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Big Al Gonzales

Nov 1, 2009 2:44 PM

Big Al Gonzales

Nov 1, 2009 12:57 PM

La La LaDuska LaDuska York Higley

Oct 15, 2009 3:20 AM

Dude... you're the shizzzzzzz!!!  Von hizzle town von tropolis of the metropolistic snapple dapple do ya!!  and that ain't no jive talkin' sucka!  I love you!
Jackson?Jackson McBrayer

Oct 9, 2009 4:01 AM

my b-day show is friday the 9th at revolution cafe. west oakland
show starts at 8

1612 7th street oakland
Butt Problems

May 21, 2009 6:36 AM

Jamie DeWolf

Jan 31, 2009 10:01 PM

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Only A LadJake Small

Dec 27, 2008 5:34 AM

johnjohn brown

Oct 22, 2008 6:44 AM

off the new album
LeoLeo Vassershteyn

Jul 7, 2008 3:23 AM

JoAnn ~ Rawkmom

Jul 7, 2008 2:05 AM

Great Show on Tuesday!!!

Oh and Goleta is burning...
LeoLeo Vassershteyn

Jul 4, 2008 7:23 PM

AmirCat Malekpour

May 21, 2008 8:15 PM

Sis

May 1, 2008 1:53 AM

Can't wait for the filth tomorrow night, Mr.
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Apr 19, 2008 3:29 PM

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LeoLeo Vassershteyn

Apr 7, 2008 1:07 AM

Tony Carr (815)207-8889

Apr 3, 2008 9:40 PM

Hey Scales, are you famous yet?

Come to Chicago, I have a new stage for you to destroy.

www. TonyCarrComedy. com
Jen Amputee

Mar 31, 2008 11:28 PM

i like you
Mel

Mar 20, 2008 12:07 AM

You are funny. Really funny.
xxoxo Mel
Mattias The Sailor

Mar 19, 2008 12:45 AM

saw you in santa barbara
Creature has moved!!!

Mar 17, 2008 3:18 AM

The crazy eye hints at adventure!!!
johnjohn brown

Mar 12, 2008 8:43 PM

Maria Bamford!

Feb 25, 2008 6:09 PM

You are like a scoop of Peanut butter and a diet coke- a delicious source of nutrients that won’t weigh you down! Sincerely, Mareba Bimford
Mary Van Note

Feb 16, 2008 10:17 PM

You rocked it last night! Congrats!
Ellery

Feb 7, 2008 8:42 PM

You know I come to visit your myspace for a breath of fresh air known as "reality" after being mired and suffocated by the corporate bullshit propoganda that has been imposed on society....and then I see you hawking Starbucks. Not only have ten puppies DIED from your selling out, but my dream that an alcoholic, injury prone, balding, comic GENIUS can bring truth and freedom to a dying society has gone the way of Heath Ledger. Thanks for Nothing.
Big Al Gonzales

Jan 19, 2008 12:51 PM

Alex Koll

Dec 27, 2007 6:57 PM

Congrats on the Stanhope shows, Joke Pimp. Awesome shit.
Big Al Gonzales

Dec 27, 2007 3:57 AM

Jamie DeWolf

Dec 17, 2007 1:51 AM

Hey handsome, I got the press kit great, and I'll let the gal decided which one she wants to use. I get the stuff from the saurus this week (world champion battle rapper) and we'll put the package together with that. what's up with those shows in febuary? I'd love to help out anyway I can.. does yo phone still work? I do the san jose comedy improv on wednesday and will be trying my art fag ass at your arena. though I'm no type of genius to write bout spiders cluthching pastrami, i'll see what i can do..
twitter.com/dcervin

Dec 6, 2007 2:03 AM

I just found out that I'm the scalesman's bitch!....jk...thanks for the congrats! just tryna rep it for ma nor cal comics....stay up! dc ervin
JennGoddess

Oct 19, 2007 12:14 AM

Hey there Mr. Scales! I hope the rest of your weekend in good ol' Calaveras County treated you well and you had fun at the wedding! I'm headed to Berkeley for the weekend myself! Have a good one! Later ~ Jenn
3rd Eye Collective

Oct 16, 2007 8:39 PM

leah eva. stand up come…

Oct 4, 2007 10:37 PM

scalesmanator! you unstopable!
Lisa Myers

Sep 26, 2007 11:10 PM

If you ever get stabbed, call me so I can fuck the stab hole with my strap-on.

♥ L
Bruce Burton

Sep 20, 2007 4:56 PM

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Butch Escobar

Sep 13, 2007 10:32 AM

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Brittany a.k.a. Anna Th…

Sep 7, 2007 10:27 PM

JUSTIN! i saw you last night at tourette's. i didn't have the nerve to speak to you in fear of what i might do to you...that cane just sends me into a frenzy!
Brittany a.k.a. Anna Th…

Aug 20, 2007 10:59 PM

scalesman!

the mulatto has returned to her home land, as far as i know. dommage. but i'll bring another young tastey for your viewing pleasure.
Brittany a.k.a. Anna Th…

Aug 13, 2007 3:33 AM

honestly, i'm a little offended. contrary to what my profile may lead you to believe, i am not so starved for attention that the only reason i would go to one of your shows is to be singled out.

the truth is...tasteless humour is the only thing that gets me off.

i shall be attending at least one of your shows. make sure you harass me.

♥britt
Dan F'N Wilson!

Aug 12, 2007 11:18 PM

grow back the fuckin moustache
SPEECH THERAPY COMEDYkiko breiz

Jun 28, 2007 7:46 PM

GREAT SET LAST NIGHT KID.
PaulPaul Ruiz

Jun 28, 2007 5:13 AM

Scales, sorry to hear about your near death experience. Hope you got the guy's ID and insurance info. Let me know if you need a good attorney. In the meantime, here, have some rice.
Dan F'N Wilson!

Jun 18, 2007 1:47 AM

You're the 2pac of comedy. 2 lives down, 7 more to go. By the way, I should probably confess that I ran you over for not washing your fucking hands after taking your dick out on stage. I did what had to be done.

Get well soon brother.
SPEECH THERAPY COMEDYkiko breiz

Jun 15, 2007 2:26 AM

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Robert Hawkins

May 18, 2007 6:36 PM

Thank you!

Drive on. Drive on.
Ellery

May 13, 2007 2:49 AM

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I hope this shit works
emgeeSumedha Gerhardt

Mar 8, 2007 11:20 PM

holy shit, I just watched your new clip on youtube. pure genius, how the fuck do you come up with this stuff? incredible.
Tony Carr (815)207-8889

Feb 16, 2007 8:15 PM

Wow.... Scales...... That's awesome that you are opening for Pauly Shore. Let us know how it goes.
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Robert Selander

Jan 18, 2007 10:51 PM

I could really go for a nice glass of placenta-nogg.
Only A LadJake Small

Jan 18, 2007 10:27 AM

Hey Man, thanks for adding me. Saw you at the Brainwash last week. You made me laugh fucking hard. I'll probably see you round. Take care.

Jake
Sherry Sirof

Jan 7, 2007 12:33 AM

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