when the next time you'll be in Ohio is? I missed you last time :/
JaneJane Lozano

Dec 19, 2009 10:18 PM

Hi,

It's always great to listen to your music, thank you for that
~N

Dec 16, 2009 2:56 PM

Damn.. I was gonna express my adoration.. But looks like you got plenty of that coming at you (And from some hot ass ladies too!).... Well that rules! You're wicked smart w/ a clever wit. Such charms are deserving of love & admiration. (As long as those qualities arent crossed out by some secret sinister side that likes to kill puppys & make prank calls - In which case I take it back.) Good luck w/ the shows.... Hoping to catch 1 this time around when you come to SF. Check ya later. ~N
Billy D. Online Now!

Dec 16, 2009 9:14 AM

Demetri - go forth and ride upon your majestic steed of comedy.
'нєαтнєя;

Dec 15, 2009 11:15 PM

I have a positive mystery for you:
Who sewed my comforter?
Simone

Dec 15, 2009 7:27 AM

yep. you're pretty amazing.
Barbie

Dec 14, 2009 4:20 PM

jim gaffigan is my favorite other than you :) didnt know that until i saw him in your friends
Ross Quaine.

Dec 14, 2009 1:22 AM

Dear Demetri,

You're effing awesome.

Sincerely,
Ariana
JohnJohn Ingram

Dec 14, 2009 1:21 AM

Thanks for the add!
Joh_ZJose Aguilar

Dec 13, 2009 9:05 AM

thnx for the add...ur like the best comedian ever
mclovin.

Dec 13, 2009 6:13 AM

i've seen almost all of your stand-up's & shows.
you're one of the best comedians ever.
it's a hard choice between you and baby jesus.


-L
USE THE COCK!Jesus Sanchez Online Now!

Dec 12, 2009 10:53 PM

is this the real demitri martin?
NoeB Noe

Dec 9, 2009 6:59 AM

Hey can I get some b- batteries
Passíon;

Dec 7, 2009 7:49 PM

I saw you in Paper Heart.
:D

Funny.
"I think you're potentially loveable."
iliana♥Iliana Lizette Villalobos

Dec 6, 2009 5:01 PM

I LOVE YOUU!
⊱✿◕‿◕✿❦PENNY❦⊱✿◕‿◕✿

Dec 6, 2009 1:58 AM

hola coming to show love to ur page ......... :)
Paula Wolfe

Dec 2, 2009 1:22 AM

Thanks for accepting the request.

paulax
AllisonAllison Pond

Nov 30, 2009 3:34 PM

Have a good day,my friend
lola

Nov 30, 2009 6:07 AM

THANKS D , CHEERS
Crossing 13th

Nov 29, 2009 11:59 PM

Hey thanks for the add Demetri! You are effing hilarious. Check out our music!
JessieAnne. Online Now!

Nov 29, 2009 6:29 AM

i hope to meet you some day.
i was walking past the venue you were at in minneapolis over the summer. i turned a corner and saw "DEMETRI MARTIN" above the place. and i was so close to going. but i couldn't. :[ i took a picture of it tho :]
☼Kirstin Peters

Nov 28, 2009 11:51 PM

ohmygod i love you:)
i had a dream and you were in it:)
✖Pirate Madalyn✖Moneyneh Obangbang

Nov 28, 2009 11:51 PM

I just saw your "If" show and I was wondering what word could you get out of Madalyn Oliver. I can't come up with anything.
Big Blue Ball

Nov 28, 2009 9:20 PM

Thanks, Demetri. Nice.
ღmary.spk™Maria Silvia Moreno Olvera

Nov 28, 2009 4:44 PM

you are amazing :D
JIMMIE DEEGHAN(*holiday…

Nov 28, 2009 4:44 PM

hey, how's your morning?
ℓind$єy ℓєopaяdє$$ [twi…

Nov 27, 2009 5:52 PM

you have an awesome sense of humor, your full of good jokes, and your good looking.
who wouldn't like you?! :)
Rising Sun Express (NEW…

Nov 27, 2009 5:52 PM

Hey! Whats up?
ϟ Michelle?! ϟ

Nov 27, 2009 5:52 PM

*DISRUPTS STREAM OF HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS*
Come to Tulsa OKlahoma. We want to admire you run around a stage being cool and drawing on a large pad and listen to your incredible music!
OH and by the way you're like my hero. I don't know why, just because you are. Thats kinda weird huh? OH well, I'm gonna leave a long comment anyawys xD Even though I don't even think you really check your myspace anyways, what with filming season two of important things and whatnot. Have fun in San Francisco (Hippie Central) Taking Woodstock is amazinnnng
(HCMG) an interview wit…

Nov 26, 2009 6:35 PM

happy thanksgiving
Tracy

Nov 26, 2009 6:35 PM

Happy Thanksgiving!
xo
YOOOYY, TELAU!☺Verma Sasao

Nov 26, 2009 6:35 PM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! :)
Rena! ™Rena Davonne

Nov 26, 2009 6:35 PM

Dan Cummins copies you.
Lacey - You Know I'm Se…

Nov 25, 2009 7:13 AM

Hey I just wanted to say... Thanks for the add! :)
Cassie

Nov 24, 2009 5:10 AM

I really liked your show ! I went to the San Francisco taping. I was the girl who liked your watch, which I'm still very jealous of btw haha. Anywho amazing job, keep up the great work & thanks for being such an inspiration. You're so cool & you dont even know it. jk, you do know it. :)
--Cassie
KEITH Keith Fellows

Nov 24, 2009 12:51 AM

good to be friends
OverratedComercialismChelsea Cady

Nov 24, 2009 12:51 AM

You know, it'd be epicly cool if you talked about normality in your show. For example, is normality even possible in todays society? And if so, what constitutes that definition? haha, but I am rambling.


You are the fucking sex and I think you are hilarious and I watch your show every time it comes on. :3
Miss*Petite*Cassie*Cassandra Hodges

Nov 24, 2009 12:51 AM

When is the New Season, going to start??? anyone!?
Aye-duh!Ada Kan

Nov 23, 2009 5:32 AM

You were amazing last night. I'm glad you got to shoot in SF. I can't wait for the new season of your show to start!
HeatherHeather Forman

Nov 22, 2009 10:17 PM

Does video of "Spiral Bound" exist? Anyone know?
Manischewitz Gooberman …

Nov 22, 2009 10:17 PM

You did well tonight! Best live show i've seen in a while :)
stephanie

Nov 22, 2009 10:17 PM

Show was amazing last night! So glad I got to see you! :)
junior trainer krystal

Nov 22, 2009 10:17 PM

oh my jesus, thank you for an amazing show.


also, you never did tell me if there were any violets (:
Catherine Alane HundleyCat Hundley

Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM

Hi, Demetri.

I am your biggest FANATIC.

Love,
Cat
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