Crystalique [DF]'s Comment Board

50 things to do at hot topic!

1. Go to the hair dye section and randomly "sample" them
2. Get a pair of baby shoes and ask an employee if they have it in a size 25
3. Find a pair of destroyed or holey jeans. Take them to the counter, and insist they are defective and you should get a discount.
4. Make a poster that says "free hugs" and stand in the store incessantly singing "I feel pretty"
5. Dance like a maniac in the middle of the sales floor to their music.
6. Go to the clearance section and ask for something from the top shelf. Say it’s what you wanted so they put the ladder away. Find the same employee and say you changed your mind so they have to get the ladder out again. Repeat.
7. Ask the cashier if they are single if they say no, wait ten minutes, go back and say "how about now"
8. Bring a friend with you at the store. You tell the Sales people to turn down the music because something wrong with your ear and it cant be exposed to loud music (make sure to hold a lot of their clothes, so they’d think you’re actually spending money). Then get your friend to ask them to turn it up because you can barely hear the song.
9. If there is anyone in there wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE or HOLLISTER, completely fawn over them and ask "WHERE did you get your shirt!?!?!"
10. Get a bottle of nail polish and ask an employee "do you think this eye shadow is my color?"
11. Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your shirts?"
12. Ask the employees to please turn the lights on because you are afraid of the dark
13. Ask an employee "do you know where your pads are?"
14. Go up to the cashier and say: Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, lets go screw.
15. Go to a random customer and tell them the cashier has aids
16. Stand in front of the store with a sign that says "std infested and proud"
17. Stand in front of the store with a sign that say