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Aline

Oct 4, 2009 4:02 PM

YAY! :-) I already have an idea... it's the wait that's gonna drive me bonkers!
Aline

Oct 4, 2009 3:42 AM

Hey! Happy Birthday Early! Remember me?? :-)

Anyhow, NaNoWriMo is steadily approching, and I was wondering if you're going to play again? I've already started a couple topincs on our region board at the NaNo site, plus, if we have enough to do it, might start a group over on Facebook.

Let me know if you're in!
Jeneva

Dec 20, 2008 10:31 PM

What's new in the world of matthew?
BabeBabe Duke

Dec 18, 2008 5:59 PM

Photobucket
Thanks For Your Request To Be Friends & Welcome Aboard!!
Babe Duke
www. MadameSeer. com = High Jinx!!!
Mr. PalomboRyan Palombo

Oct 10, 2008 2:12 AM

Happy Birthday.
JoAnnA

Oct 9, 2008 5:13 AM

Happy B-day! It's my dads birthday today too! I hope your well.
Can't wait to see you!
WillWill McCormick

Sep 6, 2008 6:48 PM

So you friends call you a sex master?
Cristy

Aug 12, 2008 3:03 AM

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master !!!!????? Oh Cum ON! REALLY! I have been having sex for uhhhhhh... let me think... well at least over 20 years, and I am no master! The more you learn the less you know is what I have learned. On the other hand, speaking from a long association... what is in your head could outdo whatever could in anyones wildest dream be in your pants.

I hope you get someone that has "the brains" for a relationship with you. Unfortunately, I am taken, and not your type, or I would go for it.
nate-o-bello

Jun 23, 2008 10:53 PM

i love you so much i had to buy new pants! there was some faulty with my crotch in my old ones.. apparently..
nate-o-bello

Jun 1, 2008 9:13 AM

i love you long time!!
Jeneva

Apr 13, 2008 12:13 AM

If you are my "honey son," what does that make my mom to your mom? Do you ever see Todd? Our adopted Ethiopian child? I told my mom about that, and her reply was that it sounded like something Meadow would do. Meadow is THREE. Thanks, mom.
nate-o-bello

Apr 6, 2008 9:14 AM

you are my personal superstar! i love you!
nate-o-bello

Mar 17, 2008 10:06 AM

we are in CANADA!!
nate-o-bello

Mar 11, 2008 2:42 AM

you're here! i cant believe it so much i pooped my pants. not literally really.. but pretty damn close
nate-o-bello

Mar 2, 2008 5:20 AM

you will be here before i even know it!
nate-o-bello

Feb 23, 2008 8:58 PM

i cant wiat till you're here. soooo exciteing! my first visitor!! i love you so much!
Jeneva

Jan 25, 2008 11:14 PM

Belated Happy
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I-Have-a-Dream Day!
nate-o-bello

Jan 24, 2008 9:18 AM

Jeneva

Jan 2, 2008 11:01 PM

Pumba and Timone
sing, "Haiku-na-matata."
We could make Hallmarks.

Everyone should send
National Haiku Day cards.
Spread the Haiku love!
Jeneva

Jan 2, 2008 8:51 PM

Happy Belated
Japanese Celebration
Haiku Holiday!

Sorry I missed it.
Must have been Christmas shopping.
Mark my calendar!
Mr. PalomboRyan Palombo

Dec 28, 2007 7:41 AM

Greetings!
Jeneva

Dec 12, 2007 7:01 PM

December 22nd is National Haiku Poetry Day!
Minister of Spiritual N…

Dec 9, 2007 12:23 PM

Article of Faith: Absurdity shall be the whole of the law.
THA CHRIS™

Nov 25, 2007 6:10 AM

The Penis Wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
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2. I work at great depths.
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3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
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4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
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5. I work in a damp environment.
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6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
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7. I work in high temperatures.
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8. My work exposes me to diseases.

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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
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1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
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2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
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3. You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.
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4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.
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5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
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6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
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7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
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8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
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9. You are unable to work double shifts.
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10. You sometimes leave your designated area before you
have completed the assigned task.
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11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.
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Sincerely, The Management

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5 reasons not to be a penis..
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1. You're bald your whole life.
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2. You have a hole in your head.
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3. Your neighbors are nuts.
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4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
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5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then
fain
THA CHRIS™

Nov 17, 2007 10:41 AM

Matt .. Hey you, What's up? .. Well I see you haven't had a comment this month, so I just thought i'd pop that cherry for this month :) Hope your having a good weekend!
AlanAlan Delaney

Oct 12, 2007 1:33 AM

Happy late fucking B-day, punk. There. I said it. Still love ya though.
JackieJackie Gilbert

Oct 9, 2007 6:59 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
JackieJackie Gilbert

Oct 5, 2007 8:46 PM

Thanks, Matthew. Four more days and I'll send you one. Still haven't caught up to me yet, have ya?
THA CHRIS™

Oct 5, 2007 5:06 AM

Happy early bday dude, hope you have a great one and take care!
Jeneva

Aug 6, 2007 2:35 PM

"Wanna go to Mexico? We'll be back by supper."
Dyana

Jun 8, 2007 8:44 PM

Coming soon: my grand MySpace re-entrance. Hey! If you come into town without getting in touch I'm gonna be pissed-- but I probably won't do anything about it, 'cause you look pretty tough in this picture. And by tough I mean tuff.
nate-o-bello

Jun 5, 2007 7:20 AM

I LOVE YOU!
AlanAlan Delaney

Jun 2, 2007 6:32 PM

He's really more like a dolt on wheels.
Dyana

Apr 30, 2007 1:22 AM

I miss you.
HaizleeHaley Greenway

Apr 29, 2007 2:11 AM

Are you really a sexy halibut?
Deleted

Apr 12, 2007 4:03 AM

Hey "ADAM"..Love da profile...What's with the Peppermint patty..I prefer junior mints myself..oh..and those good-n-plenty's..lol
nate-o-bello

Mar 30, 2007 3:25 AM

you're my hero
AlanAlan Delaney

Mar 24, 2007 12:19 AM

I don't even have the slightest fucking clue where in the hell you got the idea to send me that picture, but I LOVE you too.
AlanAlan Delaney

Mar 18, 2007 1:09 PM



St. Patrick's Day Funny Pictures


AlanAlan Delaney

Mar 11, 2007 10:47 PM

Never FUCK on the first date. Always give it a minute or two. Then FUCK their brains into a rotten pulp. After that, put that in a needle and take them like SMACK.
KimberlyKimberly Delaney

Mar 6, 2007 9:49 PM

Dyana

Mar 6, 2007 2:52 PM

Don't you think you need the "Talk Nerdy To Me" hoodie? They have tote bags too...

Dyana

Mar 3, 2007 5:03 AM

I love you, Matthew Keasling.
nate-o-bello

Feb 28, 2007 5:53 PM

love you studmuffin
AlanAlan Delaney

Feb 24, 2007 4:47 AM

Well for every dollar earned you get a dollar in your fucking pocket. I love having shit-stained balls.... don't you?
AlanAlan Delaney

Feb 23, 2007 3:13 AM

Read my message, BITCH.
nate-o-bello

Feb 20, 2007 3:34 PM

i so miss you.
KimberlyKimberly Delaney

Feb 14, 2007 11:49 AM

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Make your Comments HEARD at COMMENTYOU.com
KimberlyKimberly Delaney

Feb 13, 2007 2:23 AM

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Dyana

Feb 11, 2007 5:02 PM

P.S. I can't tell you how happy it makes me that your friend Nathan has Black Betty as his profile song right now.
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