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Stefano Simondo actorStefano Simondo

Nov 21, 2009 6:31 PM

Thanks for add!
 

Official website     www.stefanosimondo.it
Bob (the comedian)Bob Pope

Oct 11, 2009 2:09 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Eff®Anita Tension

May 6, 2009 3:45 AM

I found our new song. It's got "Wedding Dance" written all over it.

I hope you and your stoned friend are having funzees!

GREMLIN™Joey Reinhard

Apr 28, 2009 2:24 PM

WELCOME 2 THA CLUB





WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!
R.I.P. JIM

Apr 28, 2009 5:08 AM

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.


After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't.
"

"Don't what?" Adam replied.


"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.


"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we have forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.


"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why he stopped creation after making the elephants.


A few minutes later, God saw his children having an apple break and he was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked.


"Uh huh," Adam replied.


"Then why did you?" said the Father.


"I don't know," said Eve.


"She started it!" Adam said.


"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.


Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed! But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what made you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
Eff®Anita Tension

Apr 15, 2009 10:24 PM

Eff®Anita Tension

Apr 6, 2009 2:30 AM

And you're my Jolly Greek Giant.
Eff®Anita Tension

Apr 5, 2009 6:48 PM

I love Joe Starrs comment.

I think we'd all like to know the answer to that.
I know I'm shrinking! lol
The Big Joe Starr

Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM

Are you still tall?
Eff®Anita Tension

Mar 12, 2009 3:25 PM

Maumee Waffle House, anyone??? lol

Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY Premieres March 29th!!
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 26, 2009 10:01 PM

Snow

Snow

More Snow
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 25, 2009 3:32 PM

Enjoy your fair Oklahoma weather, Son.

Just so you know, it's nice here in Minneapolis too. Probably like 32 already.

Jealous??

BTW-Devils workshop is closed for the day so it's too bad you couldn't be here today instead...
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 16, 2009 2:40 AM

Will Ferrell Commercial 1
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 12, 2009 6:33 PM

Just so you never forget...



Of course John and Daryl needed to get their piece of the action too...


Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 12, 2009 5:31 PM

Your kiss ( your kiss) is on my list. Because your kiss ( your kiss) I can't resist because your kiss is on my list.... of the best things in life....
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 10, 2009 3:11 PM

I've been up since 420. You're bro would be so proud...although I did not toke up...lol

Love you.
See you tonight for Nights in Rodanthe! ;o)
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 6, 2009 1:53 PM

I've been up for two hours and it's only 750am. Something is wrong with this picture... I'm so excited for tonight and tomorrow! Luv you! A
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 5, 2009 1:46 PM

OMG.
You're lucky I didn't meet you then or you wouldn't be getting my McLovin at all!
Eff®Anita Tension

Feb 4, 2009 4:53 PM

You're friends with Bert K?

Ooh Lah lah! Such a big shot! LOL

Love you. Enjoy the Turkey. Have fun tasting "yo' jooooice".
Bert Kreischer

Feb 2, 2009 9:04 PM

Thanks for the ADD, I hope you watch my One Hour Comedy Central Special this Sunday (FEB 8th) @ 11:30pm..and please tell everyone you know!!!

Bert
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 30, 2009 6:17 PM

I hope you had a good show last night!

Love you, Sweetie!
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 24, 2009 6:21 PM

I miss you, baby.
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 21, 2009 6:43 PM

Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 21, 2009 6:41 PM

"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
"I like to get the Daily News."
- Kramer and George in The Keys
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 21, 2009 6:25 PM

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling...
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 21, 2009 2:57 PM

You're jealous! You're jealous that Little Jerry Seinfeld is doing more with you're name than you ever will!
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 20, 2009 10:43 PM

That's why we're solid. Solid like barack...
The Big Joe Starr

Jan 19, 2009 4:51 AM

No DVD of you, pal.

I'll get the address and we'll make it all move along.

Cheers
The Big Joe Starr

Jan 18, 2009 5:22 AM

I am coming upon the details as we speak... RELAXX!!!

I'll get all the particulars and let you know.
The Big Joe Starr

Jan 17, 2009 5:24 AM

Hey!!

30 minutes - a nice tape - like that.
Do you have to send?????
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 17, 2009 2:49 AM

Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 17, 2009 2:40 AM


Create your own FACEinHOLE
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 16, 2009 9:15 PM

I love you...
The Big Joe Starr

Jan 14, 2009 8:43 PM

I'm working on it you big bastard.
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 14, 2009 6:52 PM

I forgot to tell you:

Mr. B was out of h20 this morning, which his mother didn't notice, right? So guess where I found him?

In the tub licking the bottom. Me=terrible mommy.
lol
Marie

Jan 11, 2009 4:58 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the free tickets to your show!!! We all had an absolute blast!! Everyone has already added you to their calendars for May, that's too funny!! I swear if I would have let him, Matt probably would have stayed for your 10PM show too, LOL! You have a very safe trip back to Minneapolis, talk to ya soon!!
Marie

Jan 10, 2009 4:53 AM

I'm super excited about your show, it's going to be SUPER fun!!
Eff®Anita Tension

Jan 2, 2009 3:45 AM

Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 30, 2008 7:39 PM

I love you so damn much
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 25, 2008 3:14 PM

Merry Christmas, my love.
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 22, 2008 6:59 PM

Oh Georgie Pordgie!
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 22, 2008 5:23 AM

Still up?
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 17, 2008 12:55 PM

Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on? Do you know what a balm IS?


I (heart) tall boys=Mr. Poolos
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 16, 2008 5:39 AM

I heart 3-letter words
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 14, 2008 4:57 AM

Panda JERK!
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 13, 2008 5:59 PM

I don't care what everyone says about you...

I don't think you look like a giant blueberry.
The Big Joe Starr

Dec 9, 2008 7:53 PM

Great. See you there!!

Cheers
The Big Joe Starr

Dec 9, 2008 3:47 PM

Hey, Poooooooooooolloossssssssssss.

Are you SURE we're together in KC this week? I'm hearing things and I'm getting sad.
Heather B.

Dec 9, 2008 2:17 AM

When you have a show out west, you make it known, mkay!! I'll be in San Diego waiting to laugh my arse off!! Until we meet again, funnyman.
;)
Eff®Anita Tension

Dec 7, 2008 3:21 AM

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