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ProOT records

Sep 14, 2009 4:56 PM

Prootject :: Video Games Unplugged


For its first conceptual project, Proot records suggests you to cover Video Games soundtracks with only acoustic sources !





It's a great occasion for you to honor those great composers and compositions !


SUBMISSIONS - RULES - PRACTICAL DETAILS - DIFFUSION - COMMENTS


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http://prootrecords.free.fr/index.php?post/PRTJCT_VGU
Helên Thomas: poetry / …

Aug 22, 2009 1:26 AM

madonna shite
The Brick Lane GalleryBricklane Gallery

Jul 26, 2009 12:09 PM

The Brick Lane gallery proudly presents:

Monsters on the basement..




marco_angelini flyer..

www.thebricklanegallery.com
CRACKTOWN Online Now!

Jul 17, 2009 5:46 PM

What-ho there, old sport - and thanks for discerning the evanescent sliver of good cheer in the work of two cats who'd quite happily hang themselves if there was nothing good on the telly.
Keep it gangsta, etc...
CrackTown
Kevin Boniface

Jul 17, 2009 5:12 PM

Hi Ash, Do you (or anyone you know) make zines? We need zines for an exhibition in Halifax. I think we're going to dangle them from the ceiling at eye level or something; a kind of Forest of Zines? Should be good providing they don't all get tangled up by cheeky scallies.
Drop me a line if you interested

Thanks

Kevin
onofre bachiller * phot…onofre bachiller

Apr 25, 2009 11:39 PM

Gracias por tu amistad, felicidades por tu trabajo, me ha emocionado. Tus aportaciones y comentarios a mySpace son bien recibidos, es un layout muy visitado y querido en España.




SALUD Y LIBERTAD.
Hungry Dog Brand

Apr 4, 2009 8:15 PM

Thanks Ash. The chair looks particularly sexy I think.
Dogfishtrombone

Apr 2, 2009 10:04 PM

Thank you for performing at Dogfishtrombone!
Best wishes
Martin HD
Whose Round Is It Anyway

Feb 24, 2009 3:54 PM

Thanks for add!be great to see your lovely face down there next tuesday! the game show I mean...ooh misses x
Colonel Crabtree Smythe

Feb 17, 2009 4:08 PM

Thanks for add --- www. colonel-radioshow. co. uk for good fresh uk comedy !!!
DavidDavid Demaine

Feb 12, 2009 5:27 PM

A nice little story for you here, courtesy of Sir Terry Wogan...
Your Earth Clocks

Feb 11, 2009 4:53 PM

Thanks Ashley, your comedy sounds like surreal northern filth to my slightly droopy ears. Good stuff.
Best wishes Alex M
brian

Feb 10, 2009 9:53 AM

I very much liked your songs
Bugger’s Muddle

Feb 5, 2009 6:38 PM

bloody great stuff - the football results are pure horsebrass.
jLUie bEwB

Feb 5, 2009 8:34 AM

That cracker of a headline was from my local paper The Hucknall Dispatch.
The chief writer, Denis, has worked there for 55 years (How bloody old is he???) and writes the most fantastic headlines!
DavidDavid Demaine

Feb 4, 2009 10:18 AM

Ta for the video.
In words of Dick Emery (in Mandy guise): "You are awful-- but I like you!"
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 28, 2009 2:53 AM

Sorry I can't make it to your re-enactment of the Deliverance scene but rest assured that in my mind my pants are indeed dropped and I will, internally at least, squeal like a pig. I am at home, alone, battering the living daylights out of MacAulay Culkin for spitting through the cat flap again. The cheeky wee shite. Eric's in fine form though. Sort of fluid and damp like ink. I sold him my cold sore.
Daviddavid halling

Jan 21, 2009 5:53 AM

Hi Ashley, great to hear from you again and thanks for the Video ... it's really excellent, absolutely top class. Anyone who starts rucking with Lizards gets my vote anytime ! ... send it to Philip Moss too, he'd love to hear from you. Hope all is well with you, all the best, David.
DavidDavid Demaine

Jan 16, 2009 12:14 PM

Muchas grassy ass for the add, I really enjoyed those songs. I wet myself listening to them; not because of age-related incontinence, but because I was laughing so hard.

Personally, I like to maintain a high level of mediocrity. Thus:

There was a farmer from Greece,
Who did obscene things with his geese,
But he went too far,
With a budgerigar,
And a parrot phoned the police.
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 15, 2009 9:55 PM

There was an old woman called Mary
Whose face was immensely hairy
she was really called Colin but i didn't realise
ASOMVEL

Jan 14, 2009 11:00 PM

Aye up, Ash!

I'll get me arse down for a gander. I'm just one of them knobs that keep forgetting.

That vids a bit of a lark innit? How queer...
Rob Tarbuck

Jan 14, 2009 10:50 AM

Thanks for the request dude! Good to meet you.

I once worked with Ivor Cutler.
Glad to see his spirit lives on!
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 13, 2009 10:47 PM

There was a young man called Cranley
Whose parents were Ethel and Stanley
Ethel stank of cheese
and Stanley of pee
So Cranley murdered them and then severed his own head from his body
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 13, 2009 5:06 PM

and the one on the left has a donkeys penis
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 13, 2009 5:05 PM

je nes regret rien

Yours
Norman Lamont
(wanker)
pete minns Online Now!

Jan 13, 2009 4:35 PM

I've just checked out Clive Dunn on Wikipedia, and nowhere does it mention his final erection. Has he had it yet, or what?. I'm sure you can imagine my disappointment.
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 11, 2009 6:18 PM

A dry-stone wall is very similar to the decline of the z-list celebrity. Both can get wet when outside in inclement weather and both can be climbed over by media folk and A & B list celebrities. However, the dry-stone wall is much more durable and intellectually much more stimulating to talk to.

Yours
Goliath F Gethsemane
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 10, 2009 5:16 PM

Dear Rabbi Burns

I sold the millet grinder to Joey, the industrialist budgie. But OK, you have a deal. I'll kill him on Wednesday using a cockroach, a lump hammer and pepper spray. But you MUST allow me to shag Anne Diamond before the cock crows.
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 10, 2009 4:03 PM

Dear Rufus
I'm sorry I was caught unawares last night. I was looking for crickets in need of text book stuffing and just lost track of time. I know this caused the revolution to kick off later than planned but Neville Chamberlain wanted to change his name to Richard which I knew would be a problem for you. Especially in view of your racist taunts at the gravel in misty dawn. Chin up though eh, thankfully worse things happen at sea so I'm off to Somalia for a spot of surfing.

Harmoniously yours
R Monica
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 9, 2009 11:52 PM

I was so sorry to learn of the demise of Henry Winkler and the theft of his barnacle covered bicycle. Had you mentioned it soon I would have flown into some sheep and set about it with zest and a socket set. But please don't recoil at the actions of the High Priest. Joan Biaz really wasn't involved and I know Brunnel had a club foot and a wheeze as well as Byron's fatalistic verse to keates.
Christ, if only I had taken Foster to Glocester I'm sure none of this would have happened and your shoes would still be brogues!
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Jan 9, 2009 9:29 AM

I am John Noakes' mum and killed George Formby using a wireless pigeon and some goose fat. I subsequently married Oliver Postgate at a black mass ceremony somewhere off the M25. I thought I was going to a rave and had my light stick and whistle at the ready along with a bin liner full of fish airiating tablets. But the music played made me realise not all was as I had expected. Argent playing "come to the sabbat, satan's there" was the first clue. Valerie Singleton strapped to a piano and being gurgled by a man in a robe was the second. I passed out after that. Haven't been the same since.

Yours
Clubland Colin
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Dec 30, 2008 12:56 AM

I did consider joining your resident garrison in Ripon but sadly it seems a place has not been held for me among the articulate squaddies who neither invest or show remorse. My spaniel is patchy, writhing to the strains of Pendulum having been mislead into thinking Val Doonican was to recite an ode to Patrick McGinty's goat. Alas, the poor beast only made it as far as the pot and now bathes in the sauce of Levi Roots. I blame Ballantyne and profiteroles. Have they no undertsanding of the workings of the minds of the lower classes? Karen Mathews weeps on my shoulder as I give her more ironing to do. So what if she placed her child under the house arrest of wicked Uncle Ernie. Fleas aren't attracted to the dirty but ARE drawn to sorbet. Who knows. not me. Call me.
Blondie!
jLUie bEwB

Dec 27, 2008 3:10 PM

Thank you for your christmas comment. I hope you had a good one and that 2009 is a brilliant year for you!
x
Whose Round Is It Anyway

Dec 21, 2008 12:27 AM

Thanks mate. See you soon hopefully.
Jim'll.
Kevin Boniface

Dec 17, 2008 2:15 PM

Here's some crude marketing in the week before Christmas:

Lost in the Post flyer
Kevin Boniface

Dec 17, 2008 11:20 AM

How... what the... goodness gracious — Happy Christmas
pete minns Online Now!

Dec 16, 2008 10:59 PM

"...his dilated mind occupied by debbies ugly movements...": fucking great stuff! but, filey again? what you need is more training & experience.
Auntie Maim

Dec 16, 2008 7:26 PM

NO Ashley you hadn't sent that to me...and I LOVE IT!! Perfect for a respite from the holiday throng.
Wonderful!
ucis~of~the~dead

Dec 15, 2008 1:41 PM

Ash

that video is most wondrous and delectable not unlike a figgy pudding


hope you are well
and that winter is not tickling the back of your throat like a used cotton swab

winterly,

xx
chris
Julie

Dec 15, 2008 1:44 PM

Do you want chips with that carp?
Joe Hakim Recordings

Dec 15, 2008 2:21 PM

And to you too...
Happy Xmas and have a great New Year...
Spinning Robot Footprin…

Dec 14, 2008 7:57 PM

I refer to you request for a battered cat. As it happens i have one. It's covered in batter.
As I'm deep frying some Mars bars later would you like me to chuck the cat in as well? If so, do you want salt and sauce with it or some snot cakes as a side dish?
Clem

Dec 1, 2008 6:11 PM

Merry festive greetings to you! We do hope that you keep warm in this red white & green period!

Also please remember to feed the birds and beware of fruit based dangers!
Auntie Maim

Nov 26, 2008 6:24 PM

Ashley!!! I was delighted to see your comment (though I hope you're not full of worms!) and also to hear the hilarious "football results" again!!
The Criterion Band

Nov 9, 2008 11:23 PM

City Feigning Sleep
Nessie & Her Beard

Nov 2, 2008 7:11 AM
Guerrilla Zoo

Nov 5, 2008 10:13 PM

Please come down to our party!? x


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Spinning Robot Footprin…

Oct 3, 2008 9:01 PM

The sausages were tasty. The lady was splendid company and the performer as special as ever.

The Lord's my Shepheard. I pay him £5.25 an hour and the sheep seem to like him. Apart from that it's down to leather goods and Lord Byron's favourite pineapple...in that order. Both are shite at havering.......but at least now it's been clearly defined.

I lust after a trojan horse called Norma. She smells like teen spirit and she knows more than a thing or two about Cod.

See you in London! Best of luck to R re the interview and kindest regards to Gordon!
pete minns Online Now!

Sep 27, 2008 12:38 PM

actually, mucus is a samosa in certain parts of east hull.
Hungry Dog Brand

Sep 10, 2008 12:43 PM

Hi Ashley
Twas good to see you too. I've actually just listened to "A Conglomeration of Jockstraps" (twice!). I particularly liked "My Breasts Seeped Into Grandfather". Can't quite work out how you did that one...
Martin
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