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The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them
got together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and
Japanese and asked for help on this matter. An American replied,
"You must do something so the world will respect you. The Japanese
are known for their technology and the Germans are known for their
resourcefulness. We Americans have had respect since we helped win
the World War against the other two. See, you need to do something
world-famous." A German added," Yes, he's right. Why don't you find
a place in this world in need of a bridge that no one has dared build,
build it, come back to us, and we will help publicize it."

With that, the Polish set off to build their bridge. They designed it
and worked 6 months and finally completed it. They then went back to
report it to the group. The bridge was a beautiful bridge but it had
one flaw: it was erected in the middle of the Sahara Desert. An
American said, "No, no. See, that is why you have your reputation.
There is no need for a bridge in the middle of the desert. Now go
and dismantle it, and find a more strategic spot to erect it."

The Polish returned to the conference in two weeks. One of the Japanese
said, "Two weeks! It only took you two weeks to dismantle that bridge
and build a new one??? That is amazing!!" To which a Polish man replied,
"Well, not exactly. When we returned to the bridge we couldn't dismantle
it because there were all these Italians fishing off it."