The Wuxi's's Comment Board

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Supernova Detroit

Jan 8, 2008 9:08 PM

FKN WUXIS! Get your act together and get a fkn tour going on.

FK FK FK
LEFTNUTT

Nov 20, 2007 6:54 AM

This is fucking horse shit!!
No one lets us know when new singles have been released!??
F this.
Kev Rawk

Oct 18, 2007 8:49 PM

I know you need to get paid motha fucka, but like I told you, I'm still waiting on the cheque from Live Nation. They fuct us during the Eurpean tour. I'm setting up another gig in Affrica, I keep getting requests from fans. WUXIS FOR LIFE DOUCHBAGS!
Jeff

Sep 23, 2007 1:06 AM

What the fuck? ITs been almost a year, no gigs, no girls and most important....NO CHECK! I need my monay!!!! I quite the band, you jerks are holding me back.
Kev Rawk

Jul 26, 2007 9:09 PM

Tour is cancelled!

We fired Fuckface Hagon after finding brown stains on the zuchinni's we use to cook with.
r

Jul 4, 2007 11:20 PM

Any truth to the rumour that Pretty Boy Hagen got his ass jackhammered by Tom Sizemore in rehab , T-Bek?
Tenacious TTony Bekavac

Jun 24, 2007 6:43 PM

Fans of the Wuxi's - don't believe the hype. The Wuxi's have not checked into the Promises rehab facility in Beverly Hills for any other reason other than to hammer the Hollywood starlets that frequent it.
Kev Rawk

Jun 11, 2007 9:00 PM

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

We have confirmed our headliner for the mid eastern leg of the tour......GREEN JELLÿ

Green Jellÿ is an American comedy heavy metal/punk rock group. Originally named Green Jellö, the band changed its name due to legal pressure from the owners of the Jell-O trademark, Kraft Foods, who claimed that it was an infringement on their trademark. Despite the spelling difference, the new name and the old are pronounced identically.
Kev Rawk

Jun 11, 2007 8:59 PM

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

We have confirmed our headliner for the mid eastern leg of the tour......GREEN JELLÿ

Green Jellÿ is an American comedy heavy metal/punk rock group. Originally named Green Jellö, the band changed its name due to legal pressure from the owners of the Jell-O trademark, Kraft Foods, who claimed that it was an infringement on their trademark. Despite the spelling difference, the new name and the old are pronounced identically.
Jennie

Jun 8, 2007 7:59 AM

Can't wait to see you guys in the flesh!!!! xoxox
r

Jun 7, 2007 4:38 PM

now I ain't no fucking expert on these things, but I am betting that Jennifer turns out to be the Wuxi's biggest hit to date. This one's heading straight up the charts. Steve-O speaks for the common man... the "child molesting, cheap wop" common man that is.
Fonzarelli

Jun 7, 2007 4:22 PM

WTF. That Steve-O sure can sing, but he does need to work on the song writer thing... Sould leave lead vocals to Orso
Fonzarelli

Jun 7, 2007 4:19 PM

Thankfully you punted that scrub Mulleton from the band. He was a waste of scrotum skin
ORSO

Jun 7, 2007 4:16 PM

This is why I keep breaking up the band!!! Too much in-fighting. I will give T-Bek partial credit. Fuck you Blair! And fuck all the fans out there who dont like it! WUXIS 4 Life!!
Jeff

Jun 7, 2007 4:12 PM

I know I have said it before, but I like to party sometimes.
Tenacious TTony Bekavac

Jun 7, 2007 3:00 PM

Easy Yaworsky, I recall getting at least a co-writing credit on "Whoa Bukkake!" in Buffalo.
r

Jun 7, 2007 1:56 PM

I want fucking royalties for Whoa Bukkake you fuckers. ROY-AL-TIES>
Tenacious TTony Bekavac

Jun 5, 2007 9:48 PM

That's right motherfuckers, we're back. Improved too. Big time, thanks to cutting the deadwood adrift.
Kev Rawk

Jun 5, 2007 7:57 PM

We’re back on the attack. The tours about to kick off in Egypt on June, 23. Tickets are available through paypal and ticket master.

We’re in talks with another major act and will have them confirmed in the next week.

WUXI’S FOR LIFE!

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