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3 Colours Beige

Nov 24, 2009 9:44 AM

A feisty old gal from Cuba
Fell madly in love with a tuba
When asked what they said
To each other in bed
Replied, 'Bwap-booba, flap-ooba, ar-ooba!'*

*Denotes coital tuba eructations.
luke - aka KEENOluke keen

Nov 20, 2009 6:52 PM

hey Mark,

I hope you're well?

My new films out and it has EXCLUSIVE footage of David Hasselhoff selling a Vacuum Penis pump ;)
(its a bit of fun)

where would you get it? Right Here, Right Now!



Hope you enjoy and have a wicked weekend!!!

Keeno xxx
glen

Nov 17, 2009 3:58 AM


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glen

Nov 16, 2009 9:48 AM


Thanks for being a Myspace friend.Can you please tell all your friends about our forthcoming film"The Limelight" an Independent British comedy about a struggling comedian?Many thanks if you can.G http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqs-GjYtyHk
Alister Online Now!

Nov 14, 2009 12:35 PM

I also just read your defence. Very well put. I fail to see what he bases his views on. A lot of comedians shows may read like a philosophical lecture, but they are still comedy.
Alister Online Now!

Nov 14, 2009 11:37 AM

Hahaha...

Just seen you in the Magners advert (could be old, I don't watch a lot of TV). Two of my favourite things, Mark Watson and Magners, together at last!
Katie

Aug 12, 2009 8:29 PM

Hi there, great show again tonight. Still can not believe that after all that, the kangaroo was not even there.
luke - aka KEENOluke keen

Aug 1, 2009 5:03 PM

hey Mark!

Happy Weekend to ya!!
I hope all is super duper with you there? If not, The Hoff will rescue you! I made a new funny, I hope you like ;)


Mucho Cheers and big love!
Keeno
xxxxxxx
Fran

Jul 10, 2009 8:32 AM


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LubyLouise Fearn

May 15, 2009 4:30 PM

Hey mark, just listening to some archive...Makes the world substantially better on BB7...(The Lust edition)...very informative and hillarious)...Cheers again for your work and for the infectious smileyitis that I have succumbed to as a result of listening...


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Cheers again:D
..LuX
Knox

May 12, 2009 9:59 PM

Hijacking YourSpace - just for tonight - please come, and spread the word!

More info at www.fusefest.weebly.com

Fuse Fest - poster 1
luke - aka KEENOluke keen

May 6, 2009 5:03 PM

Hey Mark,

I hope this finds you in rude health? Good to see you're getting yourself out and about!

Keeno’s made a new film at last! But Beware, he was riddled and dosed up on Night Nurse. Deranged out of his mind!

Here it goes! Swine Flu Horror!!!



Lots of Love

Keeno
perspicacious and delig…Matt Wild

May 2, 2009 8:19 PM

Mark Watson Makes the World Substantially Better was FAR better with Tom Basden than Tim Munkin.
Phoebe.Phoebe Heathcote

Apr 26, 2009 1:44 AM

"...AND THE KANGAROO WASN'T EVEN THERE!"

Pure brilliance :)
Groovy Uncle

Apr 22, 2009 3:26 PM

Joni's Birthday
numptyLisa Pond

Apr 13, 2009 11:28 AM

You were admirably, amazingly, fantastically BRILLIANT on Saturday night! =]
Nigel_PennedyPenny White

Apr 6, 2009 1:46 PM

Just to re-iterate the Facebook communique (that really doesn't look right without an accent of some sort)... Great "do" at the Tobacco Factory... Thanks :-)
Happy to be residing in Sea Mills but not overly reliant on public transport....
Good luck down under
Px
perspicacious and delig…Matt Wild

Apr 5, 2009 2:52 PM

Did I hear at any point that you're getting a DVD out?
If you are, I VANT IT.
Enough to make me sound German/like Dracula.
Yes. It's that important.
Sos Valvo & Lynchy

Mar 13, 2009 7:04 AM

hey mark

big fan - have seen your show many times!! Definately gonna catch you live ASAP, cause quite frankly - that Nikki Webster just doesn't do it for us anymore!


Anyhew just letting other comedy lovers know , hope to see you at the ALL NEW Shambles Live in April (tiks just went on sale - there is a link below) - it'll be a heap of fun - and IT'S STARTED SO be sure to prebook so you're guaranteed a seat. And we will make fun of small people...
Cheers
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Katie Craig

Mar 8, 2009 1:23 PM

Oh; Mark!

You do make the world substantially better.

:)
PipzPippa Langridge

Feb 23, 2009 11:52 PM

Happy Belated Birthday Mark! xx
Michael Spencer

Feb 14, 2009 3:16 AM

happy birthday mark
ZeroArmourAllan Randall

Feb 13, 2009 10:32 PM

Happy birthday Mark!
bnm474

Feb 13, 2009 6:42 PM

Happy Birthday!
Aimee x [rock 'n' roll …Aimee Douglas

Feb 13, 2009 5:51 PM

happy birthday!

stay beautiful

aimee
x
Miranda The PandaMiranda Wilkie

Feb 13, 2009 2:21 PM

Happy birthday Mark!
How old are you now? 12?
kadenKaden Holt

Feb 13, 2009 10:49 AM

sup mark, happy bday man, come 2 australia again mate
mr_hopkinson's computer…

Feb 13, 2009 8:54 AM

Hello Mark Watson, the Comedian,

Hey, hope you have a very happy birthday!

Here's a link to my special birthday message page

Have a good one!

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p.s.
 I've noticed a lot of people
are using facebook these
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over there too - click here for that ,
if you are interested !

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Feb 4, 2009 11:09 PM

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HEY... WE NEVER THANKED YOU... FOR THE ADD... THANKS!

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luke - aka KEENOluke keen

Jan 19, 2009 2:16 PM

Mark Mark ya Legend!
I hope all is shiney and sunny with you?
if not, this will make it so! my bestest pal who's funnier than that bad guy getting bummed by the gorilla in Trading Places ;)

I give you, "The Salamander"



lots of Love!

Keeno
Kai

Jan 18, 2009 10:15 PM

I've not spoken to you in a very long time. Since Edinburgh, in fact. Where we had possibly the shortest & most awkward conversation of my life.
In fact, it wasn't even a conversation, really.


Hope you're well and I'll hopefully be seeing you in colchester. :)

x
♥ BabyLouLouise Brook

Jan 1, 2009 2:07 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Have a great 2009 :)

xx
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Dec 26, 2008 3:32 PM


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♥ BabyLouLouise Brook

Dec 25, 2008 5:53 PM

Happy Christmas!
Luvv Louise
xXx
Kevin Brennan

Dec 21, 2008 2:26 PM

Hey :)

hope all is well,

just stoppin by to wish you a wonderful time over the festive and holiday time,

all the best

Kev
*∞☠* HÉÇTÎÇ JÉ$$Y*∞☠*

Dec 8, 2008 1:09 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!! :D
♥ BabyLouLouise Brook

Dec 3, 2008 3:10 PM

Thanx 4 accepting Mark!
How are you?
cb pleeease
xXx
Maria & VanessaMaria and Vanessa Ball

Dec 1, 2008 1:13 PM

Hey! We saw you on Buzzcocks and Have I Got News For You...you were brilliant!
We are liking the glasses too ;)
Have a great week.
M&V xx
perspicacious and delig…Matt Wild

Nov 28, 2008 10:42 PM

Oh my god? Since when were YOU on "Have I got News?" (am watching now on BBC iPlayer). Nice to see you a bit more ascertive than on Mock the Week. And nice-looking too...
Well done.
=D
Livi

Nov 28, 2008 4:59 PM

brilliant to see you on never mind the buzzcocks again! and as captain! oooh get you! =]
but why did lee ryan slap you? =[
TomTom Guglielmi

Nov 27, 2008 1:33 PM

Mark – when is your DVD out? Missed your latest West End shows, so can’t wait for this!
StevenSteven Sharp

Nov 8, 2008 2:28 PM

Mark,
Thank you so much for the fantastic show tonight!
All the best
luke - aka KEENOluke keen

Oct 31, 2008 3:31 PM

big up the Mark!!!

hope all's well with you mate!

just a bit of firday funnies for you here. This should put the whole sorry Brand/ Ross/ Sachs debate to bed!




cheersius maximus!

Keeno
StevenSteven Sharp

Oct 30, 2008 12:12 PM

Hey Mark,
Looking forward to your Nov 8 show @ The Playhouse...
Hope you enjoy Perth :)
PipzPippa Langridge

Oct 14, 2008 9:16 PM

Hey Mark hows everything going?
Will you be back in Brighton some time? Probs need a bigger venue than the Komedia this time though lol

Take Care

Pipz
x
Nigel_PennedyPenny White

Oct 6, 2008 10:09 AM

Just wanted to say thanks for a brilliant show on Saturday.
(although feel I should probably apologise as I was the stripey lady...)
Thanks again :-)
Px
Lucy Noble - Flute

Oct 3, 2008 2:55 PM

Very pleased to be your friend! Saw you at the Bloomsbury - very good.
LUCY X
Maria & VanessaMaria and Vanessa Ball

Oct 2, 2008 11:10 AM

Hey Mark,
Can we just say that you are really funny! :)
We'd love to see you live sometime...
We are liking your profile picture.
M&V xx
*Whitters*

Oct 1, 2008 5:59 PM

Thanks for accepting my add

You are an absolute ledgend !
Livi

Sep 21, 2008 9:51 PM

Hello! Thanks for making the world substantially better :-) I went to your Edinburgh 24hr gig wayyy back in 2007 and I've met you a few times since then too.
My name's Olivia and no i'm not expecting you to remember me but I just wanted to say that you're hilarious and brighten up my day :-) Take care! x x
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