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BillBill Wood	Aug 6, 2009 8:05 PM Where am I? I suddenly feel different. What happened? Do I know you? What is this place? Hmmm....Can I help you?
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BillBill Wood	Jun 11, 2009 1:55 AM HAH!!! Take that! I made all your friends leave your MySpace Fecal Page! No one says anything but me now! That's because only I know what art really is and you don't. And that is what I proved to you knuckleheads last Sunday. You are finally getting what you deserve! Your beds in He** are waiting for you all. Signed, Bill Wood, from The Regency
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BillBill Wood	May 6, 2009 1:26 PM I did not take the squirrel. It looks like that filthy rodent finally came to his senses and went on to follow the correct path, leaving you miscreant troglodytes behind. You've seen the last of him! Good riddance! HA! Take That!
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Apr 15, 2009 4:57 AM You people, and I use the term sparingly, you are actually closer to demons than people, I have had about enough of your running around my beautiful city of Providence RI desecrating the ground. Your filthy antics at the ASS20 are nothing less than despicable. This "Revue" as you call it, will be your own undoing. You'll see. With all the pain and suffering in the world, you just add to it rather than trying to solve the problem. That last show with the Russian Bunny stealing Easter eggs from the public was simply disgusting. You will all rot in Lucifer's fireplace for getting the poor little Irish girl drunk. That's not art, that's just more fecal. Shame unto you and your followers. Bill Wood
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kimlamothe	Apr 7, 2009 12:22 AM I had a blast!!! Thanks for having me what fun!
kimlamothe
Imbolg	Apr 6, 2009 11:11 PM Thanks for the add
Imbolg
kimlamothe	Apr 3, 2009 10:10 PM pumped for sunday! woohoo
kimlamothe
BillBill Wood	Feb 3, 2009 3:55 AM My ears have been bleeding ever since I heard that She-Devil-Harpie's Siren Song last night. If I had stayed any longer the Devil himself surely would have taken me. Now you have done it. Now you have really made me mad. You are all fecal mongers. Live by the fecal, die by the fecal, mark my words. I'll be back, and you wont get rid of me so easy next time.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Jan 8, 2009 2:39 AM You had to bring that poor little Irish girl back didn't you. She was perfectly happy doing missionary work with the heathen savages overseas and you again forced her to be a part of your putrid sewer called The Empire Revue! If you could only see how evil you are. But you never will, because you think that is art, and it isn't, it's evil. It's evil fecal. I will be back on February 1st to taunt you again and I won't give up until I send you into hiding for good. The end is near!
BillBill Wood
NOKTURNAL	Dec 28, 2008 12:54 PM Hey, just wanted to let you know (or remind you :) that Nokturnal is returning to the Century Lounge next Saturday (Jan 3rd) for a one-shot reunion event - with guest DJ Vudu from Darq/Salem and a live band performance by Doomsday Virus! Happy holidays and hope to see you there! (21+, $8, 9pm - 2am, Century Lounge at 150 Chestnut St, Providence, RI)
NOKTURNAL
BillBill Wood	Dec 13, 2008 4:26 PM You have gone too far. You have defiled the good name and reputation of Santa Claus. Your last show on December 7th was disgusting as usual. Santa Claus never ever got that drunk. And never have I seen such blatant disregard for ribbon candy in all my life. Ribbon candy is a holiday staple and to belittle that just shows how low you are willing to go. The end of your little charade is close to the end and I will soon be dancing a jig on the grave of the so-called Empire Revue.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Nov 8, 2008 2:09 AM McCain was robbed of the presidency! I know for a fact that he had more votes then that other one. It is all your fault. I know you sent out your devilish legions to all the polling places and changed the votes on the computer. You are not fooling anyone. And if you think this is far-fetched, think again Mr. Tall-Boy! The right man for the job of president is a true hero, John McCain, and you stole the election with your poisonous shenanigans at the ASS20. I don't care if the other guy is Irish or not, he's not my president. You'll see. McCain in 2012!
BillBill Wood
Hannah Devine	Nov 2, 2008 3:08 PM boogie boogie boogie
Hannah Devine
BillBill Wood	Oct 11, 2008 1:13 PM Well, you are sad sad people. Now I know the depths of your depravity. Shame on all of you for invoking the demons of HE** once again with your sick displays of the fecal. Once I can see again I will down there in full force. I will make sure you stop your evil-doing ways.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Sep 9, 2008 12:19 AM I caught you in the act!! You thought you could get away with teaching innocent children to draw pictures of the devil himself didn't you? But I know what you are up to. Those audience members in your show last night saw the photos I showed them and now they know. Your finished. You'll never work in this town again. The schools and libraries have been contacted and you are toast! My work is done. Although I will never rest easy as long as you have those disgusting displays of pagan worship you try to pass off as entertainment at the ASS20. Your show last night was no different. Women taking off their clothes, foreigners singing silly songs, puppet shows that no one understands especially your drunken audience, Egyptian mummies screaming, mermaids and lesbonians! Shame on you. After my cataract surgery heals completely I will be back in October to make your spread of the fecal stop for good!
BillBill Wood
SIGNS OF LIFE	Aug 26, 2008 8:29 PM Please come check out the NEW SONGS on our page and let us know what you think.... We've got a NEW Website too! Getting ready for the release of our CD WATERS RISE in September.
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SIGNS OF LIFE	Aug 22, 2008 8:15 PM Just wanted to let you know about an awesome Blues Show tonight....
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BillBill Wood	Jul 8, 2008 4:13 AM You tried to run but you couldn't hide! You thought you could escape me didn't you? I found you in that other cesspool of pollution, Perishable Theatre! Why anyone would want you and your kind in their establishment only to further poison our society with your trash is beyond my comprehension. Any idiot could tell those photos of me and that dirty girl claiming to be my daughter were fakes. That is almost laughable. If you think I would take my clothes off in public you are sicker than I thought. You are just lucky I am not suing you for slander. And thanks to you my cataract surgery was a failure. And don't think that will stop me. I can still see through your fecal saturated antics. Ha! And now that I am fully recovered from my concussion, I'll be back again and again to stop you. Who wants to see a grown man with a saddle on his back being ridden by a half naked woman? Not me. And you should put that poor anorexic Spanish boy in the hospital. Shame on you again for exploiting the under privileged. A pox on you and all those heathen drunken fiends you call an audience.
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BillBill Wood	Jun 8, 2008 4:07 PM I am sure you will be happy to hear that I have been in the hospital. It seems my cataract surgery failed and I also had a mild concussion from a fall. But that wont stop me from coming down to spoil your little playhouse fun time at ASS20 on July 6th. I would tell you more of what I thought about your last show but since my fall I haven't been able to remember much from the last few days. But one thing is certain, you had more disgusting, foul-mouthed degenerates up there talking off their clothes and shaking those parts that always should be covered. The Devil himself is setting the table in He** for you and all of your accomplices.
BillBill Wood
Anne's Cordial	Jun 3, 2008 1:43 PM Thanks so much for having us! It was a blast, and the band was awesome!
Anne's Cordial
Astro Al	May 29, 2008 12:11 AM thanks for letting us park our flying saucer here.
Astro Al
Downtown ProvidenceProvidence Downtown	May 28, 2008 9:25 PM Check out our Community Information Kiosks to post your upcoming events. Dorrance St. next to Avis and Weybosset and Union St.
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BillBill Wood	May 19, 2008 8:53 PM Your last show on May 4th was just as much a fiasco as the one before it. You're just lucky I had recent cataract surgery or I might have come up there myself and throttled you with my own bare hands. You did have that poor Irish girl on again singing a song which wasn't half that bad with that bird-girl behind her. But that other one, the tall, dirty girl was twirling her private parts so much that I lost my balance and almost fell down. I would have sued you if I broke my hip. If I had my way all of your disgusting preverted hooligans down there at the ASS20 would be fed to the lions. I'm a simple man, a decent man, and I have had it with your antics. The next time I see you, on June 1st I won't be so nice. And take my picture off your computer!
BillBill Wood
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BillBill Wood	Apr 12, 2008 12:45 PM I didn't think you could ever do it but you did. You sunk to a new low. How is it it possible you find such degenerates to be on that stage? You must be scouring the prisons and loony bins of Rhode Island to get these "people" to perform these hideous acts. That tall naked girl was mocking the founding Fathers with her painted body undulating to what only could be described as The Devil's Music! And those singing Brothers? I should have washed their mouths out with soap myself! And on top of that, I am pretty sure one of them is a woman! There was more fecal per second in this show than in the entire history of your stinking existence. ASS20 will be shut down if I have my way, and all of you maniacs will flushed back down into the giant cess pool where you came from! You can rest assured that I will be back on your next show on May 4 to stop your foolishness.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Mar 3, 2008 6:58 PM SACRILEGE and THE FECAL, that is all I saw. I know I killed that filthy poor rodent last night once and for all and you heathens propped him up on a stake to make it look like he came back to life. Well don't look now, but you did not fool anyone. If he is truly alive, then it is your contract with Satan himself that brought him back. The Devil commands you and your ilk. You have not scared me off one little bit. I am sure your next show on April the 6th will be my shining hour and you will see that I will put an end to all of your foolishness for good. Don't think I don't know what you are up to.
BillBill Wood
True_MondoArtist	Feb 23, 2008 2:29 AM I wish you guys would come to Pittsburgh to do a show. Ever think of going on the road? I hope someday I will be able and in the area to catch you guys.
True_MondoArtist
BillBill Wood	Feb 5, 2008 1:59 AM I can't believe you did it again. More FECAL FECAL FECAL!!! You were all as drunk as sailors for that show. The audience was all drunk too. I had a good mind to call the paddy wagon right then and there and rid this beautiful city of you low-life degenerates once and for all. It just proves my whole point that the ASS20 is nothing but a front for selling liquor. Did you have to shoot Lincoln again? Hasn't he gone through enough? And just what was that poor mongoloid man with the little Negro doll screaming about? I will get the NAACPP down there against you and then you'll be in real trouble. Don't think I didn't see that girl with the snow balls on her private parts dancing around and around. She was no Eskimo, let me tell you! At least you had that little Irish girl dancing a jig, but did you have to have that freakish giant of a man juggling ping pong balls there with her? He ought to be sold to a Chinese circus right away. I'm bringing reinforcements next month for your March 2nd show. We will shut you down this time.
BillBill Wood
Bill Harley	Feb 4, 2008 4:31 PM
Bill Harley
BillBill Wood	Jan 8, 2008 9:12 PM Well, in typical low-life fashion you did it again. You put on a most horrendous showing of the most seedy and slimy characters imaginable. If you think you can appease me by having a children's entertainer like Bill Harley in your show like you did last Sunday, you've got another thing coming!!! He should be ashamed of himself for lowering his standards to associate with you freaks! I feel sorry for his Grammy. She is probably ashamed of him. And just look at the fecal on the walls you call art. That is not art. That is the fecal. Naked women draped in black, their full frontals showing everywhere! Disgusting!!! And His Holiness Father Crisco held his own as usual even though you tried and tried to put him down again. Can't you see that he is only trying to help? He is a true man of the cloth. _od Bless you Father Crisco. And who was that large man playing guitar with the hat and sun glasses? The man wearing the knickers with him looked like an Alpine horn-playing shepard. Duke Robi-who? That whole band looked like they were ready for the loony bin. I am sure your next show on February 3rd will be just as miserable. You can rest assured I will be there to stop it.
BillBill Wood
Firefli44	Jan 2, 2008 4:07 PM
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Firefli44	Jan 1, 2008 5:52 PM Happy Birthday! ..
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BillBill Wood	Dec 8, 2007 2:47 AM That could have happened to anyone. The Rabbi was wearing all black. It was not Father Crisco's fault. Wo hasn't run into someone with their car in the middle of the night at least once...or...twice...who's counting? And again, you refused my Creche which had a true Christmas Miracle held within it, the Bethlehem Snowman. I should have expected it from such Godless heathens as you! But nevermind, this is the season for forgiveness and I forgive all you cretinous degenerates who pollute the city with your filth down at the ASS20, and even though I know your flesh will be feasted upon by Satan's dogs and your vital organs will be plucked continually from your bodies and roasted on open flames before your eyes for all eternity, and you will finally be drowned in pools of the very fecal you produce daily, and you don't know what Art is, I forgive you because you don't know any better.
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BillBill Wood	Nov 5, 2007 5:32 PM I don't know who you think you are, you don't even know who you are, but if you call what you did on Nov. 4 at the ASS20 entertainment, then you and your whole crew of degenerates ought to be put into a cage and throw away the key! Now, as I told you I have started an organization to stop you people once and for all: The Fecal Elimination League of Concerned Humanists. Thats right, I already have two people interested in joining what is soon to be a very powerful body. Our first order of business is to shut down your little dog and pony show over there. And we will be there each and every first Sunday of the month to stop you. And your comment about me wanting to take my clothes off on stage just proves how depraved and sub-human you are. I would never think of such a thing you twisted, demented cretin. You haven't seen the last of me. Bill Wood, President, F.E.L.C.H.
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Firefli44	Oct 28, 2007 9:29 PM
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BillBill Wood	Oct 10, 2007 1:22 AM Well, I told you if you kept this business up that bad things would happen. You finally did it. One of the Devil's minions came up and posessed that poor girl that does the Irish jigs. Thank God Father Crisco was there and set things right with his exorcism and sent the demon back to where it came from. Only a truly devoted man of God could have performed such a miracle. That was the only redeeming thing about your show. The rest of the show was typical FECAL debauchery. You had that Yuri Geller man on there ruining silverware again. Why doesn't he just get a job in a machine shop and put that talent to good use. I could not believe my eyes when those dancing girls had their private parts light up like roman candles. Lucky for them I didn't gather any evidence this time. I vow that I will not stop until I put an end to their deviant, slippery gyrations.
BillBill Wood
Hannah Devine	Oct 8, 2007 4:58 AM woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hannah Devine
BellaMinx Burly-QMiss B BellaMinx Burly-Q	Sep 21, 2007 3:04 PM art geeks! Performance geeks! Assemble!!! click on the image for more info...
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Mark Milloff	Sep 16, 2007 11:34 PM Hey Kieth Looking forward to the Empire Reveiw!!
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BillBill Wood	Sep 3, 2007 1:30 PM I thought for once you were going to have a good show. You had that Bill Harley on there last night and he sang a nice song about Rhode Island. It wasn't half bad. I'm not impressed that he has a grammy though, big deal! I had a grammy. She died when I was 12 and I never forgave her. ASS20 is still the devil's playground.
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BillBill Wood	Aug 9, 2007 4:10 AM I knew there was something strange about that priest. That was an artificial moustache. ANd even though one of the nuns reminded me of Sister Mary Calcuttia from my grammar school days, I knew they were up to no good. And then when they took off all their clothes no one on earth could have imagined my utter disgust and horror. Its a good thing I grabbed her discarded habit so I could hold it for evidence and have it analyzed later on. I'm watching you. It was all the devil's playground on that night. SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! That foul-mouthed Johnny Ringo going to Heaven and H-E-double toothpicks (and winding up in Limbo where he belongs) again made a mockery of the Holy Father's grand design. And you better stop with that spoon-bending idiot- savant who memorized every phone number in Providence phone book,a simple, obvious trick. My Uncle Horace did that same thing every Christmas. He doesn't fool me a bit. And another thing, I have to finish off that squirrel before he does any more harm.
BillBill Wood
BellaMinx Burly-QMiss B BellaMinx Burly-Q	Aug 6, 2007 3:58 PM We had a fantastic time! Thanks for having us.
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BillBill Wood	Jul 20, 2007 12:41 AM You are lucky I could not be there for your last show. At least I called and gave you my two cents. Ethel has been sick and I have a horrible infection, probably something I picked up down there at the ASS20 off of a doorknob or something, I don't know. I'm calling the board of health and they will be down there to check on things. Shame on you and your kind. It's all your fault that the world is in such bad shape. A pox on you.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Jun 17, 2007 9:27 PM I can see you have not learned your lesson yet. Your last show on June the 10th was one of the worst yet. That poor drunken sea creature was back again and his illegitimate child as well. And you still had that pitiful squirell which you obviously pulled from its deathbed so you could wring one more exploitative remark from the disgusting rodent. I don't know what it is going to take to make you people see the light and stop all of this nonsense you call entertainment at the putrid stinkhole ASS20. And you had better stop it with all of that blasphemous black-magic, bending spoons and "card tricks." And why did you have to have those two homosexual gay men up there touching each other? That is all just screaming out for a visit from Lucifer himself. A pox on you and your kind. I may have to resort to more drastic measures.
BillBill Wood
Ben Pilgrim	Jun 11, 2007 10:56 PM thanks so much for having us we had a great time!
Ben Pilgrim
EmpireEmpire Guitars	May 23, 2007 3:35 PM
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BillBill Wood	May 7, 2007 4:06 PM Take that, you and and your fellow meatheaded boobs!!! I guess I gave you a real education last night didn't I? All I have to say is, I know what art is. As a matter of fact, I think my little presentation opened some eyes and made people think twice about what art really is. I don't regret what I did to that squirrel either. Shame on you for exploiting that innocent creature to collect money from the "audience" so you and your other bubble brained, slack-jawed, mouth breathing, idiotic, hooligans with uncontrollable anal weepage could go out and buy beer I suppose and laugh about what a good job you did pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. Well, let me tell you, the wool did not get pulled over my eyes. ANd another thing, what I do with my bird is my business and has no bearing on this issue at all! You haven't seen the last of me.
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BillBill Wood	Apr 25, 2007 11:03 PM Why you little pipsqueak. Your last comment to me, here it is: Apr 25, 2007 4:16 PM Well, sir, you have not responded to our challenge. Are you going to be in the Empire Revue or not? Perhaps you are too frightened to do anything more than poison defensless squirrels. Our offer still stands: stop your bellyaching, and perforrm at our show in May. Now, allow me to respond...If you took the time to clear the dust out of your ears, and the other flotsam and jetsome you have between them you'd know I already accepted your little challenge and I will be there to explain to you and all of your kind, once and for all just what art is. You are nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed mouth breathing hooligans stumbling from one gin-joint to the next in search of kicks and free pickled eggs. And another thing, that ragged, tiny squirrel needed to be put out of the misery you were putting it through. I gave that poor, exploited little animal the biggest favor of its life. I will be there at your sickening and disgusting "Show" on May the 6th to put you and all of your talentless boobs and bimbos in their proper places. So, there.
BillBill Wood
BillBill Wood	Apr 4, 2007 8:18 PM I should have known that someone like you would cut me off in the middle of a sentence like that. Its just another example of how truly derranged you all are. Now, as I as saying below, what was that ridiculous rubber-faced man doing with that cardboard box on the stage? He was treating it as f it were full of radioactive amterial. I think it was empty, that's what. And one last thing, you and your "audience" seemed to put forth a challenge to me to show you just what art is. Well, I accept that challenge and I will do just tat the next time you repugnant degenerates get together again in that festering cess pool on Empire Street ASS20.
BillBill Wood